Drunk Eli's Comments

Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Walker wants out of Oakland
"Walker wants out of Oakland"

Take a number!
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Packers employee fired over McCarthy remark
That's OK Woody, now you'll get a better job. Look what happened to Brett when they got rid of him!
Posted Saturday November 07, 2009, About: Lakers, Kobe talking extension
Depends on how many championships he wins. It's eight for each ring, however, since #32 is Magic's retired number, he'll have to wait and win his fifth to use #40, his sixth to use #48, etc.
Posted Sunday November 01, 2009, About: Lovie feeling heat in Chicago?
Marty Schottenheimer
Posted Saturday October 31, 2009, About: Favre may dodge Lambeau boos
Wouldn't that be a kick if Favre chose to go into the HOF as a Minnesota Viking?
Posted Sunday October 25, 2009, About: Barkley wants to be a GM
GM? After he retires as Mayor of Phoenix?
Posted Sunday October 25, 2009, About: Two teams moving to LA stadium?
Takes longer than a week to build a stadium and move a team.
Posted Friday October 23, 2009, About: Ex-GM's wife rips Titans, Fisher
Because if he did the interview, he'd have to forfeit his unemployment check that week.
Posted Thursday October 22, 2009, About: Lebron wants to dunk on ex-president
Good for LeBron! You always want to dunk on a man greater than yourself. Just like that High School kid Jordan Crawford did to you!

But I guess beating up an old man is a lot easier.
Posted Tuesday October 20, 2009, About: Vikings' Allen rips Ravens rookie
He can stop talking, but...bad ass he is!
Posted Tuesday October 20, 2009, About: Vikings' Allen rips Ravens rookie
No. Farkle's is correct. Fred Farkle, his wife Fanny Farkle and their neighbor Ferd Birfle.

Laugh In!
Posted Tuesday October 20, 2009, About: Jackson: I'm going to leave Kobe alone
Excellent point. Then Jackson would see what a real boogeyman is!
Posted Friday October 16, 2009, About: Browns WR wants new deal or trade
Everyone in Cleveland had to chip in to bring Shaq to town. There is no more money left for anyone.

Sorry what's your name.
Posted Friday October 16, 2009, About: Jones says Phillips' job is safe
Couldn't have said it better myself. And...I do say it quite often!
Posted Tuesday October 13, 2009, About: Suns look to add big man
This guy's like James Bond. He sports a Spurs championship ring for his avatar but comments on the Lakers almost every time he comments.

Think maybe he's an undercover [or closet] Lakers fan?
Posted Saturday October 10, 2009, About: Black players won't play for Rush's Rams
If white players said they'd boycott a black owners team...they, not the owner would be called racist!
Posted Saturday October 10, 2009, About: Black players won't play for Rush's Rams
Blacks that boycott a white man's team? Isn't that racist?
Posted Sunday October 04, 2009, About: Rams safety dating Singletary's daughter
Well, it could be TRUE...or just a RUMOR!
Posted Sunday October 04, 2009, About: Two NFL teams relocating to LA?
I'm a Minnesota Vikings fan. Not a Los Angeles Vikings fan. They need to stay in Minny....period!
Posted Sunday October 04, 2009, About: Two NFL teams relocating to LA?
That's because we're cursed with beaches and sunshine during football season. Might rain twice, but only during the week!
Posted Sunday October 04, 2009, About: Harrah's employee fired over Roethlisberger beef?
NIce ass for 62!
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