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About: Softball "gave away" game to Oregon

he be fugly... N
About: Byfuglien brilliant in Blackhawks' romp over Coyotes

ahfsda?? that's what i thought... never believe anything about a team that comes from their own media dept.
About: Arm's Length

nifty
About: Bironas leads Titans with record 8 FGs

yeah, but he still fellates...
About: Texans backup QB ties NFL record for TD passes in fourth quarter

another former budweiser girl?
About: Police official: Woman accuses NBA star Kidd of groping her

lord osborne reigns again... go power option... the man's a legend, i don't know why he wasn't given this job initially... and the huskers shouldn't have fired frank solich (osborne's hand picked replacement)... he is a good coach... look at what he has done with ohio university in the last three years...
About: Osborne to returns as Nebraska's interim athletic director

what the flock?? why does this matter??
About: LSU men's golf team ranked No. 23

such a sad thing... it's why i don't play football... this happened on kickoff though, and college just made their kicks the same as the pros... more collisions... how long before this happens to one of them?? at least this guy got paid to do this... most college players (rhett bomar und reggie bush are the ones to thank for me not saying all...) aren't getting paid... that scares me even more than when this happens in the pros... but this is still horrible...
About: Bills' Everett likely to be paralyzed after 'catastrophic' neck injury

goooooo rick... just don't beat my cubs when you complete the best baseball story this side of "the rookie"
About: Cardinals 8, Reds 5

tommy john case... it gives everyone more velocity, i don't see why it isn't mandatory...
About: Houston's Brandon Backe to make first big league start since surgery

steve traction??? oh god, we're more screwed than a thaiprostitute during the holiday season
About: Orioles trade Trachsel to Cubs

does this surprise ANYONE?
About: Ex-Hawaii receiver alleges rigged drug tests

uhh, i'd call this guy a joke, but he'd either have his cronies shoot me, or take it as a compliment...
About: With wrestling restricted, 'Pacman' Jones tries music

the only reason the yankees will keep him is that they can pay 2x to 3x more than any other team, save for the red sox, but they've got varitek, and having posada would probably fracture their fragile clubhouse...
About: Could this be Posada's final season in pinstripes?

the entire situation is saddening... and the worst thing is, that they got in trouble for spraying someone with champagne... those people who retaliated need to have their craniums removed from their rectums...
About: Javon Walker breaks silence, tells HBO about Darrent Williams dying in his arms

the preseason doesn't mean anything and is entirely too long... just last night, another player (rookie Auburn/Cincinatti Bengals RB Kenny Irons blew out a knee) got injured... michael vick (woof) lost an entire season because of this debauchery... it needs to be halved... yeah... go 'hawks...
About: NFL Preseason Preview - Seattle (0-0) at San Diego (0-0)

woo hoo... go nats... oh, and it sucks to be barry bonds*
About: Rookie pitcher avoids giving up Bonds' record-breaking home run

amen... and this guy once wore the jersey number 92... all good catchers wear the number 92
About: Brian Johnson: 'Hard to dispute' that Bonds cheated'

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About: Giants' Bonds hits 755th HR, ties record

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About: Bonds ties Aaron for HR record