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mcox567

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Posted Saturday November 07, 2009, About: Yankees to pass on free agents?

"I sense that financially and philosophically the Yankees will not big-game hunt in free agency."

Technically true - the yankees don't hunt, they poach. Hunting involves a modicum of honor and a sense of fair play.

Posted Sunday November 01, 2009, About: Mangini losing power in Cleveland?

Probably the same guy that Erin O'Brien had to - himself!

Posted Saturday October 31, 2009, About: Vikings coach dressed in drag

It puts the lotion in the basket!

Posted Wednesday June 17, 2009, About: Cowboys tell Romo to shape up

If he doesn't get his self together, this Cowboys team is gonna collapse faster than...um, a Cowboys practice facility.

Posted Sunday May 24, 2009, About: Army AD upset with Notre Dame?

I'd think the Yankees might want 2 teams whose ability on the field matched their overblown self-importance off the field if they were going to let them stomp around their new crib for a few hours. Army and Notre Dame? I'd turn down a free ticket for that.

Posted Sunday May 17, 2009, About: Personal issue behind Big Papi's slump?

the bigger they are, the harder they whine. I think they should re-film that commercial, only now the Japanese guy can say to David Ortiz - "Oh, Yooooooooo not Big Papi!"

Posted Wednesday April 08, 2009, About: Joba bashes NYC in DUI video

there's basically two ways that Jabba can keep all the yankee fans on his side:

1. Throw nothing but no-hitters all year, striking every batter out, on 3 pitches

or

2. Call a press conference, step to the mic, say "A-Rod sucks," and walk away.

Posted Thursday March 26, 2009, About: Kiffin: No more Gator apologies

I'm shocked...SHOCKED...that a head football coach would dare say a disparaging word about one of their biggest rivals to a breakfast of his team's boosters. The same thing goes on at every other school, but because Kiffin had the temerity to mention the Golden Gators in a non-reverential tone, it, of course, required a massive attack from every sportswriter who wasn't currently in a buffet line somewhere. The rest are just now catching up.

Posted Thursday February 12, 2009, About: Mexican coach slaps U.S. player

Congratulations...everyone has to be known for something, I guess

Posted Sunday February 08, 2009, About: Gruden: Tebow can revolutionize NFL

Gruden and Tebow will get along great - they both say "Jesus Christ" all the time. The difference is that Tebow follows it with "Amen" while Gruden follows it with "that was a horrible call you bleep-sucking mother-bleeper!"

Posted Saturday February 07, 2009, About: Why Reeves bolted Cowboys job

I heard the deal broke down over the amount of Cowboys-branded Snuggies he would be provided...

Posted Sunday February 01, 2009, About: Bob Knight interested in Georgia job

Instead of pointing out your intentional misspellings, you ought to spend more time avoiding unintentional ones if you wish your comments to hold any worth.

Posted Friday January 30, 2009, About: LeBron: 'Disrespect' for Cavs in All-Star voting

shouldn't it be a traveshamockery?

Posted Saturday December 13, 2008, About: Rutgers AD: I was fired

I'm shocked...SHOCKED! that there are implications that strange things are afoot at Rutgers. It's not like they went from decades of moribund mediocrity to winning seasons and perennial bowl team overnight...oh, wait. Nevermind.

Posted Monday December 08, 2008, About: Panthers lineman charged with assault

what kind of restaurant has a bouncer? A bar, yeah, a club, sure, a strip club - it's required (you never know where Pacman Jones might show up) but a regular ol' restaurant? Were they expecting Rae Carruth?

Posted Friday October 24, 2008, About: Why Red Sox may trade Lowell

You may wish to try for more subtlety in your pickup lines...

Posted Friday October 24, 2008, About: Why Red Sox may trade Lowell

"Why Red Sox may trade Lowell"

because he sucks? Go Rays...

Posted Tuesday October 07, 2008, About: White Sox roster changes in '09?

didn't bother to read the article because I don't care about the white sox, but judging from all the red linked names, they're apparently planning to sign every single player in baseball during their starting-right-now-offseason?

Posted Monday September 22, 2008, About: Selig buys ad explaining Astros move

everything's bigger in Texas. Including the whining...

Posted Sunday September 21, 2008, About: Jerry Jones rips Hochuli & crew

Earth to Jerry...other than your compound of Cowboy cultists in Wacko, Texas, no one cares about your bitterness (unrequited man-crush, perchance?) towards Hochuli. I'd rather have Ed ref a game involving my team than have Jerry own them. What's this guy doing with a radio show in the first place - doesn't he have to get ready to choke in the playoffs again?

Posted Monday September 01, 2008, About: Junior doesn't like changes

In other news, Dale Jr is also upset that NASCAR isn't named DEJCAR