Posted Monday February 25, 2013, About: Report: Thunder plans to re-sign Derek Fisher

Say what??? Ya' mean to tell me 'dat my Mavs weren't good enuf' for you?

Posted Monday February 25, 2013, About: NBA debating fine for Mark Cuban's 'Kobe' comment

Yep... I agree.

Posted Saturday February 09, 2013, About: Shawn Marion won't report to bad team if traded

Hey big feller'... we needs ya and don't you listen to any of dem' previously posted crappy comments. 'Dem folks don't knows what dey be talkin' abouts. Time to gear up as a team and secure the eighth seed. Yippers, da' Mavs is gonna punk 'dem SA Spuds in round one I tells ya!

Posted Saturday February 09, 2013, About: Magic Johnson "embarrassed" to have ever been a Laker?

Easy there big feller... it's okay 'dat your Lakers ain'ts any good 'dis year.... gives 'da rest of us fans sumptin' to chuckle 'bouts!

Posted Thursday February 07, 2013, About: West believes in the Lakers

'Dem Lakers ain't goin' any nowheres near da playoffs dis year... dey is already makin' fishin' plans for this coming offseason. And I ain't no hater.... well mebbe a little bit.

Posted Wednesday February 06, 2013, About: Kaman: Concussion test is stupid

Settle down big feller... there be marbles are still a rattlin' up inside 'dat noggin' of 'yors.

Posted Tuesday February 05, 2013, About: Mavs may look to move big names

Dang I miss Tyson... I JJ too!

Posted Tuesday January 29, 2013, About: D-League's Legends chasing Allen Iverson

Oh well... go play elsewhere then.

Posted Monday January 28, 2013, About: Mavs' Roddy Beaubois 'tells on himself'

Hang in there Roddy.

Posted Monday January 21, 2013, About: Dwyane Wade, Erik Spoelstra work past 'family moment' spat

D-Wade ain't no longer the darling of the NBA and hence no longer gets the phantom foul calls on his defender. Too bad fella'.

Posted Thursday January 17, 2013, About: Mavs to be aggressive at trade deadline

My Mavs will be jest' fine, dadgummit!

Posted Saturday January 12, 2013, About: Mavericks showing interest in Greg Oden

Could be worse... Shawn Bradley comes to mind.

Posted Thursday January 10, 2013, About: Rivers: KG didn't cross the line

Carmelo needs to learn how to keep his cool to avoid getting fined by the league. I'm jest' sayin'...

Posted Monday January 07, 2013, About: Dwight Howard, Pau Gasol out indefinitely

I ain't gonna smirk at the Lakers latest misfortunes 'cuz my team gots plenty of problems of der own...

Posted Friday January 04, 2013, About: Westbrook too obsessed with beating the Heat

Punking the Heat in the finals was priceless...

Posted Friday January 04, 2013, About: Ham: Kobe more fluid, a better shooter than Jordan

Michael will forever be the best player on the planet...

Posted Friday January 04, 2013, About: Dirk Nowitzki practices with starters for first time

Time to get busy... and I still dislike the Spurs more than I do the Lakers.

Posted Thursday January 03, 2013, About: Carlisle won't suspend, but will bench players

Aw man!! Whut up wit dat?

Posted Thursday December 27, 2012, About: Wade fires back at Barkley

Nope, I don'ts has any sympathy 'fer D-Wade whatsoevers... not after all 'dem phantom fouls called on my Mavs back in the 2006 finals. You is slowin' down feller... and dem refs ain't a given ya' the benefit of da doubt anymores and I be happy fer' dat. So quit yor' griping.

Posted Tuesday December 25, 2012, About: Mavs grant Derek Fisher his release

Hmmm... Me wonders how Pau Gasol would fit in with my Mavs now that Dirk is back. Incidentally I'm still bothered 'bout Lamar Odom's stint here with my Mavs and can't help but wish him nothing but loads of failure with whatever team he lands with.

Posted Tuesday December 25, 2012, About: Could LeBron James return to Cleveland?

Seems to me that what we have here is a reporter trying his darndest to stir up a bit of sports interest in a city mired in multiple losing seasons courtesy of its local teams. Give up all hope Cleveland fans... it jest ain't gonna happen.