Crooked Stiches

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Posted Wednesday April 03, 2013, About: Knicks legend isn't sure Carmelo gets it
Why I love Kobe Bryant:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kobe-bryant-compiles-helpful-list-of-435-asp ects-o,31814/



"Bryant, who also displayed a subsection of Jamison???s 6,000 mental errors, which were categorized as idiotic blunders, dipshitmoves, or majorfuckups, reportedly informed his teammate that he was always available to help or answer questions."



Fantastic.
Posted Thursday March 21, 2013, About: The teams lining up for LeBron
WAMU and Oldtimer...can we use a less descriptive phrase then hugging on Kobe's Nuts?

The visual is making me icky.
Posted Thursday March 21, 2013, About: Randolph: Grizzlies better without Gay
I'm going to agree with you, ya old so and so.
Posted Thursday March 21, 2013, About: Knicks eyeing Olympiacos' Powell
Stifle Edith!
Posted Thursday March 21, 2013, About: The teams lining up for LeBron
Cavs fans can dream of the return of the Ohio native who wore the wine and gold?


That's a good one.
Posted Monday March 18, 2013, About: 'Melo, out: Star refuses to speak to media
The silent treatment can't be a good sign.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Duncan respects Pop's late-game benching
Fixed.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
What's black and blue and floating upside down in the Irish sea?

Someone who tells a stupid Irish joke.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they are always short.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
The high road, eh?

I should try that once.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
"... Kobe dropped hints all season that Howard needs to pick up his game..."



THIS is in a nutshell, what the entire article is saying.
The rest is a Kobe love fest.

LORD DJ, I lost like two minutes of my life!!!!
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
I'm on it.


Igor, get the ice cream scooper!
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
I could jump into my Apple-Stiches persona, but then I'd even annoy myself.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
OM to the G!

I resemble that remark.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
Think they still have Big League Chew, the bubble gum chewing tobacco.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
Excellent.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
Never understood the connection between Popeye and cigarets...he smoked a pipe.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Duncan respects Pop's late-game benching
Vince drive to the basket instead of a fade away jump shot?

Still waiting to see that.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
Remember Popeye cigaret candy for kids...lol...that would so not sell now a days.
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
Rooby-Dooby Doo!
Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: Chances of Bryant playing Friday 'not good'
I always liked how Kobe would make his lower jaw protrude outwards to imply he is tough.



Just screams bad ass!
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