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Posted Sunday March 01, 2009, About: Report: Brady marries Gisele
This is why NE could afford to get rid of Cassel...no one scores as consistently as Tommy Boy both on and off of the field.
Posted Sunday March 01, 2009, About: Why the Browns got rid of Winslow
It's not like the Browns are on the brink of being a championship team...so why keep that pain in the ar$e around?
Posted Sunday March 01, 2009, About: Trade rumors upset Cutler
Good call. Doesn't it seem that Shanahan pretty much let Cutler run around and do his thing? That's not really the smart and disciplined "New England Way" is it?

Cutler...either quit whining and get on board with the new program or quit whining and find another team that doesn't mind your penchant for frequent improvising. Either way...quit whining.
Posted Sunday March 01, 2009, About: Niners interested in Warner
Why the Niners might want him? For some Niners, Warner would be their first up-close look at a NFL quarterback.

Are they just driving up the price on the Cards? Probably. Is Warner just driving up his price? Probably.

Why would Warner want to leave that O-line? He's too old to start taking massive hits again.
Posted Sunday March 01, 2009, About: Trade rumors upset Cutler
WTH? There's already a story on the wire about Cassel going to KC...and it's been there a while. What's up with Truth and Rumors?...they post non-stories (TO & Pacman) weekly and this drivel (as written) just flat out can't happen and is inaccurate.
Posted Wednesday February 18, 2009, About: Dolphins eyeing Cowboys WR?
I can remember a few big plays Austin made from blown coverage....and can't remember a single big play he made when he was covered. Who care's if he goes to the Dolphins or stays with the Cowboys? IT'S MILES AUSTIN!!!
Posted Friday November 07, 2008, About: Sources: MLB won't let Cuban buy Cubs
Cuban traded Devin Harris, two first round picks, 3 million cash, et al for Jason Kidd. He should probably limit his team involvement to little more than writing checks and rooting for his team from the bleachers. He's the Jerry Jones of basketball and I don't blame Selig for not embracing Cubans "enthusiasm".
Posted Monday November 03, 2008, About: USC's Carroll finds humor in BCS
I'm glad the glamour of "USC" isn't keeping them high in the polls. The PAC10 is weak....Ohio State is down....and Notre Dame is down (understatement). So even if they win out the Trojans still lost to Oregon State. They don't deserve to be any higher than they are. Suck it Pete.
Posted Tuesday October 28, 2008, About: Al Sharpton calls Plaxico column 'racist'
Al is such a media ****....the only way he stays in the news is by taking something benign and blowing it out of proportion. The NYT may have implied racism? REALLY?! The editor should be fired? REALLY?! There is no way to sanitize everything written to exclude something that might be offensive to someone somewhere.

How about this...if I call Al a turd...Al may think that I have implied racism since some turds are brown. While in reality my implication is that I???ve simply implied that Al is a stinky nuisance that won???t go away even with multiple flushes.

Hey Plaxico???make sure you go to your scheduled treatments. You don't want to be a turd, do you?
Posted Sunday October 26, 2008, About: Why Pacman won't play in '08
The reporter was probably buzzed on appletinis when this was written. Complete crap. But as long as I'm here......

And surely there is something mentally "wrong" with Pacman....I don't think he's ever had to accept the burden of the consequences from his actions until the commish started sticking it to him. Pacman's mom, Deborah Jones, said her son isn't a troublemaker and that "trouble just seems to follow him"... so it would appear that the defect that ills Pacman and keeps him from taking responsibility for his asinine actions is inherited from his mother.

As a GM, Jerry Jones is a soulless puppeteer with no idea of how to build an actual team. He's built a fabulous collection of talent...whiny immature talent of sometimes questionable caracter. Is anyone surprised that the wheels are coming off of the bus? The talent couldn't handle Parcells...so Jones brought in Wade Phillips to not rock the boat. He's like a huggable cross between the michilin man and the pillsbury doughboy. Great defensive coordinator though.

If the 'boys do make the playoffs they'll be one and done again. Phillips will be out and Pacman will be gone. Jones will be looking for more talented selfish pricks like Chris Henry, or Ocho Cinco.
Posted Monday October 13, 2008, About: Good news for Bonds in BALCO case?
Columbus never set foot in North America. He made four voyages that put him in the Bahamas, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, and other islands... eventually making landings in Central America and Venezuela. But never in North America....so I'm just not able to make the connection to Christopher Columbus and why grown men should get a free pass (for lying under oath) based solely on the color of their skin. Be accountable for your own actions.

Hey EastCoastKeith...I'll bet you're a real blast at parties once you get a couple of beers in you. Booked for the Super Bowl? Our country isn't perfect but there are still countries on this planet where a penchant for misinformed ignorant rants like yours would put your but in a sling. Expect accountability and stop making excuses.

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