Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Toews coming unglued

Just keep him out of a cab!

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Senators change lines for Game 5

Yep. Just moving a few chairs around ... while it's still floating.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Dallas Stars logo leak?

"Dallas Stars logo leak?"

Yep. Looks like all the color has drained out of it.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Bobrovsky offered contract by KHL

Lucky guy in the car that got hit by debris. Must've been so scared, he forgot to stop. He just kept going.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Bobrovsky offered contract by KHL

Or at least wear your goalie equipment when you board one of those death machines.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: 2013 NHL Awards Will Take Two Nights

Wow!! What do they think this is? The NFL Draft? Not even the Oscars need that much time!

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Doughty Has Words for Galiardi

Doughty said, "I don't think you have to watch many [Sharks games]. You can just watch three of his shifts and you'll see how many times he dives.

I Doughty very much he meant a word of it. Just posturing.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Datsyuk's Agent Denies Report of KHL Defection

I agree. And, knowing the gentleman that he is, he will will do the honorable thing. Dat'z just who he is.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Datsyuk's Agent Denies Report of KHL Defection

Of course I want him to stay but, he can do whatever the hell he wants to. He's earned that right. If a better contract keeps him here ... so much the better.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Wild follow playoff disappointment with ticket hike

Maybe in Floriduh or Phoenix. But, not in Minnesota they aren't.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: What the Canucks don't want in a coach

That's because his coach was mean to him.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: What the Canucks don't want in a coach

D-man Kevin Bieksa said... "I don't think we need somebody to come in and crack the whip ..... We're more mature and even-keeled, and maybe (coach's rants) is appropriate on rare occasions ...."

After those remarks, I'd love to see Kevin Bieksa traded to the Rangers so he can play for Mr. Rant himself! I believe that'd be poetic justice!

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Tortorella defends benched Richards: 'Kiss my ...'

Watching Chara, Rusk and some of the other Bruins, you couldn't help but conclude that they weren't seriously trying to win that hockey game last night. Those two free goals were laughable. That's the only way the Rags can score more than two goals in a game. I guess they felt sorry for the Rangers and let them save face, maybe hoping one win it's enough to keep Tortafella in New York for at least another year.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Potential awkwardness in Colorado

Then Roy must be the jalapeno peppers.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Toews coming unglued

No question Big Z has gotten into his head. The Wings, collectively, have gotten into the Hawks' heads. Kane and Hossa have been invisible. It ain't over yet but .... the Hawks would have to win three straight under enormous pressure against a team that is at the top of their game right now.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Don Maloney nears extension with Coyotes

... and how to say Nordiques without spitting.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Don Maloney nears extension with Coyotes

Don Maloney nears extension with Coyotes ....

.... and I hear he's learning to speak French.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Burmistrov wants out

Yep! You can confidently say, "A Red River Runs Trough It."

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Questions surface about Daniel Alfredsson's possible retirement

Yeah. Like he's been for the last 2 or 3 years.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Bobrovsky, Jackets no closer to extension

.... and be Bryzgalov's backup.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Bobrovsky, Jackets no closer to extension

They will .... all in good time! They will!