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Posted Friday March 19, 2010, About: Meyer making believe nothing ever happened
I never thought I'd thank someone for turning me on to Kris Kristofferson, but 27 years later that song revealed that Paul Ellering's Wrestlemania 8 interview with "Mene" Gene was inspired by Kris Kristofferson of all people. I knew it was too good to be written by a Road Warrior.

"From the rocking of the cradle to the rolling of the hearse".
Posted Friday March 19, 2010, About: Meyer making believe nothing ever happened
The #1 recruiting class in football while the fake Pac-10 champions from last season all get frog-marched off to prison. I'd say their doing better than your team. But please get back to me when the season actually starts. I'll be hanging out in Glendale Arizona around January 10th.

Whoooooooooooot, hoooooooooooot.
Posted Friday March 19, 2010, About: Meyer making believe nothing ever happened
Freaking freak, freakin' awesome. Urban Meyer, who gives a freak. The guy had a mini-mid-life crisis, freaked out and quit because he knows it's all downhill from here on out after Nick Satan exposed him as the over-rated guru-wannabe that he is.

In the immortal words of "Precious" Paul Ellering (a real guru), "To achieve greatness you have to ask yourself one question: Is the going up worth the coming down?".

I sure hope Urb enjoys the downtime.
Posted Monday March 15, 2010, About: Report: Texas Tech blaming Craig James for Leach saga
No nothings like Elvis here, muck up the discussion by running their know-nothing mouths.

Mike Leach coached Texas Tech football for 10 years and never faced any questions about being abusive to his players. Mike Leach was such an honorable and revered man that Tech gave Leach a 5 year contract extension worth $12.7 million. Yeah, that sounds like an abusive loose cannon right there.

Adam James was a borderline player. He got punished frequently for having a bad attitude, that's a part of sports. I know they don't punish you, Elvis, for being a dork on your field hockey team after school that's because nobody cares about you or your team or if you suck or not, which you unquestionably do, and swallow as well.

The facts are Tech didn't want to pay the money they promised Leach, trumped up a non-incident and defamed Coach Leach and now everyone involved is going to pay royally. Hell, the first hearing hasn't occurred and the University has already turned on the James girls.
Posted Monday March 15, 2010, About: Report: Texas Tech blaming Craig James for Leach saga
This is where people get screwed up. It doesn't matter if he had a concussion or not. That's not the point. The team doctor who supervised the whole day (and other doctors) agree that James being put in the room had NO NEGATIVE impact on James or his concussion. He was being punished for being a ****, and he was punished frequently.

And how did that Texas team do at the BCS championship game this year? Got any pics?
Posted Sunday March 14, 2010, About: Moment of truth coming for Oregon players
Kelly suspended Masoli for the season, so that should keep him from playing the first few games anyway.

The NCAA should force the Ducks to vacate their wins last season due to the team being filled with convicts and un-prosecuted criminals rather than students. What a disgrace Oregon is. By proxy, USC should get Jim Tressel to mail them the Rose Bowl trophy, since there's no doubt who the better team between those two were last season.

Be Fair to Pete!
Posted Thursday March 04, 2010, About: Oregon is a program gone wild
Oregon's offense is a gimmick, just like Georgia Tech. When is the last time either one of those Shmucky programs accomplished anything worth a damn in college football?

It was before they turned to their gimmicks, that's for sure.

As it turns out, USC's defense last year couldn't catch the Ducks offense, but the cops did. Oregon should be forced to vacate their wins and hand their conference championship to the rightful owners, because a team full of criminals is against NCAA rules, as I understand them.
Posted Sunday February 21, 2010, About: Floyd to testify in day three of USC hearings
I don't believe this rumor.

USC does not have a basketball team.
Posted Friday February 19, 2010, About: Bush: I've done everything I can
This is also off topic.

Sarah Palin is stupid, and so is anyone that says otherwise.
Posted Thursday February 18, 2010, About: USC AD 'embarrassed' by investigation stigma
You're so completely wrong, I only need this sentence to beat your ass.
Posted Thursday February 18, 2010, About: USC AD 'embarrassed' by investigation stigma
The people that complain about Bush being blamed for a lot of the bad things that happened trhoughout and shortly after he left office is the most ridiculous aspect of the "blame bush" society. Let's throw out the failure to help Katrina victims, the 2 wars that we didn't need to fight, the economic meltdown, the real estate meltdown, and just forget about that stuff-- What did Bush do? He kept us safe from terrorists? I mean aside from that attack on 9/11.

Re-Elect Bush!!!
Posted Thursday February 18, 2010, About: USC to face the heat from NCAA committee
These hearings would be much more exciting if Pete Carroll were still the coach and USC wasn't coming off an Emerald Bowl championship.
Posted Monday February 15, 2010, About: USC AD 'embarrassed' by investigation stigma
Randy Shannon is a great coach.

He has kept us safe from terrorists.

At least the Republicans will vote to re-elect Randy Shannon.
Posted Monday February 15, 2010, About: USC AD 'embarrassed' by investigation stigma
black eye, or black guy?

Garrett should get a Heisman trophy for AD's. First he hires the coach of last decade, Pete Carroll, and then is able to land the coach of this decade to be his successor. That's not luck, that's skill. But he's a Trojan, so that's to be expected.
Posted Monday February 15, 2010, About: USC AD 'embarrassed' by investigation stigma
That's what Layla use to call Lane before they got married.

Now Orgeron calls him that.
Posted Monday February 15, 2010, About: Coach K rebuffs Nets interest
I can't believe I wasted my time on a sissy basketball story. I thought this was an article about Lane Kiffin. I want my 2 minutes back!
Posted Monday February 15, 2010, About: USC AD 'embarrassed' by investigation stigma
Killings would be nice.
Posted Sunday February 14, 2010, About: USC offers scholarship to 13-year-old QB
They do teach math still, and 9 out of 12 wins is vastly better than 7 out of 12 wins. When you consider that Florida St. plays 10 cupcakes, it really isn't even as close as the 9>7 record.

Your talking on the field says, "You Lose".
Posted Sunday February 14, 2010, About: Recruit: I'm the next Braylon Edwards
....And USC still won more games last season than Michigan won the last 2 seasons combined.
Posted Sunday February 14, 2010, About: DePaul offers scholarship to 8th-grader
What's the difference between this and Charlie Weis planning next Thanksgiving's dinner while eating his pumpkin pies this Thanksgiving?

Be prepared!
Posted Friday February 12, 2010, About: Seantrel Henderson academically eligible?
You better be careful what you say, Mike Garrett might just hire Derek Doolittle to be his secretary and then the Vols will really be screwed.
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