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Posted Friday November 20, 2009, About: Agent: 'Extraordinary' interest in Bay
What up, cuz?
Posted Wednesday August 19, 2009, About: Sheffield thinks Mets will dump him
Give her a break, she's just defending her grandson.
Posted Wednesday August 19, 2009, About: Sheffield thinks Mets will dump him
After a bit of investigation, it turns out that Mike57 is actually John Smotlz' grandmother.
Posted Friday August 14, 2009, About: Boras delaying Strasburg negotiations?
Upon further investigation, I've realized this one isn't for me. This is a case for TardWhacker.
Posted Tuesday May 19, 2009, About: Romero closer to Phillies return
Enjoy the kool-aid, that's all I'm saying.
Posted Tuesday May 19, 2009, About: Romero closer to Phillies return
My sources tell me that it was the one-armed man -- on both counts.
Posted Monday February 23, 2009, About: Braves to sign Anderson
That's nothing. I'm like a God damned ninja with a tazer gun.
Posted Monday February 09, 2009, About: A-Rod in crisis mode
That's not what I heard.
Posted Sunday January 18, 2009, About: Manny stuck with Dodgers offer
That's not very kind, Maytag man.
Posted Sunday January 18, 2009, About: Manny stuck with Dodgers offer
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Posted Sunday January 18, 2009, About: Manny stuck with Dodgers offer
Secret chimp.
Posted Thursday January 15, 2009, About: Pettitte-Yankees deal doubtful
Sorry, SweetTits, Marmosito and I speak Monkey, and it's spelled pidgeon.
Posted Thursday January 15, 2009, About: Pettitte-Yankees deal doubtful
I heard Roy raped that pidgeon.
Posted Thursday January 15, 2009, About: Pettitte-Yankees deal doubtful
Funny, I was just thinking the same thing about your under-garments.
Posted Wednesday January 14, 2009, About: Astros don't want Clemens around prospects
What?

Anyway, after an extremely abreviated investigation, it's been brought to my attention that Roy hides his pecker. Story is that he tapes it to his butt.
Posted Monday December 29, 2008, About: Did Red Sox botch Teixeira negotiations?
Huh?
Posted Monday December 22, 2008, About: Baldelli leaning toward Red Sox?
That's what I like to call "Jungle Love."

Oh, we, oh, we, oh.
Posted Friday December 12, 2008, About: Hamels: Mets are 'choke artists'
Oh. Schnap. I don't even need to investigate this one, even the most retarded of guests around here realize that:

Roy fumbled
Posted Friday December 12, 2008, About: Hamels: Mets are 'choke artists'
Give me a break. I'm a chimp. This voice-recognition software has been acting up lately.

Have you looked up the definition of fellating, yet?
Posted Friday December 12, 2008, About: Hamels: Mets are 'choke artists'
Accepted. Regardless, my findings are still accurate.
Posted Friday December 12, 2008, About: Hamels: Mets are 'choke artists'
I'm a chimp, you jackast.
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