Posted Thursday March 03, 2011, About: Bettman downplays Quebec move

These threads about the NHL relocating teams to Canadian cities and Bettman always shooting down any hopes of it happening don't belong in T&R anymore but in a new Conspiracy section.

Last night for example the suddenly exciting Islanders drew 7,098 fans in a 16,000 plus seat arena. Numbers have been similar in Phoenix and Atlanta all season as well. And you have a city like Quebec that will be forced to sell standing room tickets for every game in their 18,000 plus seat arena because ticket demand will be too high. Seems like a no-brainer to get a team their ASAP.

Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Posted Tuesday February 22, 2011, About: McGahee getting too expensive for Ravens

McGahee's 2011 contract also calls for JP Losman to be 3rd string QB for Baltimore and Travis Henry to be let out on parole. And, of course, for Ozzie Newsome to dress up as Santa Claus and have all 12 illegitimate children between Henry and McGahee at his house for the Christmas that neither of their fathers were able, or most likely unwilling, to provide.