Urnze

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Posted Monday March 02, 2009, About: Eagles exit 'hurts' Dawkins

Eagles management just dropped a big one on the fans. Booooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

peace.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

ok, so this is the scene. there is a group of users who have been around since the site started up about three years ago. eventually we got bored with just talking sports as consistent profiles, and we tend to shift in and out of avatars and usernames, playing around, messing with folks.

WhatsHisNuts pretty much played right into it.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

meh, newbies get all bent out of shape. dude probably isnt even around.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

Please user of little time spent, tell me how and how not to post on this site.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

Heedeth the wisdom of this antediluvian mind.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

Michael Vick...I forgive thee. And do not forget thine water bottle.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

Thou who art burning in the flames of eternal damnation, I offer thee salvation...come to me as a supplicant and burneth instead the herbs of the earth; partake of my Holy Smoke.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

And ye shalt writeth his first review.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

Nay, ye shalt not buyeth trinkets, nor baubles, nor gewgaws and hummels. Ye shalt buyeth and giveth rocks, paper, or scissors.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

So one pass is the criteria for greatness?

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

according to some.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

you have disappointed me. where oh where have the old schoolers gone? so much for the "wild west" days of zingers and manliness on FN T&R threads. now all we have are smooches and blood sugar reports from same-sexual fat men posing as old ladies in trailers.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

not really. but thanks for the effort. maybe now I can send a "friend request."

then again, maybe I enjoy nuanced post-doctoring as a means of self-amusement.

Take that last bit and run with it; there is a potential zinger on your part there. I'll give feedback on your work.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

yeah, well, I bet *you* work "pro-bono," and like it. So there.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

I hope you do not mean Tom Brady. He has thrown more Super Bowl TDs than Big Dumb Ben, for sure.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

soapium. nice. can I get some of that red rock too?

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

haha

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

don't forget quite obese and dangerously diabetic as a result.

Posted Friday February 20, 2009, About: Teams that might take Vick

I give this post an A as a reflection of Antonio the Below Average's functional intellect and an F on substance and clarity.