The Piranha's Comments

Posted Thursday November 05, 2009, About: McCants: Karashian faked reality show
Does Lamar know he married Chewbacca?
Posted Wednesday October 28, 2009, About: Hicks denies selling Stars
Please sell them Hicks, your empty wallet is no longer needed here......
Posted Thursday September 17, 2009, About: MLB wouldn't let Rangers sign No. 1 pick
Tom Hicks is such a buffoon. He is a replica of the financial problems of this country. Over-extending his credit, borrowing against himself, except he has zero liquidity. He would have easily had the money to cover the Rangers and Stars, but blew his wad buying Liverpool! Hell the Stars are $10mil under the already small salary cap in hockey. Rangers had a chance this year and he will probably lose Nolan Ryan through the whole process since he wont be able to afford him either.
Posted Tuesday September 08, 2009, About: Barea to play for Puerto Rico next year
He needs to put in a dosen Steve Nash dvds and learn how to play exactly like him.
Posted Sunday August 16, 2009, About: Mets in no hurry to retire Piazza's number
Why would his number ever be retired, im pretty sure he'll show up on that list of roiders anyways, plus he was more a Dodger than a Met. He was a good decent hitter who happened to be one of the worst cathcers ever defensively.
Posted Friday July 24, 2009, About: Inside Cuban-Nellie feud
Its just like Jerry and Jimmy, ego-maniacs. Nellie always wants attention on him and I cant really say he is Jimmy since he never won a big game as a coach. His lack of titles leads to his attention grabbing all the time, plus he is a drunk. Cuban is just a big kid still with lots of toys. The whole thing is so playground.
Posted Tuesday July 07, 2009, About: Mavs-Raptors deal to include Marion?
Marion would be a 3 and Dirk at 4, Josh who I wish they would trade for a defensive stud at the 2, Damp or the white stiff at 5,a nd the old man at point. Better than last year, but not title contending.
Posted Monday July 06, 2009, About: Kidd agrees to return to Mavs
I wouldnt doubt if this is a one and done with the Mavs this year. Maybe get something in return for him after this year sicne you have two point guards you just drafted.
Posted Tuesday June 30, 2009, About: Source: Kidd to sit down with Knicks
Just let him and his old man crutch go....he cant cover anyone, he can only make wide open shots, and Dallas doesnt have the horses to run with him. Time for a sign and trade with Portland or someone.
Posted Friday June 26, 2009, About: Zubov's Dallas home for sale
I dont think he is coming off an injury plagued season where he played 10 games, he didnt play at all last year and missed nearly the entire year the year before. However at 39 and you have had two hip surgeries already? I would let him stay, for the vet minimum. After earning millions the last two years and barely playing he should owe the club. However it might be time for my team to break away from the oldies, Modano's last year, no Zubie, maybe ship off Lehtinen this year and Turco next year, time for changes!
Posted Thursday June 25, 2009, About: Ranger admits using Conte supplements
Gee, it seems only 18 months ago that Marlon Byrd was nearly out of the league before ressurecting himself with the Rangers. Just goes to show with how lousy this team hits now that Rudy Jaramillo is no genius like everyone proclaims. A lot fo the past numbers were performance enhanced on this team. Look at the names on the reports: Canseco, Gonzales, Palmeiro, Rodriguez, Byrd, Matthews, Hairston, A-Fraud, not to mention pitchers Gagne and Rocker. The past is so dirty in Texas and all those bloated stats made Jaramillo the highest paid hitting coach. Now they can't hit their weight and strike out ten times every game. OVERRATED!!
Posted Wednesday June 17, 2009, About: MLB, Selig upset with steroid leaks
Skeletor, the worst Commish in all of sports. He sure isnt unhappy about how baseball was revitalized after the strike by steroid induced gorillas hitting 70 homeruns a year. He is just pissed everyone is getting caught and the black eye is there forever. This is the same sport where it was ok for years to put whatever you wanted into your body, but don't you dare go make a bet with a bookie! Lifetime ban for Pete Rose, fine, then I want lifetime bans for all these cheaters as well. It is one thing to make bets, but to physically cheat the game is worse and they still get to play and make their millions. "No Habla Ingles!" BS, you fraud!

