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Posted Thursday October 01, 2009, About: Plaxico separated from prison's gen-pop

Need more caffeine!

Posted Thursday October 01, 2009, About: Plaxico separated from prison's gen-pop

This just in: Michael Vick signs with Cleveland. Dogpound apprehensive! Phlegm at eleven!

Posted Thursday October 01, 2009, About: Actress having A-Rod's baby?

"Actress" being a relative term.

Posted Friday September 11, 2009, About: Mom: LeBron's staying in Cleveland

Apparently, Hillary Clinton stepped into the room.

Posted Friday September 04, 2009, About: Childress answers LT's shot at Peterson

I would accept Jim Brown's word as law in these matters. He, of all people, should know.

Posted Friday September 04, 2009, About: Will Oregon punish Blount for punch?

So he called him a numbskull. Whats the big deal? And for the record, since I'm from KY, "whitey" and "clown" arenowhere near as offensive as "Kentuckian".

Posted Friday September 04, 2009, About: Will Oregon punish Blount for punch?

And his own player called him the "N" word, and the cops called him the "N" word and fans called him the "N" word? You can't prove that. However, if you could then whoever was casually tossing around that word should have an equal suspension to whatever Blount is getting. I find both actions equally deplorable.

Posted Friday September 04, 2009, About: Will Oregon punish Blount for punch?

If that involves feeding Marisa Tomei the party pipe, sign me up!

Posted Thursday September 03, 2009, About: NFL's least valuable franchise is...

I was in Oakland Coliseum just last week. That complex is set in a horrible location. It's impossible to get into and out of in a timely manner. The entire upper deck is covered with tarps and hasn't seen sunlight since Ronald Reagan was above ground. I can see why they lose that much money just looking at where they play. They need to stand Al Davis on the 50 yard line and demolish the building around him.

Posted Wednesday September 02, 2009, About: New girlfriend for Romo?

Shoulda said "spooge".

Posted Wednesday September 02, 2009, About: New girlfriend for Romo?

I would like to personally congratulate Tony Romo on his new **** receptacle.

Posted Wednesday September 02, 2009, About: Billboard taking shot at Weis?

That is the funniest thing I have ever read on here and I have a coffee-coated monitor to prove it.

Posted Tuesday September 01, 2009, About: Why Dodgers didn't want Penny

Penny. Not even worth that.

Posted Tuesday September 01, 2009, About: Why Bruschi decided to retire

There's always an upside to anything, I guess. And yes, Teddy is a class act.

Posted Tuesday September 01, 2009, About: Pacman to play in CFL

Mange De La Merde, Pacque Man!

Posted Monday August 17, 2009, About: Sources: Burress likely suspended 8 games or more

He actually should have killed someone. That way he would only get 30 days in jail like Donte Stallworth

Posted Monday August 17, 2009, About: Mayfield calls police on stepmother

If it's a reality show with Jeremy Mayfield, it should be called "Must Pee TV".

Posted Monday August 17, 2009, About: Kane to break silence at Olympic camp

I hope he gets locked in a room with Scott Boras dressed in a cabbie uniform.

Posted Monday August 17, 2009, About: Source: Record offer not enough for Strasburg

Fire Boras and pocket the 20% agent fee. Let Boras eat a steaming pile of bovine-produced fertilizer.

Posted Wednesday July 29, 2009, About: Romo bans Jessica from home

He'll count Joe Montana's Super Bowl rings and divide by two.

Posted Friday July 24, 2009, About: Beckham won't apologize to Galaxy fans

Soccer is just not as popular here as it is in Europe. He can get away with his shenanigans here because the majority of Americans are not die hard soccer fans and aren't insulted by his rude behavior. Let him pull this crap in Brasil or Argentina. They would pummel him to death with his old ladies breast implants.