Posted Friday January 25, 2013, About: Raiders giving Pryor big opportunity in 2013

Pryor in week 17 v. Chargers:
13-28 for 150 yards 2 TDs and 1 INT
That's your future?

Posted Thursday January 03, 2013, About: Browns to interview Chip Kelly following Fiesta Bowl

Will be fun to watch it all evolve!
Go Quack Attack!

Posted Thursday January 03, 2013, About: RGIII consoles Tony Romo after Redskins win

"And this game doesn't mean anything?"
Stay tuned. Time for a change in Dallas.

Posted Wednesday January 02, 2013, About: Reid's pitch to Cards: I can fix Kolb

Kevin, this is Andy. He's the coach that says you're broken.
Andy, this is Kevin. He's the QB you traded away.

Good news boys! Andy says he can fix you and, well, Advil sounds a whole lot cheaper than a new OL! So keep taking those beatings, Kevin. That's what Andy wants from his QBs.

Posted Wednesday January 02, 2013, About: Kyle Shanahan expected to get significant attention

(not including the recently fired Andy Reid, who deserves a job anywhere he wants)...

Seriously? Why is this a given? What did I miss?

Posted Wednesday January 02, 2013, About: Bears to interview Buccaneers OC Mike Sullivan

Especially on offense!
POINTS YARDS PASS YDS RUSH YDS
24.3 13th 363.8 9th 248.9 10th. 114.8 15th

Posted Tuesday January 01, 2013, About: McDaniels takes himself off the market

Uhh, Peter Principle. Duh.

Posted Tuesday January 01, 2013, About: McDaniels takes himself off the market

Josh is a good example of the Peter Principal.

Posted Tuesday January 01, 2013, About: Philly's No. 1 choice to replace Reid

Quack attack in Philly? Sounds fitting!

Posted Sunday December 23, 2012, About: UCLA's Tevin McDonald to miss bowl after testing positive for pot

No problem if you test positive twice!
Only on a clear day do U-C-L-A.

Posted Thursday December 20, 2012, About: Fresno State, UNLV contacted by Big East

Fresno State, UNLV contacted by Big East
Yeah, 'cause everybody knows Fresno and Las Vegas are east of...the Pacific Ocean!

Posted Tuesday December 18, 2012, About: Mets eyeing Coco Crisp?

I'm eyeing my Fruit Loops. Cost me all of $4 and I know they're already stale when I buy 'em.

Posted Tuesday December 18, 2012, About: Double-edged sword for Golson

We do less and less better than more and more.
Seriously?

ALA 24-14

Posted Monday December 17, 2012, About: Ridley shoulders blame for Pats' loss

nice

Posted Monday December 17, 2012, About: Rams fear Dahl's done for season

Well that was a pretty schizophrenic article

Posted Monday December 17, 2012, About: Change coming to Chicago

Dude, you speak like one who knows.

Posted Monday December 17, 2012, About: Ridley shoulders blame for Pats' loss

"Nobody is more upset when I fumble than Stevan is," he said, channeling his best Elmo.

Posted Monday December 17, 2012, About: Ridley shoulders blame for Pats' loss

"Nobody is more upset when I fumble than Stevan is," he said, channeling his best Ricky Henderson.

Posted Monday December 17, 2012, About: Big Ben openly questions play-calling

Peyton calls his own plays (hint, hint) and doesn't dis on the OC...take control, dude. You've earned the right.

Posted Monday December 17, 2012, About: Ice thinning under Schwartz

Take a Xanax and call it a career. Your days as HC are over.
Or, didn't they tell you; loser of Cards/Lions gets the pink slip. It was definitely in my morning newspaper!

Posted Tuesday December 11, 2012, About: Oregon law complicates Kelly succession plan

Hmmm. Which one doesn't fit? Cam Newton, Jake Locker or Carson Palmer?