Ernest's Comments

Posted Saturday December 15, 2007, About: Why Monty needs comeback
Hey Monty:

You are your own worst enemy start acting like a human being instead of some spoiled brat and you might do alot better.

Get you head straighten out first go see someone you trust concerning your golf swing and change your attitude.

Dr. E
Posted Saturday December 15, 2007, About: Player's name hidden in report
Hey George:

Where did they put the envelope?

Dr. E
Posted Saturday December 08, 2007, About: Sergio hires Clarke's caddy
Hey Billy:

i wouldn't quit your day job from Darren Clarke he's a good player and makes money.

As for Sergio he not what you call a big money maker playing only 14 weeks out of the year which is 3 month's 2 weeks you could be eating out of cans with Darren Clarke you were eating like a fat cat.

I think you made a big mistake.

Dr. E
Posted Friday November 30, 2007, About: Inside Montgomery-Faldo feud
Hey Nick

Tell Monty to take his bat and ball and go home tell he he is not welcome on the team as long as your are captain. Don't listen to his ******** tell him to stay in the UK.
Posted Friday November 30, 2007, About: Shark eyes Tiger's real-estate record
Hey Boys here's a good

Hey Greg does Chrisy have her own dog house with al fix'n or do you need to buy a bigger dog pound.

Dr. E
Posted Tuesday November 27, 2007, About: Shark's ex-wife spills beans
OK Boys
This is the scoop, Chris Evert is a DOG Greg must be feedding her milk bones or bacon bits. How can someone like Greg Norman be seen with someone like Chris Evert. Some one said she is hot who ever said that must have been on the CAN and reading SHOCK mag.

I use to have alot of respect of Greg Norman but now that he is doing
Ralph the dog by fare he has bad **** management . When Chrisy get
old which she is now Greg will wind up being her seeing eye man dog
How dumb can this guy get. What's Greg going to do name a Golf Course
after her Chrisy;s Dog Pound or have a tour event named after her the Dog Pound Open. They say love is blind. One day Greg is going to wake up next to Chrisy blink his eyes and see Ralph the dog next to him.
This guy is a moron.

Dr. E
Posted Monday November 19, 2007, About: Same old Grossman still starting
OK Everyone:

This is the scoop, It is not Rex Grossman's fault that the Bears are losing I blame it all the Coaches espacially Ron Turner it everyone remembers Ron Turner did ot have a winning season at IL.

Don't blame the new Def C because this is his first year the bears are not using the 46D Which Ron Rivera used.

It's time for Lovie to fire Ron Turner and get an OffC who isn't afraid to throw ball.

As for Off Line these guys couldn't block any of the women from the womens football league. and I'm being nice.

When draft time comes if Jerry Angelo doesn't unload Benson Ted Phillps should fire Jerry Angelo

Under Ron Turner offense the bears look like a college team playing in a professional atmosphere. I think he should join his brother Norv in San Deago.

If you have a *****, ***** at the coaches not at Rex Grossman I hope he goes to a different and becomes Pro Bowler he will have the last laugh

Dr E.
Posted Saturday November 17, 2007, About: Daly enlists Harmon's help
From Dr. E

This may sound nut's but for John Daly to get back in physical shape and since this is the off season, he should take up Ballroom Dancing he has natural talent. From not till January he could lose up 30 pounds and still see Butch Harmon. I believe if he does this and comes back on the Tour looking 30 pounds lighter and stronger and with his natural talent you are going to hear from all the whiners and criers on the Tour after he kicks their ***'s I don't think he'lll be known as the Tour Clown.
Posted Tuesday October 23, 2007, About: Tense Ryder Cup press conference
Hey Nick

You better start taking Prozac if you have Monty on your team

The Doctor
Posted Tuesday October 23, 2007, About: Shark's latest signature beef
Hey Greg

Are going to be know as the Big WAG-oo
Posted Sunday October 14, 2007, About: Faldo criticized over Monty rip
Hey Nick:

Drop Monty from your squad he has never been a team player in his life and he's not going to start now. If Monty doesn't get his way and he on the team he is going to be a pain in your *** . Monty feels that he is better that everyone else but doesn't win. He has a nice classic English golf swing and that's all. If he is on the team we the Americans will clean your clock Monty is just the guy we want on your team.
Posted Sunday September 23, 2007, About: Another teenager tries LPGA
Dr. E

These wrods are going to come and haunt

"I figured college is for people, it's for their future. They are trying to figure out what they want to do,"

I hope her parents have alot of money.

Dr. E
Posted Monday September 03, 2007, About: Monty, Clarke spar over Ryder venue
OK Boys this is going to be a good one on Monty

Monty everyone knowns you are the PGA tour ***** all you do is complaine and eat.

You ***** about everything you cant win in America, the Americian Big Dogs just eat up.

Monty go back to the UK have the Queen knight Sir ***** and call Hank Haney to fix your swing.

Dr. E
Posted Saturday September 01, 2007, About: Vijay battling health, swing flaw?
Maybe Vjay should see Hank Haney to fix his swing or Vjay can come and see Dr. E
If he sees Hank Haney we may have a second Ben Hogan on the tour.
Vjay come and see the Dr. I'll get you back on track.

