Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Dieng: Louisville even better in 2013-14

Cyrillic languages an unfair!

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Dieng: Louisville even better in 2013-14

Above the knees, too. Very apropos.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manning 'looking forward to supporting' Jones

Odd as that may seem for two founding teams of the conference, yes.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manning 'looking forward to supporting' Jones

May the subject of your avi pic thrice deny you.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Arkansas projects more than $80M in revenue

The blatherskype is an oft whacked troll who has haunted these threads in previous guises. Pay it no heed.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manziel nearly transferred before '12 season

Methinks the offender is the latest incarnation of an often whacked troll familiar to these threads by other names.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Wiggins wows in first Kansas workout

Parachutists Over Phorty, http://thepops.org/. I'm a member.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manning 'looking forward to supporting' Jones

UTK vs LSU to date, 20-9-3. Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you...

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manning 'looking forward to supporting' Jones

Peyton does support UTK quite generously. We do note that post-Indy and pre-Denver, Manning visited Duke to hang with Dangerous Dave Cutcliff. All true Vols fans honor Dave and are thankful for the success he brought to Tennessee.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manning 'looking forward to supporting' Jones

[standard warning against shizzling a Vols thread] Quad.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manning 'looking forward to supporting' Jones

Copacetic, DC?

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manning 'looking forward to supporting' Jones

May you soil your shorts while laughing at your own jests.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manning 'looking forward to supporting' Jones

Eli did. In Oxford and at the Swamp, too.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Manziel nearly transferred before '12 season

Answered in the Haus.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Wiggins wows in first Kansas workout

DS just sounds like a DZ whippersnapper. I'll bet beer he qualifies for POPs.

Posted Wednesday June 19, 2013, About: Brian Kelly: Golson, Vanderdoes needed to be held accountable

Well, to grasp for perspective, Kelly is HC of ND, a Catholic school, and penance is part of being Catholic.

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Tide's room gets a waterfall

Oh, yeah, the gray water thing... So, your bowels moving, are they?

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Tide's room gets a waterfall

Gotta pee, OT? All this talk of water falling beginning to get to you?

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Kansas DL Chris Martin dismissed from team

More likely, bearclaws.

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Backup linebacker dismissed from Missouri

Just deleted posts, or did somebody get whacked?

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Nebraska prospect's pick stings Ohio State

Colorado's problems run deep. I do not know that they will ever be solved without cleaning out the entire administration, but, we'll see if Bohn's successor can instill some respect and respectability into CU's athletics. Meanwhile, Mike McIntyre has a job ahead of him.

Speculatively, I'd say borrow from Barry Alvarez. Build the program, schedule OOC LSOPs early, try to win some conference games. Then, since you don't have Wiscy fans, promote attendance by selling discounted packages, giving season ticket subscribers the best seats, host "pick your seats" days to boost season and packaged ticket sales, try negotiating an allocation of tickets for inclusion in travel & convention packages, advanced single-game group sales, and create game-day promotions to sell deeply discounted single tix. Use the band. Call in all favors from celebrity alums for promotion. Get butts in the seats. Fans may actually develop...