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Arkelope

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Posted Friday September 05, 2008, About: Will Tigers bring Leyland back?

Cover your mouth when you yawn.

Posted Friday September 05, 2008, About: Struck out--but on a 4-and-2 pitch!

I once struck out on a 2-1 count. Stupid dyslexia.

Posted Friday September 05, 2008, About: Royals to put Guillen on market

Kansas City has a team?

Posted Friday September 05, 2008, About: Pettitte's NY future unclear

Sign him, cause by May next year the Yanks will be having fans pitch due to failure of the pitching staff. At least Pettitte and Moose will still be around.

Posted Thursday September 04, 2008, About: Wagner closer to Mets return

Question: What is Wagner gonna throw next? And after that? And after that?
Answer: Fastball, fastball, and another fastball.

As soon as his velocity drops 5 mph, he'll be tossing BP in the 9th instead of lights out. This guy is way overrated.

Posted Thursday September 04, 2008, About: Giambi loses bout with door

I'm surprised the mustache didn't kick that door's ***.

Posted Thursday September 04, 2008, About: Andruw Jones writes off season

How ignorant you are to insult a player who is pitching so well. CC is pitching lights out.

KenoshaMark | 09/04/08, 12:18 PM

Last I checked, they were both, um, fat.

Posted Tuesday August 19, 2008, About: Schilling leaning toward retirement

"...the last real test for me and whether or not I want to put the time and effort into getting after it one more time."

You mean going after those chicken wings? Ask Papi, he's got some in his locker.

Posted Tuesday August 19, 2008, About: Yankees may call on Pavano

I'll give you a regular burger...no cheese.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure | 08/19/08, 08:24 AM

I'll take it!

Posted Tuesday August 19, 2008, About: Dodgers re-acquire Maddux

Maddox can throw a mean 40mph curveball. What is this guy, like 50?

Posted Tuesday August 19, 2008, About: Braves want Kotsay back in '09

Mountain man and his beard are here to stay!

Posted Tuesday August 19, 2008, About: Yankees may call on Pavano

I'll trade Pavano for a cheeseburger. Any takers?

Posted Saturday August 16, 2008, About: Agent: MLB blackballing Bonds

"That's because Major League Baseball has been successful in their pursuit in blackballing Barry out of the game."....

...ooor maybe because your client did something illegal. call me crazy.

Posted Thursday August 14, 2008, About: MLB hopes to use replay in '08

Bud Selig looks like an elf. Those pointy ears don't fool me!

Posted Thursday August 14, 2008, About: Scioscia denies padding K-Rod's stats

These critics are right. Scioscia shouldn't have even thought about bringing in K-Rod till it's 7-6 with bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter at the plate. What was he thinking. I swear, these baseball managers and their silly tactics.

Posted Tuesday August 12, 2008, About: Lidge links injury to All-Star manager

I think the Pujols shot is still in orbit.

Posted Tuesday August 12, 2008, About: Clemens paramour ending rehab

Did anyone actually read the article? I'm just stared at her boobs for 5 seconds and am bored already.

Posted Tuesday August 12, 2008, About: Girardi overrules Joba's rehab

Yanks are done for this season, so just save the kids arm, bring up some AAA guys, and get ready for next season.

Posted Tuesday August 12, 2008, About: Sheffield, Leyland spar through media

Sheffield could get into an argument with a baked potato.

Posted Thursday May 22, 2008, About: Umps blow another HR call

Football has an edge because it's only played once a week. A simple 1 minute timeout to get a homerun call right wouldn't take long. And it's not like this happens every day, more likely once a week on average.

Posted Thursday May 22, 2008, About: Umps blow another HR call

I love how people complain about the average length of a baseball game compared to other sports. I believe the average of a College Football game is 3.5 hours, while according to the Elias Sports Bureau, In 2004, the average length of a National League game was 2:47:20, compared to 2:46:55 in the American League.