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Posted Friday November 20, 2009, About: Agent: 'Extraordinary' interest in Bay
That's not dating, that's banging, which is also not high on the list of good ideas.
Posted Friday November 20, 2009, About: Agent: 'Extraordinary' interest in Bay
A friend of mine was dating a stripper. Real into her and all that. I kept telling him it was a bad idea, but he didn't want to hear it so I dropped it.

He and I stopped by his apartment one day to find some dude shtupping her on their bed. He got all bent out of and started beating the piss out of the guy. At one point, he asked me to kick him and I said, "what the hell for? The dude's just banging a stripper."

Dating strippers is a bad idea.
Posted Friday November 20, 2009, About: Agent: 'Extraordinary' interest in Bay
Didn't you see [i]The Wrestler[/i]? That **** never works out and they're usually sluts.
Posted Friday November 20, 2009, About: Agent: 'Extraordinary' interest in Bay
Dating strippers is a bad idea...
Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Would Yankees trade Joba?
This place is dead. I'm going to go get flipper deep in some Inuit harlot.

bec, DUM, enjoy you days.
Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Would Yankees trade Joba?
I heard that if you fry them up long enough, they get so crispy that you can eat them bones and all.
Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Angels not chasing Holliday
I think the Angels third priority is to teach Figgins how to spell [i]Sean[/i].
Posted Sunday November 15, 2009, About: Boras takes jab at McGwire
Means nothing.
Posted Sunday November 15, 2009, About: Boras takes jab at McGwire
I'd lay a fat bet that Bonds started using after McGwire.
Posted Sunday November 15, 2009, About: Boras takes jab at McGwire
Out of curiosity, how do you know that he'd be better off in St. Louis?
Posted Sunday November 15, 2009, About: Boras takes jab at McGwire
No.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
Papa Bear is fuggin amazing.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
Wrong thread, poofda.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
Walri don't enjoy country music.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
Interesting.

I liked Up. That tour was pretty neat. I saw the first show from that tour and one of the last. It was cool to see how it evolved.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
I met David Byrne once. He was doing a national tour of speeches touting the artistic merits of Microsoft's PowerPoint.

Strange fellow. Very sharp.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
I think he sings "I Think We're Alone Now" into his pecker like a microphone. That sick ****.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
Of course, Elvis Costello was a driving force of good music throughout the 80s.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
Peter Gabriel had great stuff in the 80's as well.
Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
Talking Heads are amazing. So are The Police.
Posted Wednesday November 11, 2009, About: Yankees, Damon heading for divorce?
Well said, sir.
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