Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: Manziel sets sights on being the best ... ever

You don't have to worry about "teams" being prepared. This "little puke" will take care of it all by himself. It is not a matter of if, but when, he steps on his crank, that will be that. The end of "Johnny Football".

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Cowboys yet to settle on play caller

Tony Romo will call the plays. At least he will be the one calling the play that they actually run, by ditching the one from the sideline with his "kill, kill, kill" thing, then throwing to Witten or Dez or occasionally someone else. And hopefully not too many to the other team in critical, or even non-critical, situations. Regardless, he'll be "calling" the majority of the plays they actually wind up running. You can take that to the bank.

Posted Wednesday May 08, 2013, About: Kurt Busch Takes V8 Supercar For Spin In Austin

A sure fire sign that someone hasn't the first clue what the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution actually says and means is when they go on the internet yakking about "Freedom of Speech".

Posted Thursday April 18, 2013, About: Penske Racing punished by NASCAR

Could someone who actually reads, speaks and understand English give me a translation here?

Posted Tuesday April 16, 2013, About: JaMarcus Russell likely won't get 2nd chance

Man, that is awesome!! How original. Did you just come up with that?

Posted Sunday April 14, 2013, About: Jets 'disappointed' Revis used Giants' surgeon

This reminded me of something, then while trying to recall it, I'm drawing a blank on the identity of the guy who said it. But, there was a football announcer who kept pronouncing Barry Sanders last name as "Saunders" during a TV broadcast. The other announcer(s) kept trying to correct him without coming right out and saying it...I guess in an attempt to be as nonchalant as possible so that he didn't exactly come down on him and embarrass him on TV. Does this sound familiar to anyone? Familiar enough to recall who it was?

Sitting here typing this out, I seem to recall that maybe it was Frank Gifford on Monday Night Football. Does that ring any bells with anyone? Is this correct? Not that it matters in the overall grand scheme of things. Just killing time while hoping the power stays on with the fairly significant ice storm that is currently going on outside.

Posted Sunday April 14, 2013, About: Police investigating death in NRA 500 infield

Only in Texas people commit suicide by shooting themselves in the head? Wow. I didn't know that. Thanks for filling me in.

Posted Sunday April 14, 2013, About: Taylor Hall goes off after Oilers lay egg

Hockey. The last bastion for tired, overused sports cliches.

Posted Tuesday April 09, 2013, About: Winston, Cowboys talks heating up

Please tell us what your plan would be for the Cowboys' QB position in this case.

Posted Thursday April 04, 2013, About: Mark Martin, Joe Gibbs deal falls apart

To not even know whose team the "baby" you are railing against drives for pretty much renders anything and everything you say moot. Might as well go try the football threads. You might get lucky and find one that you won't screw the pooch immediately on. Or not.

Posted Sunday March 31, 2013, About: Daryl Smith not expected to return to Jacksonville

Is there any Jacksonville Jaguar that does not "toil in obscurity"?

Posted Sunday March 24, 2013, About: Pete Carroll critical of Jets treatment of Mark Sanchez

Repeatedly. At the time, I wondered who he was trying to convince.

Posted Thursday March 21, 2013, About: Victor Butler visits Saints

Wow. So, I take it 25 "combined tackles', and 3 each sacks, forced fumbles and passes defended equate to a several million dollar payday in today's NFL. Mind boggling.

Posted Wednesday March 20, 2013, About: Romo extension inevitable, coaches must get creative

Guess what, Einstein?

Posted Tuesday March 19, 2013, About: The Rosemont Cubs?

Maybe no one else thinks so...but I thought this was perfect. Well done!!

Posted Tuesday March 19, 2013, About: Cowboys, Dolphins to meet in Hall of Fame Game

You people act like they could actually come up with a match-up for this game that WOULD actually matter.

Posted Thursday March 14, 2013, About: Is Jimmie Johnson bad for NASCAR?

Weren't "they" saying pretty much the same thing about Jeff Gordon in the '90s? And they'll no doubt be saying the same thing about the next driver that comes along and dominates for a period of time. It's just the nature of the beast.

Posted Wednesday March 13, 2013, About: Ricky Stenhouse a future champion?

Yeah, that's it. That must be why HMS has all of those championship trophies...media hype. Do a quick check and tell me..who has more overall series championships..Roush and his "skilled drivers" or HMS and their "media hyped drivers"?

Yeah...that's what I thought.

Posted Friday March 08, 2013, About: Cuban lends a plane after Bulls scary in-flight incident

Typical of the unwashed masses. A compressor stall (which amounts to pretty much absolutely nothing) on a modern airliner equates to "Honestly, it was really scary. We thought we were going to go down."

Idiots, all.

Posted Tuesday February 26, 2013, About: Daytona crash exposes risks to NASCAR spectators

Somebody, who...like yourself...is desperately threatened by this "girl". Sucks to be you.

Posted Tuesday February 26, 2013, About: Aggies coming hard after Texas' lone 2014 QB commit

Everything said here is stone cold fact. With the possible exception of the last sentence, which, well...anything could happen that could render that statement something other than stone cold fact.

But, yeah. Fact.