Posted Wednesday April 17, 2013, About: Sounders eliminated from CONCACAF Champions League

Never forget!

Posted Wednesday April 17, 2013, About: D.C. United coach: 'We've got to fix something'

Bayern didn't stop playing...

Posted Saturday July 14, 2012, About: How will Fire replace Pappa?

CHAPIN ORGULLO!!!

Posted Thursday July 05, 2012, About: Plata preparing for Toronto FC exit

It's pretty sad to come back to the ghost town known as FanNation's soccer board...

I'm partially responsible for it being deader than Steve Gutenberg's career, but I don't miss this place all that much. It's just a shame that something that is so public can't be used very well.

Anyway, just know the following:

Bayern didn't stop playing...

Posted Friday February 03, 2012, About: John Terry may quit England

Yes, but here-in-lies the dilemna...

You just [b]know[/b] this creepy mother drubber knows where all the underage **** hang out, and some of them inevitably can run fast.

Posted Friday February 03, 2012, About: John Terry may quit England

Or maybe these are all causes and effects of each other?

Go to Chic-Fil-A after a night of drinking with a bunch of other stupid Americans, and inevitably end up at the Planned Parenthood office...

I was at the Planned Parenthood office with a bunch of other stupid Americans protesting (for either side) and we all got hungry and went to Chic-Fil-A...

Some stupid American just delivered Chic-Fil-A to some of the workers at the Planned Parenthood office...

Posted Friday February 03, 2012, About: John Terry may quit England

Aren't all three somehow very closely related?

Kind of like cousins who perform sexual acts on each other...

Posted Friday February 03, 2012, About: John Terry may quit England

No one wants that captain's arm band because John Terry used it to wipe the **** off himself after long nights out picking up scamps and scalliwags...

How has everyone been? I feel like I haven't been on here in a decade. Did I lose any posts while away?

Posted Saturday January 21, 2012, About: Red Bulls may add midfielder

New York Red Bulls: Full of FAIL since '96.

Posted Friday January 20, 2012, About: Uproar as Pepe disgraces himself

Why not resign on Monday?

Posted Friday January 20, 2012, About: Uproar as Pepe disgraces himself

Not sure if this has been said yet, but that Pepe is a **** ****, he really is.

Posted Thursday January 19, 2012, About: Uproar as Pepe disgraces himself

It was the exact opposite here, though I guess the ban kicked in here in 2004 which was a while ago...

You couldn't get away from it, and no place was willing to put up their own ban out of thinking they would lose too much business.

Posted Thursday January 19, 2012, About: Uproar as Pepe disgraces himself

On a similar note, in the first year of the smoking ban, a paltry amount of tickets were written to establishments (bars/restaurants)... Something like $3,000 TOTAL.

With that type of "enforcement" in place, it is shocking to see very few places allowing the smoking to happen. I'd figure with no cops willing to take the time to write the tickets, more places would allow it to happen.

I'm glad they don't though. I don't miss all that lingering smoke around all the time.

How've you fools been?

Posted Thursday January 19, 2012, About: Uproar as Pepe disgraces himself

It's similar here- though only a 15 foot ban.

I've actually seen beat cops write tickets to idiots who decide to go out for a smoke without their coat in the wintertime, and try to huddle up next to the door.

With that said, I know of plenty of places that go against the ban and just pay their fines when a cop decides to come in and write the establishment tickets (in the cases of bars/restaurants- it is the establishment that gets the fine, not the smoker, where as in office buildings the smokers are fined).

Posted Thursday January 19, 2012, About: Uproar as Pepe disgraces himself

I'd like to throw out that while her type of behavior is for sure irresponsible (the way she eats/cooks), it isn't because of the massive amounts of butter and fat that she eats/adds to food that cause Type II Die-Uh-Beet-Uss.

But then again, it isn't as if the woman cuts back on eating a whole lot of cake either.

I'd find it interesting to see just how much money she's making off of this drug contract.

Posted Thursday January 19, 2012, About: Uproar as Pepe disgraces himself

So... Paula Dean... Is she really the ****, **** she really is, that Anthony Bourdaine says she is?

Posted Thursday January 19, 2012, About: Uproar as Pepe disgraces himself

Who goes here?!?!?

Posted Tuesday January 03, 2012, About: Galaxy interested in Eto'o

I was wondering the same thing- unless they decided to properly reflect their tradition by putting a picture of Eto'o up while with Inter.

Hell- they might as well dig up an old Barca Eto'o picture.

Posted Tuesday January 03, 2012, About: Galaxy interested in Eto'o

Happy New Year to all you ****!

Heavy rumors that [i]Fidelito[/i] kicked the bucket, but no one major is reporting it for now...

Has anyone else read/seen anything?

Posted Saturday December 31, 2011, About: NBA star Garnett investing in AS Roma

I wonder why the NBA needs to approve such a measure? Does AS Roma have an affiliated pro basketball team?

Or is this just a simple review by the NBA to ensure that this deal wouldn't be a "conflict of interest" case?

As it stands- I love the fact that two inner-city icons of one sport are venturing off into investing in another international sport.

The world is getting smaller, my friends.

Posted Tuesday December 27, 2011, About: Club America chasing Galaxy star

Do they always fist fight on Christmas?

Man... I've heard of heated arguments happening during the holidays, but there's no reason for anyone to beat anyone else up, especially family!