The Republic of Sport

Tom Six

Tom Six's Comments

Posted Friday November 28, 2008, About: Burnett or bust for Blue Jays

We can elevate the plane of this debate by a universal deployment of the spendid device shown at the left.

Posted Tuesday June 24, 2008, About: Doc: Schilling could pitch again

Is "niplets" a euphemism for breast buds?

(We smoke those here at the lab.)

Posted Monday February 11, 2008, About: Steep price for A's Blanton

Space Ace endorses Lockheed Martin technology, such as the splendid device pictured at left, and his own galactic ride, designed at a secret site in Manitoba.

Posted Wednesday November 14, 2007, About: White Sox make Hunter priority

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Going up?

Posted Friday November 02, 2007, About: A-Rod in Marlins uniform?

He who strays from tradition becomes a sacrifice to the extraordinary.

Up and out.

Posted Friday November 02, 2007, About: When will Zumaya return?

Going up.

Posted Friday November 02, 2007, About: Brewers interested in Schilling

Up and gone!

Posted Friday November 02, 2007, About: Will Glavine return in '08?

Up and out! So long, suckers!

Posted Saturday October 20, 2007, About: Seve wants Ryder Cup captaincy

"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."

Herman Melville

Posted Thursday October 18, 2007, About: Seve wants Ryder Cup captaincy

Above the fray.

Posted Wednesday October 17, 2007, About: Mauer to undergo surgery

For quick exits, I recommend one of these devices.

Posted Wednesday October 17, 2007, About: New Yankees pitching coach

Up and out.

Posted Tuesday October 16, 2007, About: New Yankees pitching coach

I am determined to take this debate in a new direction.

Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Simms' shaky future by the Bay

Simms finished his career as the most accurate passer in UT history with a 58.7% completion rate, and with the highest career passing efficiency rating, 138.4.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2007, About: Phillies' pitching wish list

That, I'm sorry to report, is a falsehood.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2007, About: Torre to manage Cardinals?

Try one of these splendid devices at the left, 4192jc.

It will get it "off" the ground in seconds.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2007, About: Simms' shaky future by the Bay

Hey, don't think I haven't thought of that, Chris.

He's struggling right now.

He is having to re-train his entire body, and it's been bewildering to him, Phil, Gruden, everyone.

But especially Chris.

Posted Wednesday October 10, 2007, About: Vick may have to re-pay $20 million

Going up?

Posted Wednesday October 10, 2007, About: Troubled D-Ray to play winter ball

You need to calm yourself in a honey cave.

Posted Wednesday October 10, 2007, About: Troubled D-Ray to play winter ball

"Sausage Wallet " is a personal favorite, followed closely by "The Jaws of Hell" and "The Dripping Delta."

Posted Wednesday October 10, 2007, About: Vick may have to re-pay $20 million

It would appear that devick got caught pulling a double-poster trick.

He should pull on one of these superb devices shown at the left, and levitate his way out of here.