Dr. E
Posted Friday August 31, 2007, About: Finchem: FedEx Cup to be tweaked
Hey Tim, I hope I can call you Tim.

This FedEx BS is a joke are you going to have a play off now for the Masters? is it going to a 4 week event to see who wins the Masters.
I doubt it. the Master's is winner take all.

So should the FedEx Cup, the player with the most points wins the 10 million that's it Hey Tim since you created this mess you should fix it.

These player's play their **** off all year and find out that they have to wait 20 years before that can cash in on the money I believe that is BS. If you the FedEx Cup you would be dead before you would collect a dime of the 10 million. You must of been brain dead at the time you thought of this.

The Dr is going to give you some good advice, have the FedEx for one year and do away with it.

All the great players would have told you to take a hike on this format, I think it's time for you to take a hike.

Dr. E.
Posted Friday August 24, 2007, About: Sabbatini doubts Tiger's excuse
This guy just doesn't get it Rory you have waken a sleepping gaint and he crushed you. Tiger beat you so bad you didn't even know where you were.
Rory why don't you play Tiger for 1mil winner not whiner take all and if you beat Tiger you will have the bragging rights that you beat Tiger for 1mil.
If you don't you pack up your s*** and get the f*** out of town and go and play on the National Wide Tour if you can't beat those guys then go back home and round up golf balls at the local driving range.
Big Dog 1002 said it best STFU.

Dr. E
Posted Tuesday August 14, 2007, About: Has Haney ruined Tiger's swing?
Boys, Boys, Boys

Who ever wrote this article is correct, for those of you who have never seen Ben Hogan swing I suggest that you go out and buy the tape of Hogan and Snead match is it part of the Shell's Wonderful World of Golf and you will see a remarkable recumbence of Tiger Wood's swing and Ben Hogan's swing.

Hank Haney teaches all Ben Hogan nothing else, if you take a look at Tiger's wing from three ago you will see that his hands are much higher that they are now. At the U.S. Open at Oakmont Tiger was swinging flat, at the top of his wing was not higher that his neck. For one no one can swing like Ben Hogan, two Tiger is to tall to swing flat.

Ben Hogan's dirver was only 431/2 inches long he didn't believe in long clubs, Tiger's dirver is 45 inches long an inch and half makes a big difference.

Three years ago from 150 yars in Tiger could stick the ball within 10 feet of the cup now he is hitting the center of the green a big difference from 3 years ago this is Hank Haney's theroy hit the ball 20 away and hope to get birdie. Ben Hogan was an average putter Tiger Wood's is a great putter.

I noticed Tiger swinging like Ben Hogan last year. Ben Hogan's swing cannot be recreated. ben Hogan created his own swing like he said he dug his swing out of the ground.

Hank Heney ruined Mark O'Mera he can't consistant golf. Tiger use to play very consistant golf before he started working with Hank Haney.
I wrote the last time that Tiger Wood's should fire Hank Haney .

Right now Tiger is not beatable but the longer he stay with Hank Haney he will become very beatable very soon.

I could on and on but I'm going to stop here.

Dr. E
Posted Wednesday August 08, 2007, About: Grossman denies Super Bowl loafing
OK Boy's cut Rex some slack, the people everyone should be blaming are the coaches, even Lovie. The Bears came into the Super Bowl complety unprepared.

Blame Ron Rivera and is Buddy Ryan 46 defense, Ron had be shopping for a Head Coaching job since he joined the Bears. Had the Bears won the Super Bowl his stock would have sored but the Bears lost and his stock dropped like Al Bundy's stock. That's the reason the Bears launched him.

Also blame Ron Turner for hsi bad offense scheme he is lucky he didn't get launched.

Rex does only what he is told to do by the plays that are sent to him so cut him some slack.

Dr. E
Posted Monday July 23, 2007, About: Curtis sporting NFL apparel
Ben Curits thinks he is doing something new, well Payne Stewart was the first to to wear NFL outfits.

He wore the Bears colors when he won the U.S. Open in Chicago.

He thinks if he wears the colors of the NFL teams were every he plays is going to help him I doubt it.

Good try Cruits

Dr. E
Posted Tuesday July 03, 2007, About: Tough reviews for Oakland Hills
The Whinners and Cryiers

You guys are suppose to be the best in the world you guys have access to the best equipment the best teaching professionals and you guys still
whine

You guys get on a hard course and all you guys become are average to above average P.G.A. Professionals if you can't play hard courses go home.

The British Open will eat you guys up if you qualify you guys are a joke
you guys only want to play easy courses where you can shoot 20 under par and still lose.

Just play the course and be quite.

Dr. E
Posted Tuesday July 03, 2007, About: Monty claims Casey's caddie
This guy is an idiot.

Monty thinks his caddie will help him win at the French Open he's dreaming.

Your win / lose record isn't very good in the U.S. what makes you think you can will in Europe quit your whinning and crying it's not the caddie it's
YOU.

Dr. E
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