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Posted Saturday November 21, 2009, About: Agent: Michigan president backs Rodriguez
Lloyydd Ccarr 120-40 (81-23) as Michigan head coach.

Dick Wadwigwearer 8-16 (3-13).

You really want to blame Carr for failing to do his job? If DickWad doesn't get fired for another 2 seasons he'll do in 4 years what it took Lloydd Carr 13 years to accomplish-- Lose 23 conference games. I mean it's the freakin Big-10. Most Division III schools would be .500 if they played in the Big-10.
Posted Saturday November 21, 2009, About: UCLA forward arrested, suspended
UCLA has nothing but thugs in football and basketball. Thug U is what we call them in Westwood.
Posted Saturday November 21, 2009, About: Rich Rod won't commit to QB for 2010
Michidumb fans were saying little man Tate was a better QB than Matt Barkely, yeah. I Think Tate is transferring to Ohio St. next season with the way he made sure Michigan had no chance in this one.

Hey, what's Matt Barkley have in common with Michigan quarterbacks over the past 6 years?

Nothing. Thank god.
Posted Thursday November 19, 2009, About: Agent: Michigan president backs Rodriguez
I like it three!
Posted Thursday November 19, 2009, About: Mrs. Bowden: Bobby wants FSU return
What has this old crusty dinosaur fossil ever accomplished? Coming in #2 his whole life?

"Wide Right".
Posted Thursday November 19, 2009, About: Agent: Michigan president backs Rodriguez
FYI-- The Big-10 is the worst (or 2nd worst) conference in football. If you can't win there, you can't win anywhere.
Posted Thursday November 19, 2009, About: Harbaugh won't comment on Michigan rumors
What coach has ever experienced lasting success after leading his new team to the 2 worst seasons in school history, during his first 2 years? It's a new standard of incompetence and suckiness. Michigan is the last place team in the Big-10. You can't do any worse than that no matter what you do.
Posted Thursday November 19, 2009, About: Shanahan linked to Colorado job
Colorado may have the same poor record as Notre Dame this decade, but they have higher standards and their fans have greater expectations than Domers. Obviously they won't be hiring some flunky from Notre Dame to lead their football program.
Posted Thursday November 19, 2009, About: Mrs. Bowden: Bobby wants FSU return
Did anyone read the self-entitlement rich comments of Mrs. Bowden? She seems like a more selfish and bigger B*tch than Barbara Bush. And that's saying something.
Posted Thursday November 19, 2009, About: Agent: Michigan president backs Rodriguez
It takes real talent to lead the winningest program in football history to their 2 worst seasons (consecutively) in their 110 year history. It's an uncommon talent. I'm glad Michigan has this loser, they deserve each other.
Posted Wednesday November 18, 2009, About: Who will kick for Irish?
Tausch is at the top of the list among average kickers, and he deserves all the praise he gets, but I've been a big admirer of David Ruffer, for several months now. Ruffer's leg gets a bigger "umph" than Tausch, the way he cradles his toes on the underbelly of the ball is reminiscent of when I use to kick sleeping calves back in St. Olef as a child. The lift he gets under the balls he kicks gives me a lift in my barkalounger. I hope Ruffer starts this weekend and gives Notre Dame fans the treat they've waited all season for, and didn't even know it. I can see it now when the game is on the line, Charlie Weis' career hanging in the balance, to determine whether Notre Dame goes 7-5 or 6-6 the crowd will be chanting--

"Ruf-fer!!! Ruf-fer!!! Ruf-fer!!!"

A legend will be born... again.
Posted Wednesday November 18, 2009, About: Harbaugh won't comment on Michigan rumors
Huh? The current system has produced the WORST 2 Seasons in Michigan history (back 2 back). I'd say anything would be an improvement. Making Tate Forcier the head coach and just firing every single coach on the team, wouldn't yield a worse product than what you got right now. That's not an exaggeration. You can't do worse than 1-7 in your last 8 games when you play Delaware St.

As for Harbaugh he just signed a contract extension, so I really don't think he's going to Michigan, but take heart Wolferlings, Stanford is going to beat the hell out of Ohio St. in the Rose Bowl. And it's going to make for a great off-season for the Tressel lovers and haters (how could you hate such a classy dresser?).
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
Like I said, the black leprechaun was a one season wonder.

