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Posted Monday December 29, 2008, About: Red Sox near deal with Penny
Yanks only worry about what Boston is doing (as evidenced by this comment board)...paying NO attention to what the DEVIL RAYS have accomplished...which is why they'll finish THIRD in the East AGAIN in 2009, no matter HOW much $$$$$$$$ they spend...
Posted Monday December 29, 2008, About: Mets consider signing Varitek
Lowe & Varitek will never play for the Mets because neither one is Hispanic. Omar is only interested in signing Hispanic players...meaning Manny will wind up in left field. He had pitcher Chris Benson on the team for all of 5 minutes. Putz won't last long either (unless he can habla Espanol). What Wright is doing at 3rd base is anybody's guess...(no Hispanic 3rd basemen available?) Omar's fantasy is an all-Hispanic All-Star team...which leaves blacks and whites rooting for the OTHER NYC team. Mira,mira, Omar!! Get a clue!!!
Posted Saturday December 27, 2008, About: Why Red Sox won't OK Rangers trade
Epstein, get up off your butt! Yankers scooped you on Tex...Tek CAN'T HIT (much as I like the way he calls a game); GET SALTY NOW! Trade Bucholtz if you have to! You STILL need to replace Manny's BAT in the line-up! **** are you going to get Manny-Production BACK in the line-up? SALTY might solve BOTH of those problems!! GET A CLUE!!
Posted Friday October 17, 2008, About: Varitek, Red Sox parting ways?
For right NOW, bat him 8th...with Papi 9th...and have Drew LEAD OFF. In the middle of an inning, Drew will provide protection for Papi (who's going to walk Papi to get to Drew, especially after Game 5?) Drew, Pedroia, Youkilis, Bay, Kotsay, Crisp, Lowrie, Tek, Papi. If Papi stays cold, put Ellsbury back in as DH. Francona will choose the right time for Ellsbury to pinch-hit, guaranteed.
Posted Friday October 17, 2008, About: Francona: Beckett not hurt
If I were Francona, I'd pull a switch and pitch Lester in Game 6. He's on regular 5-days rest. Let the other side wonder about Beckett. And while they're busy doing that, in the meantime Lester should beat them. And we all live another day....
Posted Friday October 17, 2008, About: Which teams will make a run at Manny?
Manny is a dog, a mutt, and a punk for what he did to Boston...and he should KNOW it. I wouldn't have him back in the Fens if he shined Jason Bay's cleats with his TONGUE...FU, Manny...you TRAITOR!!! You should join Barroid Bonds and play...LEFT OUT!!!
Posted Friday October 17, 2008, About: Steinbrenner: Joba will be starter in '09
The cheating chankees (7 juicers on the 2000 team) newest chubby youngster will forever be known for blowing that save in the Cleveland playoff game...owing to Canadian soldiers...Blo-Joba!!!
Posted Thursday October 09, 2008, About: Mussina may test free-agent market
So, Moose wants to stay close to home...and be with a winner. Phillies, case closed! Look at the resurrection of Jamie Moyer in the NL. Moose might be the other bookend to Cole Hamels. Phils should go after him...hard.
Posted Wednesday October 08, 2008, About: Teixeira good fit for Yankees?
Let's see: who will pitch for the yanks in 2009? WANG (and he is one), Blo Joba, Rasner, the Santana Twins (Kennedy & Hughes), Dooley Womack, Mike Kekich, Fritz Petersen, Damaso Marte, Jose Veras, Skid-Row Tidrow, Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Sacco, Vanzetti, an aging Mariano...and don't forget Carl Pavano!!! And the Lompoc Angels H.S.Cheerleaders!!!!
Posted Wednesday October 08, 2008, About: Angels may look much different in '09
TBS stinks! The team of Chip Caray and Buck Martinez absolutely SUCKED!! That's all they did was shill for the Angels the entire series! You never heard 2 morons STFU so fast as when Bay came in from second to score the winning run in the bottom of the 9th in that last game!! Get a CLUE, you humps!! RED SOX RULE!!! As for the California/Los Angeles/Anaheim/Lompoc/Bakersfield "Angels", doesn't that organization do what every other team would do if it CONSTANTLY failed in a similar situation: FIRE the manager?
Posted Tuesday September 16, 2008, About: Posada hasn't forgiven Pedro
Horse-Head Posada should just STFU about Pedro. Pedro's going to the Hall of Fame...while Posada Tostada will end up at the Taco Bell Hall of Shame. More to the point, Horse-Head...do you know who your PAPI is?!?!
Posted Tuesday September 16, 2008, About: Mets won't make Maine their closer
First Place Phil-lies (clap, clap..CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!!)
Posted Tuesday September 16, 2008, About: Why Girardi benched Cano
Cano was just doin' his Mickey Rivers imitation: Yassuh, boss....nossuh, boss...shuffle, shuffle...More importantly: whither goeth the Gambi-Man? Hideki Chop-Suey? **** Pussina? Andy Petite? Hey, they can always bring back the Clown of Reknown, Kevin Brown. Punch another hole through the plasterboard, jerk...!
Posted Monday September 15, 2008, About: Red Sox covet Rangers catcher
Tek's contract is up. They're not going to resign a catcher who CAN'T HIT (I don't care HOW many no-hitters he's caught). How about Joe Mauer & Justin Morneau? Ship the Twinkies Ortiz, a journeyman catcher, and a bag of donuts (the standard Yankee offer for quality players)...
Posted Monday September 15, 2008, About: Red Sox covet Rangers catcher
Fuggit...I want Joe Mauer AND Justin Morneau! Ship the Twinkies Ortiz (he'll be going home), Varitek (who can't hit) and a bag of donuts (the standard Yankee offer)...

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