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Posted Friday October 31, 2008, About: Singletary drops pants to motivate 49ers
I cannot make the memory of what I type in. It had something to do with naked camel riding, which is not only not offensive, but good for the hrom! Maybe it insult camel. Who knows with these people? They may be part camel, or maybe mother or sister is.
Posted Friday October 31, 2008, About: Fox may re-assign Danyelle Sargent
It is good to have women in locker room of athlete. Just other day I watch most excellent reporter, this women name Debbie, who do very, very nice job for Dallas Cowboy. She really know her way round microphone! Very Nice!
Posted Friday August 15, 2008, About: Personal attacks bother Rodgers
I never forget my grandmother cure for bad mouth. She wash my mouth out with camel urine. Still, to this day, I gargle every morning with this to make bad mouth fresh.
Posted Wednesday August 06, 2008, About: Lucas forgives Smith after attack
My religion say if one man strike out eye, you strike out eye. If man strike out tooth, you strike out tooth. If violate goat, you violate wife... or was it other way around? Anyway, I am glad to see most who comment here also belong to same religion.
Posted Thursday July 31, 2008, About: Rush Limbaugh an NFL owner?
Isn't that man who squeal like pig in famous movie? Is that how man got deaf? Did he squeal too loud? These are questions important for other football owners. If he already violated, he will not be fresh when other owners initiate him into club. We have test at my men's club in my country. We put apple on chair. If apple crush, we initiate him right there. If apple disappear, we know man do anything to make money. This man, I know. Apple disappear.
Posted Friday July 18, 2008, About: Ricky drawing rave reviews
When giving out man love, it is a good thing to give fist bump. It show who real man is and who is like camel. Hand of real man should be greased first, though, and washed later.
Posted Thursday July 10, 2008, About: Does Cuban want to buy the Steelers?
Success in America is so simple! First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women. Then you get the gonorrhea. Then you give back to community. Simple!
Posted Wednesday July 09, 2008, About: Dodgers changing hitting coach
I do not understand this country. Man has glorious mustache and then cut off. Now tell me, what is difference between man and lesbian now? How can woman hold on to horns now? She cannot ride bull. No wonder wife drunk. I cannot look at such a man. His face is like neutered dog.
Posted Wednesday July 09, 2008, About: Simms: Favre should stay retired
Brett Favre? That is a woman's name. She should retire to kitchen, shut up and make me dinner. Phil is also woman's name. I do not listen to advice from woman named Phil... unless last name is 'Me Up,' then I do whatever she say.
Posted Tuesday July 08, 2008, About: Packers' options for Favre
I have fifth option, but it involve camel and three pounds of lard. If no camel, then Coach McCarthy OK.
Posted Friday July 04, 2008, About: Rodgers tries to explain Pack fan rap
My sister once say same thing. She say I not need to sell self to customer. They just need to get on board and shut up. My father was very angry. He not like it when sister give self away for free. He also need board for dinner table. It was very hard to eat while customer and sister on board.
Posted Wednesday July 02, 2008, About: Inside Bonds HOF ball deal
My sister say same thing. It better to loan body, than give way for free. At five dollar per loan, who can argue?
Posted Tuesday June 24, 2008, About: Imus tries to explain controversial comment
In my country, we do not have free dumb speech. In America, free dumb speech is everywhere I go. But sometime, and I cannot know why yet, it is not always free and it cost you plenty, especially if you make free dumb speech about group of people that buy things. Thank goodness there are women to violate.
Posted Tuesday June 24, 2008, About: Joe Pa hurting Penn St. recruiting?
It is written in our most holy book: 'no matter how much old dog bark, young dog still l!ck his b@lls.'
Posted Tuesday June 24, 2008, About: Joe Pa hurting Penn St. recruiting?
It is written in our most holy book: 'no matter how much old dog bark, young dog still ****.'
Posted Monday June 23, 2008, About: Zambrano upset with Cubs
When I hear loud banging in shower, I look right away for missing camel. If camel gone, then I look for sister. If sister and camel missing, I join them in shower.

Camel sometime make face like man in picture.
Posted Saturday June 21, 2008, About: How NBA is going after Donaghy
I'm not understanding. In my country, some cheating good. President lie, we go to war. Nobody care. We like war. Weighlifter take horse pill, head grow size of elephant sack. We don't care. We like win Olympics. But referee cheat so team lose, we care very much. We create large mob outside and then chop nose off whole family, so children say 'momma, why man have no nose?' And she say 'that what happen to man who smell badly.' You see. Chop nose off family, and this problem go away faster than you can say porky pig.
Posted Friday June 20, 2008, About: Specter: Spygate controversy not over
I forgot to mention war. My people also like to drink the blood of our enemies! War stiffen up hrom! It is good to make vengeance on enemy of father, grandfather, great-grandfather, and let blessed war never end! I tell story of most just retribution. One day, my papa and me in market, and man walk by and let out very nasty gas, the kind that would make camel puke. My father he say nothing. But he wait. He follow man into place where man sit on hole and make brown log. He crawl under seat and wait. I say papa, why do you sit in such foul place, and he say, 'Sometime you must put face close to man naked buttocks if you want to cut off his testicle.'

We put same wise saying on his tombstone.
Posted Friday June 20, 2008, About: Specter: Spygate controversy not over
What I like most is America become just like my beloved country. We also use oil for everything, take the bath, brush the teeth, make the hrom slick for camel love, everything. We also like spy on each other. We have saying, better to hide in closet and watch grandparents in dog position than wait to find out what they leave you after they die...It make more sense in my language.
Posted Thursday June 19, 2008, About: Angry fan pulls prank on Mets owner
I once also gave man chickens. It was so funny. They were useless! We had chicken in family five years. They had been violated so many times, the egg came out already scrambled.
Posted Wednesday June 18, 2008, About: Report: Walker at club before robbery
I once wake up in bathtub full of ice. I look down and I have big scar in my side, and kidney gone. I find out later, while I was putting the dollar in naked dancing woman's string, that man put something in my drink. I find out also that these bad men take parts from body and sell on **** market. So I understand why I wake in tub of ice and why my kidney gone. The only thing I not understand is why my buttocks hurt so much.
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