Posted Monday March 11, 2013, About: Vikings Have Numerous Options After Percy Harvin Trade

Endless possibilities? An entire team made of Adrian Petersons?

Posted Tuesday March 05, 2013, About: Steelers interested in S Kenny Vaccaro

Start signing players to contracts for other teams? Bold move, sir. Bold move.

Posted Thursday January 03, 2013, About: Haley in the mix for Arizona job

Masochistic owners.

Posted Thursday January 03, 2013, About: Haley in the mix for Arizona job

"A return to Arizona would be a homecoming of sorts for the 45-year-old Haley. He served as the team's offensive coordinator in 2007 and 2008. Haley led Arizona's offense to a franchise-record in scoring (427 points), which helped them win the NFC West championship and ended with the franchise's first Super Bowl appearance." - From the article right up there. *points*

Posted Wednesday November 14, 2012, About: Jets teammates rip 'terrible' Tebow

In other news, the Jets would be a great team if they didn't suck.

Posted Monday November 12, 2012, About: Jets' season effectively over

The Jets season ended in week one.

Posted Monday October 22, 2012, About: Jets don't trust Sanchez

When a ball thrown by Brady isn't caught, it's the receivers fault. When a ball thrown by Sanchez isn't caught, it's Sanchez's fault. Kinda have to feel bad for the guy.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2012, About: Cassel ruled out; Quinn to start

A little part of me wants him to go out and throw for 500yds and 4TDs. Just a little tiny part.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2012, About: Bills want to get run game going

I meant to say "all passing" but things didn't go as planned. Sorry.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2012, About: Bills want to get run game going

For an NFL that's "all run" now, a lot of teams sure do need that running game back.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2012, About: Key Packers players headed toward game time decision

At first I thought that was a picture of Finley merrily skipping down the field.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2012, About: Allen: NFL cares more about offensive players

Yes. Not being allowed to headbutt people to the ground ONLY prevents concussions on offensive players.

Posted Thursday October 11, 2012, About: Tebow rumblings grow louder

Just put him in, sign TO, and give Rexy that sideline buffet table he's always wanted. If you can't be a winner you may as well have some fun.

Posted Wednesday October 10, 2012, About: The NFL's worst team up for debate

100% agreed. This would be an awful week for Mr. Johnson to decide he's a good runner again.

Posted Tuesday October 09, 2012, About: Newton's dad suggests attitude adjustment

It would give Clausen a chance to step up and show what he can do as the starting clipboard holder.

Posted Tuesday October 09, 2012, About: New QB joins the MVP conversation

He's really not MVP/Elite QB material yet. Let him win a few playoff games first.

Posted Tuesday October 09, 2012, About: Newton's dad suggests attitude adjustment

Bench him and put in good ole Derek Anderson. What's the worst that could happen?

Posted Tuesday October 09, 2012, About: T.O. tweets Jets: 'Let's make it happen'

Cue Benny Hill.

Posted Thursday October 04, 2012, About: The NFL has figured out Michael Vick

I like the idea of Troy's first game back from injury being littered with interceptions.

Posted Wednesday October 03, 2012, About: Niners CB says Jets quit

I'm surprised nobody has said the three magic words.

The Jets SUCK!!!!!!

Posted Wednesday October 03, 2012, About: Niners CB says Jets quit

So bye bye, Mr. Rex Ryan guy. Guaranteed the playoffs, now your team has run dry. And though you added Tebow, the improvement was nigh. Next year you'll be an unemployed guy. Next year you'll be an unemployed guy.