Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: LeSean McCoy tweaks knee in OTAs

Who's the old man now?

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Gronk told to curb his enthusiasm?

Anyone who has more money than they know what to do with. Especially if they were born into it.

Apparently, you don't have that problem.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Chargers shielding Te'o from questions

or disappointed after intercourse

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Redskin fans buy RGIII's entire wedding registry

Fans are so weird

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: 2012 was frustrating for Larry Fitzgerald

Should see some improvement this year, but as long as they have inferior quarterbacks, Fitz's potential continues going to waste. Kinda like Steve Smith in Carolina.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: EJ Manuel sinking teeth into Bills offense

That could be a sad commentary on the Bills' offensive scheme, but let's see how they do this year.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Rob Gronkowski to have fourth surgery on Monday

Gronkowski swears that his arm didn't drink anything, so it'll be ready to go Monday

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Roy Helu will have to fight for roster spot

Wasn't he in that AT&T commercial with Bob Stoops?

Helu!

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Garrett digging in against Jerry

And the Cowboys have made it so easy for the haters, in recent years

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Chargers shielding Te'o from questions

I'll bet they don't want Te'o doing any interviews by phone or by electronic media. He might have a hard time telling if it's real.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Woodson pitches services to Detroit

This is starting to make Woodson look pathetic. Especially if he gets no offers besides that from the Raiders.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Brian Hoyer could win backup job with Cleveland Browns

When you're a QB for the Browns, you don't stay a backup for long.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Rahim Moore and Broncos leaving playoff mistake in the past

Mile High Miracle, baby

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Is EJ Manuel poised for success in Buffalo?

The Save-A-Lot in Buffalo was completely out of Success brown rice.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Jets' RB Mike Goodson arrested for possession of drugs, weapons

fixed

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Broncos add insurance clause to Peyton Manning's deal

I can't figure out any reason why Peyton would agree to this, unless he's just a nice guy looking out for his team, who doesn't need the money if he gets hurt.

On the moral totem pole, this puts Peyton above Brady now, right? I mean, Brady didn't sacrifice ANY potential for guaranteed money.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Jets' RB Mike Goodson arrested for possession of drugs, weapons

I remember him being the #3 guy in Carolina. I knew he had moved on, but couldn't recall where.

It's rather satisfying to find out he's putting the Jets in the news, yet again.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: After accident, Donte Stallworth cleared for football

Teams are considering the possibility of Stallworth as a defensive back, as long as he's okay with being burned several times each season.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Rob Gronkowski likely to undergo fourth surgery on forearm

Maybe this thread is about his other arm

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Jaguars claim Kyle Love

Wilfork being an exception

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Weeden: 'This is my job'

Kick em while they're down and you're up, I say