Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Donte Stallworth claims CIA questioned him

Two employees were shot and killed, others injured at that very entrance where Stallworth was taking pictures. Wrong place, wrong time. It's a recurring issue for him. If he was in D.C. for a look by the Redskins, I think he can kiss that chance goodbye.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Dwyane Wade surprises teen at her prom

I agree. This was my first thought as well. And I wasn't thinking that he hit it or touched her anyway. It is just a little inappropriate, given the age disparity. It is still a date and he's almost twice her age.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Dodgers president won't commit to Don Mattingly's future

The source of Mattingly's baseball prowess begins with his 80s mustache. Time to grow it back, Donnie.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Big 12, Pac-12 in talks with Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl

Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl. Isn't that the bowl where the sprinklers come on during the game?

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Touted freshman QB arrives at Auburn

Good one.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Touted freshman QB arrives at Auburn

Agreed. At least it is at BCS universities. And that is the hypocrisy of it: that they still pay lip service to the notion that these kids are going to class.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Touted freshman QB arrives at Auburn

As if they are REALLY going to set foot in a real classroom.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Feeling pressure, Calipari calls for perfection

" Trick or treats come only once a year, and I missed it by sitting in a pumpkin patch with a blockhead."

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Feeling pressure, Calipari calls for perfection

Perfectiion? As in: "Mr. Blutarsky, zero. point. zero."?

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Tortorella to Caps: Stop whining

Got it Torts. Your team was not bothered by all those power plays. Of course, that might explain the Rags' lack of power play goals and why it took them all 7 games to win the series.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Dirk open to hometown discount

Hometown? Is Dirk signing with Der Bremerhaven Eisbaren?

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Touted freshman QB arrives at Auburn

I like the "two days before the start of summer classes". That's funny.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Ellsbury's season crushing his free agent value

Someone will overpay for him. Boras knows it. Red Sox know it too. It's his last year in Boston.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Dusty Baker a possibility in Dodger blue

Dusty Baker. Over-rated. Is a horrible in game tactician.

Posted Tuesday May 14, 2013, About: Schedule quirk may hurt in Wings-Blackhawks

Two original six matchups in the 2nd round. Nice. And, come to think of it, all original six teams made the playoffs this year. That doesn't happen too often, if ever. So, down go the Habs and the Leafs. If you want to see them still playing, dig out your old table top hockey from the attic.

Posted Tuesday May 14, 2013, About: Celtics willing to wheel Rondo again

Just the Herald trying to stir the pot.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Cubs ready to chase Boston's Ellsbury

Red Sox will sit out the bidding contest in the off season. He's gone. There is a minor possibility that they could deal him this summer if their May fade continues and they think they can get better prospects in a trade than picking their own with compensatory picks.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Holtby accuses Dorsett of dirty hockey no-no

No power plays last night for Washington. none. five for NYR.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Jets job Geno Smith's job to lose?

Always good to see Jets and Lose in the same headline. It just so happens that Geno Smith is in the middle this time.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Kubiak: Texans WR DeAndre Hopkins is 'special'

This is how divas are made.

Posted Sunday May 12, 2013, About: Joba Chamberlain tells Mariano Rivera 'Don't shush me'

I read the story. Didn't care. But was interested to see what the reaction was. I'm not at all surprised at the hate brought down on Joba. He's been a jerk too often. But, this time, I think I'll save the hate until the next time Joba throws at Pedroia. I don't think Joba knew that Mo was talking to reporters nor do I think Mo knew that Joba was talking to family. In that context, he probably felt as though he was pretty treated like a kid in front of his family.