USC's AD (that's athletic director), Mike Garret, is black, so that's a little bit higher up the totem pole than co-ordinator or head coach. He graduated in 1966, won a Heisman trophy and got drafted #18 overall. But he's still black and in a higher position of authority than ANYONE in the history of Notre Dame athletics, but he got there at USC.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
What do I need to do a hundred footnotes for. Just look it up yourself if you want to dispute it. In about 2 weeks, every ND article around will be citing the same facts. You don't care about the stats? Then who cares altogether? I agree that being a fan of Notre Dame is like watching your kid playing soccer on saturday morning, it doesn't matter who wins or loses as long as you had a good time watching it. Because Notre Dame usually loses.

Ty Willingham went to the Gator Bowl his first season and was the first coach in Notre Dame history to ever lead Notre Dame to a 10 win season.

I don't know the point of answering your retar/ded questions when you know Notre Dame gets the crappiest of the crap teams from the Pac-10. UCLA when they were terrible. Stanford when they were terrible. Washington when they were terrible. The fact that Charlie Weis has beaten like 4 teams with a winning record in the last 5 years says all you need to say about the quality of ND's wins. IF ND played full time in the Pac-10, they wouldn't EVER win a conference championship, just if you add up their games vs. USC that's 8 straight right there.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
She looks like she plays Center for the Yellowjackets.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
The guy riding Traveler right now isn't white you stupid leprechaun.

...More like leper-conman.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
You guys hired Willingham because you thought he could turn your loser program into a winner like he did at Stanford BEFORE he was hired at ND. Of course Notre Dame's history of sucking was too much for even Willingham to escape. Don't worry Ty has done no worse than Charlie Weis, percentage wise (of course Ty was fired in his 3rd year, so we can only assume that he would have gone to the BCS bowls instead of Weis).

You don't know anything about USC, clearly. Their AD is black, their former defensive co-ordinator DeWayne Walker is black, Their d-line coach is black, their linebackers coach is black. You sir are a big dummy.

I guarantee you that when USC hires a black head coach in the year 2039, when Pete Carroll is frozen in carbonite for the 3039 re-animation, that USC will hold that black head coach to the same standard they held all their prior head coaches to, unlike Notre Dame who has special "black standards" and "white standards".

Whatever happened to that Black Leprechaun? I heard he lasted one season. Which is typical for the Racists of Notre Dame. Just try and pass as diverse, but don't let whitey give up too much in the process, just enough so the homers have some material to deflect the truth.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
Talk about hillarity. You've been talking since January on Fannation about Notre Dame and your deviant fantasies about Jimmy Clausen, please. When I said Notre Dame would go 6-6 on the season back in October you crapped yourself over such an insane notion. Let's see, USC is having their worst season ever, and that's 3 losses. That's a precusor to a National Championship for Notre Dame fans. Hell 6-6 and winning the Hawaii Bowl had you high all year long. USC lost their offense and defensive Co-Ordinator, 90% of their defense starts in the NFL today, and they have a True Freshman Quarterback, big deal. Tell me how Traveler's balls taste, you've been choking on them for 8 years now.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
Everyone knows that Willingham won 0 bowl games at Notre Dame in his first 3 years and everyone knows that Weis won 0 bowl games in his first 3 years at Notre Dame. Additionally Coach Weis had the worst home loss in ND history, the worst road loss in Notre Dame history. The first loss to Navy in 44 years. The worst start to a season in Notre Dame history. The worst loss to USC in Notre Dame history, the worst home record in Notre Dame history. The most blow-out losses for an individual coach in Notre Dame history. The first Notre Dame team to ever lose to an 8-loss school. The worst record vs. Ranked teams in Notre Dame history. The worst record vs. teams above .500 in Notre Dame history.

I'd say Coach Willingham was a better coach than Weis by about 20 miles. But that's if we don't bring skin color into the debate, like the Notre Dame Athletic Department. First head coach fired before his 5th year (or 4th year for that matter). But knowing that EVERY white head coach got a 5th year no matter how crappy they were just seals the fact that Ty's firing was race-based.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
Don't worry, I won't ever go away.
Posted Monday November 16, 2009, About: Top candidate to replace Charlie Weis is...
How many bowls did Weis win? 1 in his 4th year. Too bad Ty only had 3 seasons since the racists cut him loose with the same winning percentage Charlie has right now, and a better winning percentage than Charlie had after 3 seasons. Ty's recruits were so bad, those were the players Charlie had the most success of his coaching career with.
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