Suck on that Selig!
Posted Tuesday June 16, 2009, About: Shaq hinting at Mavs trade?
If you do this deal, I would only extend Shaq for one more year since he is breaking down. That gives you a two year window, same for Kidd. However, I still believe Howard and his girl ankles needs to head out of town and maybe Jet along with him for some quality defenders. If you have Dirk, Shaq and Kidd, then you surround them with freakin hustling athletes and not stoners and wing stop ad guys.....man Ron Artest would fit here so nicely.
Posted Friday June 12, 2009, About: Nieuwendyk picked Crawford without player input
I was actually more shocked to see Tippett go with two years left on his deal that Hicks has to pay now, that cheap-skate is already broke, suprised to see him go along with that.

Modano's last year, so his input is not needed and Turco needs to shoulder some of the blame for last year. I know there were crucial injuries with star players and Tippett did the best he could, but Turco was sub-par last year, even when they were healthy.

By the way, the last 6 years Tippett was in Dallas and no coach in the league had a better winning percentage....I think you got rid of a good coach.

Sean Avery ruined this team and he was barely here!
Posted Friday June 12, 2009, About: Wizards-Spurs deal in works?
Great to see GiNOSEli go! HE can taking his flopping act to DC!
Posted Thursday June 11, 2009, About: Mavs won't let Kidd leave for nothing
HE wont go anywhere because the Mavs own his "Bird" rights. NBA vets never part with that, so if he goes anywhere it would be a sign and trade.
Posted Wednesday May 27, 2009, About: What if LeBron played OSU football?
Enough freakin Lebron talk, annointed since he was 15 years old to be the chosen one....who cares, when a basketball title first and then you can have some accolades. He hits one regular game-winning three pointer and the media will not let that shot go from their minds! Majic Johnson saying that shot put him with the all time greats of the game...really? A game-winning three pointer does that? Then I guess there about 2,000 all time great players. Don't get me wrong, I think Lebron is an awesome player and will be one of the best ever and is very likeable too, but the way the media can't stop going all over themselves about him, drives me silly. ESPN should change their name to Lebron, Manny, AROD, Kobe, Shaq, Dwayne Wade all time channel.
Posted Wednesday May 27, 2009, About: Records show Dirk's ex is pregnant
I really don't think if the baby is his that she would get to keep it. A jailbird who is gonna do some time and has a horrible financial and criminal history. Let's hope a Dallas judge would see it better for Dirk and some nanny to raise the kid and let her go fleece someone else out of money. I heard one of the guys she took the last name of, she charged over $300k and forced him into bankruptcy.....ever seen "The Riches", she is a gypsy!
Posted Friday May 22, 2009, About: Dirk's attorney doubts pregnancy claim
IS that Cheryl Miller?
Posted Friday May 15, 2009, About: Wie dreams of playing in Masters
How about dreaming of being a girl and winning a female tourney, geez go away already!
Posted Friday May 15, 2009, About: Carlisle lobbying for Kidd's return
The real culprit on this team is Ericka Tampier. This guy is as useless as they get, and is basically the metaphor for "wasted height and overpaid" plus he has little girly hands and can't handle ANY PASS thrown his way. He is slow and Nene destroyed him this series. There is a clause in Tampier's contract that if you trade him to a team and that team releases him, he only counts 1.5 mil against the cap.....I think it is right under the other clause that says he can play like an overpaid useless pile on the court as well.

Say bye-bye to Damp, Gerald Green Devean George, Jason Kidd, and maybe another useless part. The Mavs need to work some kind of trade for Shaq to plug the middle, I dont think Bosh would work here becuase he plays the same position as Dirk. Other than, FIND A FREAKIN DEFENSIVE OFF-GUARD!!!
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