Posted Tuesday October 04, 2011, About: Canucks are Canada's best shot ... by default

But was Patty there? Or should I say the elusive 'Layla'?

Posted Sunday August 28, 2011, About: Blues set playoffs expectation, 'growing now is over'

HAHA! Love it!

Posted Sunday August 28, 2011, About: Crosby awaits reports from specialists

With Brandan Shanahan being the new disciplinarian, things could change. Wouldn't want to piss him off.

Posted Sunday August 28, 2011, About: Crosby awaits reports from specialists

Agreed.

Posted Thursday March 31, 2011, About: Hiller no longer has timetable for return

That was part of the new contract. They do not need to specify the actual injury. Hence the upper/lower body injury thing.
Personally, I don't know what I have. Its a wrist fracture so is that upper or lower body? I guess it depends on if I hold it above or below my waist.

Posted Friday March 25, 2011, About: Milbury changes stripes, now wants safer game

Really the only one I've ever seen was Harry Neale. Was a decent GM and knew hockey inside-out-and-backwards. IMO did excellent commentary on HNIC. I don't really know whatever happened to him though.

Posted Thursday March 10, 2011, About: Pacioretty rips league for Chara decision

Since everything is now sponsored, might I suggest 'Telus' as in telus when we might win the Stanley cup again?

Posted Wednesday January 26, 2011, About: Nabokov suspended for not flying to visit Isles

Didn't they get Alexander Daigle at one point also? I am posing it as a question so as hopefully not to be called and idiot ;)

Posted Wednesday January 26, 2011, About: Muller an option to replace Leafs' Wilson

I liked Muller, always have. Could you imagine this "good ole' Kingston boy" (to quote Don Cherry) being the next Leaf Coach. Cherry would be in heaven.

Posted Tuesday January 11, 2011, About: Rangers lose former 30-goal scorer for season

In all seriousness though, out in Alberta recently, a guy was caught by the owners of a farm trying to steal gas. They stripped off his pants and hog-tied him and left him for the police outside for about 40 mins. Don't mess with farmers from Alberta.

Posted Tuesday January 11, 2011, About: Rangers lose former 30-goal scorer for season

Is so ugly that when she goes to the bathroom she scares the **** out of the toilet.

Posted Wednesday January 05, 2011, About: Sutter brothers not yet speaking (or texting)

John who? I can't say as I recall that name, wait......nope. The name doesn't register.

Posted Thursday December 30, 2010, About: Sutter asked to resign

If Brian Burke hires Durryl Sutter I swear that I will no-longer be a Leaf fan! ( and yes I know I misspelled his name, had a moment of Deliverance).

Posted Thursday December 30, 2010, About: Rolston not planning to report?

Well Hank, my cat is tougher then your cat! Mine routinely puts the dog in her place and she is a German Shepard! No contest in the house.

Posted Wednesday December 29, 2010, About: Blackhawks left hoping Toews isn't lost for long

You guys are being cruel for this time of year! I actually thought that you would go easy on my leafs for the holiday season. Its supposed to be a time of forgiveness. I sit corrected! ;)...................................Bwahahahaha I can't even keep a straight face myself. No real argument here.

Posted Wednesday December 29, 2010, About: Sutter asked to resign

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine? could you be mine?

Posted Wednesday December 29, 2010, About: Blackhawks left hoping Toews isn't lost for long

Hey!!! I thought that this was the season to be nice? Gotta like the comment though :P

Posted Wednesday December 29, 2010, About: Blackhawks left hoping Toews isn't lost for long

I believe that it was written in the last collective agreement that teams were allowed to use those terms (upper/lower body injury). And yea, as Hawkeye said, goons won't know where to focus their dirty hits. Heck, even if you tell some of these guys what part of the body to focus on they still wouldn't know. ;)

Posted Wednesday December 29, 2010, About: Monster not living up to nickname

The poor (poor?) guy needs some kind of team to play in front of. Nobody is going to say that Marti Brodeur is a bad goalie but that his team sucks. Same deal goes with Jonas. I'm not saying he is the quality of Marti but he is a decent enough goaltender given the opportunity.

Posted Wednesday December 22, 2010, About: The Canadian crease conundrum

I'm no great skater either. I can skate without falling down and that's about it! ;) I can't wait for the WJ to start. I think it going to be another great tourny.

Posted Wednesday December 22, 2010, About: The Canadian crease conundrum

I know a hundred times is an exaggeration but I was just trying to get my point across. And yes the Russkies and a whole bunch of countries are getting some really good teams. Its going to make for some fantastic hockey for the next several years.