Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Kliff Kingsbury tells Texas Tech players to lay off video games

This hurts worse than my arthritis.

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Calipari's NCAA rant: 'We need to separate'

Would someone please pass the chloroform?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Calipari's NCAA rant: 'We need to separate'

Everyone should be thankful that John Calipari is there for us. He's able to rise above self-interest to fight for truth, justice and the American way.

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Kliff Kingsbury tells Texas Tech players to lay off video games

He should be grateful that he doesn't need to worry about them reading books in the library.

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Daniel Jenkins transferring back to Arizona

Does this constitute a mutiny?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

They have and they will.

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

What if it is an ESL class for soccer players in the Guadalajaran Jeweler's League?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

Is he upset that he and his fellow coaches didn't do as good a job as the SEC coaches when they broke rules?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

If he enumerates the unreported violations, are they still classified as unreported?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

To what unreported violations is he referring?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

What are the allegations against him?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

Who is the complainer?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Report: Ex-Miami coach says unreported SEC violations far worse

If it ended up here, how private can the complaint have been?

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Mom: RGIII is getting married

The Onion is my only source for online news.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Mom: RGIII is getting married

Just checking my facts.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Mom: RGIII is getting married

Congrats to Dick and Karl. Where are they registered?

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Mom: RGIII is getting married

Congrats to Becky and Robbie. Where are they registered?

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: 8th-grader adds Texas offer

Ok, funny was a poor choice. I should have used ironic-in-a-tv-movie-way.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: 8th-grader adds Texas offer

Be funny if Pat canned Lame but the kid goes to USC and succeeds.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: 8th-grader adds Texas offer

You do realize that this just further blurs a confused line of thought - just saying. By the time, this is straightened out David Sills will be getting his unconditional release from the New York Jets - he should be all of 18 by then.