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Zoolander

Zoolander's Comments

Posted Thursday August 23, 2007, About: McNabb angered by Trotter release

^The Bucs would like every quarterback.

Posted Thursday August 16, 2007, About: Sources: Vick to take plea deal

(to the tune of the Spiderman theme)
Michael Vick, Michael Vick,
Man, this guy is such a p.r.i.c.k.
He fought dogs, thought it was fun,
Now his football days are done.
Have Fun in state prison, Michael Vick

Posted Tuesday August 14, 2007, About: Dolphins concerned about Green

Scrambled eggs, Green....All you are is scrambled eggs.

Posted Thursday August 02, 2007, About: Giants to Strahan: No more cash

More meat!
I mean, money!

Posted Thursday July 12, 2007, About: Lawyer: Deputy picking on Pacman

Hey guys....
Remember that time we cared?
........
Me either.

Posted Monday June 25, 2007, About: Kitna: Lions will win 10-plus games

I totally agree.
By the way, Pacman Jones is innocent, guys.
Tank Johnson was just keeping those guns for a friend.
Oh, and I think the Bengals should win the team citizenship award!
Not going to happen, Kitna.

Posted Monday June 25, 2007, About: Charger may test free agency

Wow.
I love the simplistic vagueness of this article.
In particular, the opening line.
"unless something happens"
Wow. Quite astute.

Posted Monday June 25, 2007, About: Does Pacman have trade value?

Was it truly nessecary to mention Osama Bin Laden in this article?
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

Posted Saturday June 23, 2007, About: Rams take Faulk off roster

whydrewk gets the stats award of the day. Well played sir

Posted Friday June 22, 2007, About: Chiefs prepared for Johnson trade?

Eric_F-

Good points. I mean, if a trade was possible, Houston would be a great fit, and would help decrease his carries. But like you said, with the running backs avaliable next offseason a trade is not nessecary. Well played.

Posted Friday June 22, 2007, About: Pacman to fight Vegas charges

Maybe if we stop talking about Pacman, he'll just go away?
We can hope, right?

Posted Friday June 22, 2007, About: Vince not happy with Pacman

Was this article truly nessecary? Who IS happy with Pacman?

Posted Friday June 22, 2007, About: Chiefs prepared for Johnson trade?

In terms of a trade, the Chiefs don't have many options. Johnson was offered predraft, but a deal couldnt be completed, and that was probably the best chance to unload him. Not many teams out there will want to take on the hefty contract Johnson is requesting, not to mentioned his rather large ego. Granted, LJ is a good running back, but certaintly not Ladanian Tomlinson; therefore, he doesnt deserve to be paid as such. Also, even if a deal was put in place, and a team was willing to pay him, that would be a huge financial risk. Running backs have a short shelf life in the NFL, and Johnson carried the ball 416 times last year. He is still a young player, but that kind of workload will affect him at some point.

Posted Friday June 22, 2007, About: Bears' Grossman honing fundamentals

Rex Grossman will throw many, many TDs this season.
Too bad it'll be the opposing defense scoring them.