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Posted Monday November 23, 2009, About: Allenby critical of American players
Hey that was first-rate.

I'd include football as well.

Dumbest sport known to man.
Posted Monday November 23, 2009, About: McIlroy goes against advisors
Gary Player?

Gary snapped his cap 40 years ago. He thinks steroids are rampant on the tour.

Beer maybe.

McIlroy has to prove himself. We can't put his carcass on a pedestal until he does.
Posted Monday November 23, 2009, About: Westwood heeds caddie's harsh advice
Well, bully for you.
Posted Sunday November 22, 2009, About: McIlroy goes against advisors
For sure. Let the snot-nose join the tour. Then he can, heh-heh, so us all that he is just another brick-in-the-friggin-wall.

We've heard enough from egocentric wanabes who talk first.

Show us what you can do with your sticks Mr. Wie.
Posted Sunday November 22, 2009, About: Stewart backs off Earnhardt slam
Eventually, we hope, it is going to dawn on the stupid admins of NASCAR that the chase was the dumbest thing EVER invented.

I've said this before, if Jr. were leading in points at the breakaway and then a handful of drivers pulled even with him and ended up pushing him back to fourth at the end then you would need a very large contingent of body-guards for the top brass of NASCAR because there would be about 10,000 red-necks at the ready to do a dance on their face. As Martha always says "It would be a good thing".
Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Stewart: Earnhardt a 'no talent (expletive)'
Set the beer can down and think.

Stewart on a level with Jr.?

Stewart has already proven he is one of the greats. Junior is popular because of his last name. Period. If his name was Dale Dunwoody no one would even know him because he wouldn't be driving in NASCAR.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: How Beem sweated out top-125 finish
No he didn't.

Strange topped out at over a million for several years in a row.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: How Beem sweated out top-125 finish
You paying attention to this Finchem? Chemical abuse. Two beers, two vodkas.

You going to sweep this one under the rug?
Posted Saturday November 14, 2009, About: Lawyer: Several PGA pros failed drug tests
This is ****ed up.

Since when do recreation chemicals fit into the concept of testing or performance-enhancing drugs?

It's really time to dump Tim Finchem. Seriously.

As long as you're going to ban players from doing grass you might just as well ban them from doing beer.

I cannot believe how stupid the PGA, collectively, is. It is almost like they have gotten the absolute dregs when it comes to administrators.

Unreal.
Posted Sunday November 08, 2009, About: Pepper leaving Golf Channel
No guys, she does have the stuff.

If you've ever seen her pout or get hot it was just like watching Paula Creamer now.

Her stare alone could melt the wax off a truck frame.

And, she's got a new man so there you go. It's an engine thing.
Posted Tuesday November 03, 2009, About: No love lost between Kim, Allenby
It's Geoffffff Shacklebrain who sucks.

Can't you think of anything important to write about bonehead?
Posted Tuesday November 03, 2009, About: Fired Browns GM at odds with Mangini
It is not the norm to have an owner and a GM who are so completely driven and focused that nothing else matters to them except winning.

They spend what they have to to get the best players. That's why teams like the Cowboys and the NY Yankees always seem to rise to the top.

Like I say, if the Detroit Lions had Jerry Jones as an owner, they'd be headed in the right direction.

The one and only way the Lions will ever get turned around is for someone to take them away from Ford.
Posted Thursday October 29, 2009, About: Pinehurst may hire Crenshaw for restoration
They have to mess with it. Otherwise the dumb-***** press doesn't have anything to write about.
Posted Thursday October 29, 2009, About: LPGA unhappy with Whan leak
So What?

Are they more concerned with a friggin leak than how the clown performs?

What a sorry bag of morons.
Posted Thursday October 29, 2009, About: Daly's lost even more weight
So what?

His days are done.

Clarabelle is a side-show now.
Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Inside Augusta's lavish practice facility
Tiger might benefit from hitting off of pine straw as we reflect on this past Masters.

Then again I can use more practice just hitting off of a good lie.

By the way does any teaching pro know how to teach a person to get their right side through the ball at impact?
Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Golfer violates Tour Twitter rule
Actually, MacLachlin takes even more time over a shot than Woods (hard to believe, I know).

Remember the last hole of a tourney two years ago where he spent 20 minutes trying figure out if he should lay up on a par 5 or not? The crowd nearly booed his carcass off the course. I think he ended up shooting a triple bogey.

That should have been a learning experience for him right there.

Parker. Could you possibly get your *** in gear or go see a friggin shrink?
Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Golfer violates Tour Twitter rule
I don't think Tiger gives a tweet.
Posted Thursday October 22, 2009, About: LPGA candidates dropping out
Ask Jim Nantz.
Posted Tuesday October 20, 2009, About: Jim Nantz gets emotional during divorce trial
Yeah, but it usually isn't the woman who does the dirty.

It's the guy. Since time immemorial.

Only on rare occasions is it the dame.

If she was over-spending all Nantz had to do was put his thumb on her. That, obviously wasn't it. Nantz let the little do the thinking for the big head.

I'm wondering if this isn't going to impact his career.

I'd like to see him marry Kelly Tilgman and the two of them move to Sicily.
Posted Sunday October 18, 2009, About: Sorenstam may return for 2016 Olympics
This is too rich. "I can't live with the thought of not having a gold medal".

The ego has just kicked in.
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