Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Red Wings give Pavel Datsyuk 3-year, $23 million extension

This is Datsyuk, he's still crazy good even at 35, not surprised Wings extended him.

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Garden ice under fire

Exactly. When a player from the home team criticizes the ice you gotta know it's real bad. And that's just what he said in English to the press, you should hear the German version.

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Couture deal may more than double $2.85M salary

I didn't recognize the name Great Gazoo so I had to Google him. I recognized him, looks just like Couture in this photo, hilarious!

Posted Tuesday June 18, 2013, About: Rangers, Canucks swapping coaches

No matter who coaches next in Vancouver Gillis has not set him up with a winning hand. If it's Torts I sure hope he knows how to bluff.

Posted Monday June 17, 2013, About: Caps likely to draft best player available

I hope Jagr pots one before this series is over.

Posted Monday June 17, 2013, About: Caps likely to draft best player available

That was the least insightful post I have ever read. I got halfway through it thinking it better pick up quickly, not much left to go. Nope, it ended up being about nothing! If only the Stanley Cup Finals were on, then the interns could offer up ... heyyyy wait a minute ...

Posted Monday June 17, 2013, About: Jonathan Toews doesn't think Bruins earned Game 2 win

If the Hawks struggle in Boston expect more than just whining from Toews, be prepared for Keith to do something really stupid on the ice.

Posted Sunday June 16, 2013, About: Report: Flames talking to Brendan Shanahan

I agree Boston is loaded with talent and they are a damn good team, it's just that they're mostly recognized for how well they execute Julien's system so I jumped on that band wagon in my last comment.

Posted Sunday June 16, 2013, About: Report: Flames talking to Brendan Shanahan

Bruins system vs. Hawks talent, so far it looks like the former is going to trump the latter. But then looks can be deceiving, especially in a series as tight as this one.

Posted Sunday June 16, 2013, About: Report: Flames talking to Brendan Shanahan

I was hoping for threads about the Bruins-Hawks series but instead we get rumours about Shanahan and comments from Oates about Crosby's season. Pffft, I'm heading over to the PGA threads for some U.S. Open chatter.

Posted Saturday June 15, 2013, About: Former Kings exec: Los Angeles 'not a hockey town'

L.A. is my lady.

Posthumously,
Frank Sinatra.

Posted Friday June 14, 2013, About: Evander Kane calls Chris Bosh a 'fairy' on Twitter

It appears we'll have many years of twiticisms from Mr. Kane, he's that kind of guy, so this is just the beginning, follks!

Posted Friday June 14, 2013, About: Mystery buyer ready to save Coyotes?

I was going to say Scottsdale but you were first with Phoenix and it is more funny. Well played Nard Dog.

Posted Friday June 14, 2013, About: Mess would take fellow Rangers star with him

Simple, Burke left.

Posted Friday June 14, 2013, About: Source: Horton's injury painful and chronic

I'm calling in sick today, going to tell the boss my subluxation is acting up again.

Posted Friday June 14, 2013, About: Stanley Cup reaches TV rating high after Game 1

That's great news, let's hope it continues. Also heard today that the ratings for the NBA finals are down. Interesting.

Posted Thursday June 13, 2013, About: Coyotes teetering on the brink

I got all of that not including the part after "hairy sea".

Posted Wednesday June 12, 2013, About: Sharks extend contract of Todd McLellan

Lol, you had me at nutless poosays.

Posted Wednesday June 12, 2013, About: Penguins GM wants contract extension for Dan Bylsma

You mean like a thead about how Gonchar is now house hunting in the Dallas area?

Posted Wednesday June 12, 2013, About: Sharks extend contract of Todd McLellan

I bet the extension came with an order for him to spend the summer learning how to adjust the game plan when confronted by a team that is shutting the Pens down.

Posted Wednesday June 12, 2013, About: Brown wants Kings to keep team together

And hopefully no one Averys the dressing room.