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Field Marshall Sunny Day

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Posted Wednesday November 25, 2009, About: Owner: Marlins not trading Johnson

Heck, Miami doesnt even put up with that crap. Those 7 fans are getting together to plot against Loria as we speak.

Posted Wednesday November 25, 2009, About: Owner: Marlins not trading Johnson

I object to this. Doesn't the term "fans" indicate that there needs to be more than a dozen people cheering for a team? Since thats my understanding, I'll go ahead and just state for the record that the people who show up at Marlins games are lost on their way to IKEA or they're just strays.

Posted Wednesday November 25, 2009, About: Agent: White Sox eyeing Crisp

His half brother is Yorvit Torrealba.

Posted Wednesday November 25, 2009, About: Twins want to sign Mauer by Christmas

Yep, this will happen. More likely scenario is.....Coming soon to a theater near you,.."Mets receive Joe Mauer in exchange for Omir Santos, Tobi Stoner, and a box of horse****".

Posted Wednesday November 25, 2009, About: Owner: Marlins not trading Johnson

Calm down Nancy. Maybe you and the other 7 Marlins fans can walk up to Jeffrey Loria's office and let him know how you feel. Then, after Loria impales each of you on a flaming broomstick, he'll get his message across. Geez, the man has more house servants than there are fans.

Posted Wednesday November 11, 2009, About: Marlins may deal reliever

how about you shut the **** up.

Posted Wednesday November 11, 2009, About: Sosa: 'I'm not a racist'

DAYUUUMMMMM Sammy? Michael Jackson got nothin' on you.

Posted Wednesday November 11, 2009, About: Cards GM: McGwire to address media

More convincing?? He'll need to be one gawwdammmm good speaker to explain away having dropped 124 lbs of muscle and dropping from the radar screen. On the other hand, he might have a good speach writer and a teleprompter to help.

Posted Wednesday November 11, 2009, About: Mets shopping for catcher

I just hope the Mets make an offer to Yorvit Torrealba like they did a few years ago and pull it 45 seconds prior to the announcement. If only to punish his parents for naming him Yorvit.

And Benjie, its hard to take you seriously in that tough man pose when you're wearing a chest protector and your name is Benjie....seriously.

Posted Wednesday November 11, 2009, About: Marlins may deal reliever

great. another reliever who throws 100 mph in a straight line on the market. Maybe Lidstrom and Armando Benitez can compare notes.

Posted Wednesday November 11, 2009, About: Iverson to Cavaliers?

This would be GREAT! a reckless shooting machine joining an anchor with glacier-like mobility at center to surround Bron-Bron. I bet if this did happen, Bron-Bron is gonna feel like George W. Bush was dunking on him.

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

not pizzzed off either...to make it truly funny would involve Obama's head being attached to that baby. THAT would be funny.

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

hehe...family boxes ROCK!

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Dodger treated for minor gunshot wound

hmmm, a nicaraguan in a gunfight... thats about right.

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

Hamels looks like Mrs Myers after their latest beatdown.

Posted Tuesday November 03, 2009, About: Phillies stealing signs?

a 5'2" Polynesian centerfielder with a Napolean complex erupts like a wannabee baddasss...and in other news, grass is green.

Posted Monday November 02, 2009, About: Hamels' comments surprise Phillies

an X rated version of someone eating pancakes, bacon, eggs, grits and some coffee....certainly a best seller in the ladies market.