Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Don Maloney nears extension with Coyotes

I misread the headline, I thought it said Maloney nears extinction with the Coyotes. I think my version makes more sense.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Sens head coach holds 13 second press conference after loss

In that pic? You mean in every pic.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Brian Burke won't GM Team USA at Sochi

Keep Milbury in your back pocket to make fun of if Burkie is on the sidelines and you're bored of making fun of Bettman. Mike always says something stupid so lots of material to work with.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Can the Rangers turn things around against Boston?

But it ain't gonna happen here, Bruins-Penguins up next. In the west? Not so clear, jump ball. Any predictions?

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Av's not ready to lock Seth Jones as No. 1 draft pick

File under H for hyperbole. Or under W for whatever.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Thornton on Stoll: 'Keep your head up'

Thanks, no one hustles in the corners to dig out video clips better than you do, Canuck eh! Sorry about the DJ thing, it was an early morning post and I was off my game.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Thornton on Stoll: 'Keep your head up'

Music trivia: Former Argent guitarist/keyboardist Russ Ballard went solo and in 1984 recorded a single called 'Voices'. If you liked 'Hold Your Head Up' you'll like Voices. Maybe our DJ, Canuck eh, can find it, lol ...

Good to finally see a post about the Kings/Sharks series, yes, there is playoff hockey on the west coast too.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Devils vs. Rangers expected for Yankee Stadium weekend before Super Bowl

And the TV ratings are big for the NHL. Get used to it, this idea isn't going to stop jumping the shark any time soon.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Is Tomas Vokoun the answer for Pittsburgh's netminder problems?

Vokoun stopped 35 of 36 shots in game 1 against the Sens for a .972 save percentage. Not bad. Appears he is the answer for Pittsburgh's netminder problems. So far.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Blackhawks fan delays birth to watch Chicago win Game 5

Buckle up and goggles on, this series should be a wild ride!

Posted Sunday May 12, 2013, About: Report: Panthers owner interested in buying Dolphins

Yeah just in time to impress their home town fans in Brooklyn! At least the fans on the island had those 4 amazing years in the early 80s.

Posted Sunday May 12, 2013, About: Roberto Luongo hopes to keep playing

Hey, I thought this thread was supposed to be about Luongo? Oh right, no one cares, me neither. Really wanted to see the Isles win at home to set up a big game 7 in Pittsburgh. Bummer.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Hart Trophy snub doesn't bother Jonathan Toews

They aren't. Sweeping the Canucks was like sweeping the porch, not exactly hard. Be surprised if they get past the second round, if they do it will be because of Niemi.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Crosby, Ovechkin, Tavares named Hart Trophy Finalists

How come only Crosby's name includes a link to his profile in this post, does Fan Nation not consider Ovechkin and Tavares worthy enough? Just sayin'.

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: How the Canucks keep getting it wrong

More trivia for those with time on their hands: They entered the NHL in 1967 as the California Seals and changed their name to the Oakland Seals half way through their first season. Strange but par for the course for this sad sack team. They then changed their name to the California Golden Seals in 1970. Oh, and they wore white skates, lol, ya gotta love that! Okay maybe not.

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: How the Canucks keep getting it wrong

Thanks for the intro.

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: How the Canucks keep getting it wrong

It wouldn't take much for you to convince me of that. In fact, your "I do" is pretty much all it will take.

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: How the Canucks keep getting it wrong

Everyone said the Canucks needed to get bigger, stronger, tougher, so last year Gillis addressed it by bringing in the hard-nosed Swede Sami Pahlsson. This year he addressed it by bringing in a smurf from Dallas, the diminutive Derek Roy. Meanwhile, he sent a true tough guy who could play, Aaron "Peppermint" Volpatti, to the Caps. Don't get me wrong, I don't necessarily think Gillis is a bad manager, however, I do sometimes wonder if he understands what big, strong and tough means.

Btw, The Province is a tabloid newspaper out of Vancouver.

Posted Thursday May 09, 2013, About: Without Backstrom or Harding, Wild stand little chance

Looks like year 1 of the Suter/Parise era will be a bust. Unless making the playoffs and being eliminated in the 1st round counts as progress.

Posted Thursday May 09, 2013, About: Sedin brothers to blame for Canucks' playoff woes

Sedins were just part of the problem, albeit a big part, but overall this team needs a complete overhaul starting with the coach.

Posted Thursday May 09, 2013, About: 49ers, Levi agree to naming rights for new stadium

New stadium nickname, The Closet. You heard it here first.