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Posted Tuesday October 21, 2008, About: Can Eli fix Plaxico-Coughlin feud?

Eli can help, but not solve it. Here's the thing: Plax is just perpetually po'd. I don't know why; he just is. The key is to get that anger focused outside the organization. A great solution? Play the Steelers. Did they do anything to deserve his ire? Not really. But if I were the Giants media department, I'd be looking for as much "bulletin board material" as I could find.

Posted Thursday March 20, 2008, About: Ocho-Cinco to Cowboys?

He meant "the feeding tube," because that's all that will be left of him after he gets through playing the Super Bowl Champion New York Football Giants twice a year.

We gotcha ocho-cinco right HERE, pal.

Posted Wednesday December 19, 2007, About: Is Coughlin coaching for his job?

It's not that Coughlin's doing a horrible job, but he ain't the right fit. Marty would be a lot better, so would the Chin, John Fox, etc.

Posted Wednesday December 19, 2007, About: Giants looking at Benson, Clark

Pitching!?!? We don't need more pitching, particularly of the Kris Benson variety. What's next, another center fielder?

Posted Tuesday December 18, 2007, About: Inside Florida recruiting wars

Yeah, because Miami has always been pure as the driven snow when it comes to recruiting. I think they wait outside the Dade County Correctional Facility with a van.

Posted Wednesday December 05, 2007, About: Comeback saved Isiah's job

How much does it suck to be a Knicks fan right now? I root for them to lose every game, and will continue to do so until Isaiah is gone.

Posted Tuesday November 20, 2007, About: Florida State: Tebow 'going down'

Typical Free Shoe U behavior. Let's break this down:

"Geno Hayes is an underachiever? That would be news to all of the QB's and RB's he's terrorizing this year. BTW, you orange and blue idiots..."

Uh, yeah, he's a real terror. On the 5th ranked defense in the ACC.
The defense that gave up 24 to Wake and 29 to Miami. Shoots, at 218, he doesn't even WEIGH as much as Tebow!

"...if Superman gets injured, UF is SCREWED for the next 2 years baby!!!!! Hahahahaha"

Classy as ever. We'll see you in the Swamp.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2007, About: Lakers owner: Kobe may be traded

Paging Isaiah Thomas.
Isaiah Thomas to the white courtesy phone.

Posted Thursday October 04, 2007, About: Mangini: Coughlin's a 'funny guy'

COUGHLIN: "Good evening, ladies and germs. Wait. "Germs?" I don't get it. That's supposed to be funny? OK. So. What's in the news? Airplanes. What is the deal with them? I use my time to watch film. That's pretty much what I do on an airplane.
Are you out there? Laugh or I'll fine you.
OK, well, we're working hard here, trying to restore New York Giant Pride...(CROWD LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY) Um, I wasn't kidding...(CROWD LAUGHS MORE)...we've really got our offense in sync...(CROWD FALLS ON GROUND, WALLS BEGIN TO SHAKE)...and I think we're going to win the NFC East this year...(WALLS CRUMBLE, CEILING COLLAPSES.)

Posted Monday September 17, 2007, About: Recruit picks Gators over Bulldogs

Nobody decent will commit to UGA until you get a coach. You haven't won squat in years. Eventually, UF will have so many recruits that some talent may drop to you - nobody wants to be 7th on the depth chart - but until you do a better job coaching, you won't do a good job recruiting.

P.S. But your girls ARE very, very hot.

Posted Friday August 10, 2007, About: Giants may lose Bonds in '08

Oh man don't say that. We will never, ever leave the cellar until The Recliner leaves the clubhouse.

A-Rod said and did all the right things when he was out here (5-5!) but I doubt he's coming. We're going to try to be the Padres. It ain't gonna work until we beef up the farm system, unfortunately.

Damn nice ballpark, though.

Posted Monday July 02, 2007, About: Two Gators given suspensions

Everybody's gunning for him - he's got to be extra-vigilant.

Posted Friday June 22, 2007, About: A-Rod would fit Giants' needs

Not me. Let's spend our dough on Ichiro. He costs less, plays better and comes with way less baggage. Let A-Rod go to the Marlins.

Posted Monday June 18, 2007, About: Why Coughlin's on hot seat

"The best bet is to wait for the return of John Fox or Bill Belicheck, and either of them is another 2 years away. And the eagles suck."

I couldn't have said it better myself. Except I might have hit caps lock for "EAGLES SUCK."

Posted Friday June 15, 2007, About: Giants interested in Husker

Make the blow up doll the coach. He probably gives better interviews, if nothing else.

Posted Tuesday June 05, 2007, About: Giants' McQuarters cuts dreads

You'd have to be nuts to run around with dreads like that! Are you telling me no opposing player's going to yank on those things? I would! And I probably wouldn't get flagged, either. Shoots, I think they look good - but they'd be a definite strategic disadvantage.

Sort of like wearing an Eagle uniform.

Posted Tuesday June 05, 2007, About: Is Lou losing Cubs clubhouse?

"Have Faith, my fellow friends and sufferers in Cub Nation."

99 years and counting. That's a lot of faith.

P.S. Lou still sucks.

Posted Tuesday June 05, 2007, About: Is Lou losing Cubs clubhouse?

A LITTLE overrated!? He sucks! He had Junior Griffey and Unit in their primes, with an up-and coming A-Rod on the same team and all he could do was run around and throw his stupid little umpire tantrums. He SUCKS. Which makes him absolutely positively perfect for the Cubs. (Sorry, Cub fans.)

Posted Thursday May 17, 2007, About: Gators tempting Bulldogs' recruit?

When you win national titles, you become very attractive to players. What's Georgia done in the last 10 years? Not a lot. What's Florida done? Significantly more.
OK, so where would it be more fun to play?
For some kids, still Georgia. For others, UF.
For the kids who can't spell "UF," Florida State.
For the kids who can't spell "UF" because they're in handcuffs, Miami.