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Posted Saturday May 02, 2009, About: Vikings top pick Harvin hospitalized

What did the test say for liquor and weed? Oh wait, he already failed that test.

Posted Saturday May 02, 2009, About: Stafford off mark in Lions debut

Don't worry, Stafford will make a lot of connections in the NFL. He'll make connections to the CB. He'll make connections to the FS. He'll make connections to the SS. He'll make connections to the MLB. He'll make connections to the OLB. Heck, he just might make a few connections to the DE or even DT. He'll be fine.

Posted Friday May 01, 2009, About: Did Favre hire personal trainer?

This is Great news for the Bears, Lions, and Packers! Favre will throw about 40 picks this year, squandering any hope the Vikings have of winning a few games this year. Is Al Davis running the Vikings now? Maybe they will bring Ryan Leaf out of retirement to add some much needed youth to the QB position.

Posted Thursday April 30, 2009, About: Mysterious Minnesota plane linked to Favre?

I hope the Vikings do sign him. They can give him a 5 year, $75 million offer with $50 million in guarantees. Then, they will only be paying him about $2 million per interception. What a bargain!

Posted Thursday April 16, 2009, About: Jets schedule riles Jewish fans

Boo-freaking-hoo.

Posted Saturday April 04, 2009, About: Broncos owner blames Cutler

I think Bowlen is the crybaby here. Seriously, stop whining about you and your new coaches ineptness. You screwed up, now move on.

Posted Thursday February 12, 2009, About: Scouts disagree over Tebow's NFL future

Tim Tebow is synonymous with BUST.

Posted Friday January 30, 2009, About: Edge rewards himself with Lamborghini

No one is saying he can't spend his money how he sees fit. We're just saying he is a giant **** bag for spending it on such a materialistic, self-centered item like this when our country is collapsing under an economic meltdown that we haven't seen since the late 20's It's America. If he wants to be an idiot, he can be an idiot. And I can rip him for it too.

Posted Tuesday December 23, 2008, About: Reports: Teammate punched Browns' Quinn

Brady Quinn = Tim Couch.

Posted Friday December 12, 2008, About: T.O.: I'm not jealous of Witten

This just in. T.O. is totally jealous of Witten.

Posted Wednesday November 12, 2008, About: Al Davis strips coordinator's play-calling duties

Al is making the Lions organization look like the Patriots. Someone give this guy his meds please.

Posted Monday September 01, 2008, About: Favre defends exit from Green Bay

Oh, Boo-Hoo Brett. You're such an egotistical jack****.

Posted Monday March 10, 2008, About: Report: Patriots taped more games

18 and 1. Enough said.

Posted Wednesday July 18, 2007, About: Gory details of Vick's indictment

The spaghetti monster hath said:

"Worship no other Gods before me! Surely those with faith in me shall inherit the earth. And ye shall obtain eternal Parmesan cheese. But yeah those who do not beliefeth in me shall suffer in the eternal garlic oven. I do so because I loveth all my creations. Yeah I have created everything. I have created all that is good, and all that is evil. And so I shall torment all that is evil that opposes me, that I have created. All praise to me and my infinite greatness."

Noodles 5:28-30

Posted Wednesday July 18, 2007, About: Vikings set at QB...for now

The spaghetti monster hath said:

"Worship no other Gods before me! Surely those with faith in me shall inherit the earth. And ye shall obtain eternal Parmesan cheese. But yeah those who do not beliefeth in me shall suffer in the eternal garlic oven. I do so because I loveth all my creations. Yeah I have created everything. I have created all that is good, and all that is evil. And so I shall torment all that is evil that opposes me, that I have created. All praise to me and my infinite greatness."

Noodles 5:28-30

Posted Wednesday July 18, 2007, About: Steelers waiting to extend Big Ben

The spaghetti monster hath said:

"Worship no other Gods before me! Surely those with faith in me shall inherit the earth. And ye shall obtain eternal Parmesan cheese. But yeah those who do not beliefeth in me shall suffer in the eternal garlic oven. I do so because I loveth all my creations. Yeah I have created everything. I have created all that is good, and all that is evil. And so I shall torment all that is evil that opposes me, that I have created. All praise to me and my infinite greatness."

Noodles 5:19

Posted Wednesday July 18, 2007, About: Edgerrin ditches gold teeth

The spaghetti monster hath said:

"Worship no other Gods before me! Surely those with faith in me shall inherit the earth. And ye shall obtain eternal Parmesan cheese. But yeah those who do not beliefeth in me shall suffer in the eternal garlic oven. I do so because I loveth all my creations. Yeah I have created everything. I have created all that is good, and all that is evil. And so I shall torment all that is evil that opposes me, that I have created. All praise to me and my infinite greatness."

Noodles 5:19

Posted Sunday July 15, 2007, About: Bush's proudest video-game feat

I stole your sister and girlfriends panties...

Posted Tuesday July 03, 2007, About: Tank wasn't tanked after all

Some of you guys are complete idiots. Anyone who pulls a race card is seriously dumb! I love to hear "he wasn't drunk so the Bears should apologize" crap and "if you were arrested for a crime, fired from your job, and then exonerated 2 weeks later, how happy would you feel?The Bears need to re-examine themselves." Look. If it had been anyone else on the team they wouldn't have let them go because they haven't consistently been in trouble. Tank was on a VERY short leash. The organization told him flat out THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ERROR. Tank forced the Bears hand. If they didn't let him go they would have been hypocrites. At some point you have to say enough is enough. The fact that he was out at 3:00 and drinking at all shows that Tank has poor judgment and everything he said about man of the year was just talk. The Bears ABSOLUTELY made the right call.

Posted Sunday July 01, 2007, About: Kitna predicting 50 TD passes?

Are you kidding me? He couldn't throw 50 even in the Arena League. Kitna is doing nothing but putting a bullseye on himself. Defenses are going to try and smash him.

Posted Sunday July 01, 2007, About: Source of Pacman's problems

F**k adam jones (no, i will not call him by his thug name). I agree, take all his money away then and there will be no problems. adam jones, go jump off a building. you are a waste to society.

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