Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Inbee Park claims third win at North Texas Shootout

Or... better yet only if she was as pretty as Asa Akira, then LPGA would have hit jackpot. Which makes me wonder... does Asa Akira play golf?

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Inbee Park claims third win at North Texas Shootout

Ahh... if only she was as pretty as Michelle Wie...

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Mom: RGIII is getting married

Nah man, only pretty girls are like that. The ones that are pretty and they know it... stay the heck away from them, cause all they'll ever do is cause heart ache. Jimmy Soul speaks the truth.

Been happy past 8 years!!! I rather be where I am then be pounding some hot chick ass

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Mom: RGIII is getting married

RGIII is being smart. He is going to be one happy man rest of his life.

He is taking immortal words of Jimmy Soul:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: Ainge: 'Doc is always unsure'

How often does quick re-build work out? Remember how Jerry Krause so enthusiastically blew up the '98 Bulls after MJ "retired again after 98 season"? Well... took 'em 14 years to return to playoff.

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: Is J.R. Smith partying too much?

I meant bet on over.... heh heh

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: Is J.R. Smith partying too much?

over/under on how soon he's going to declare bankruptcy after retiring?

6 Month (o +2,500, u -9,999) If this line was real, would anyone bet on under? LOL

Posted Friday May 03, 2013, About: Nassib 'wounded' by Bills' pick of Manuel

I bet you $ 1,000,000 that non of the QBs from this class will be starting come 2016. A few might be hanging around as backups, but they just are not that impressive. And this Nassib guy need to shut up.

disclaimer
* I am betting you $ 1,000,000 in Zimbambawian dollars*

Posted Friday May 03, 2013, About: Questions rise about Verlander's fastball

Velocity is so over-rated. Besides, the way it works is velocity buys pitcher time to learn the craft. By the time pitcher figures out how to get big leaguers out, his velocity usually drops down to low 90's, but that doesn't seem to hurt them all that much.

Doc Halladay started out hurling fastballs at upper 90's. He was at his best when he was throwing them at low 90's with a lot of movement, and with pinpoint control.

Need we even bother pointing out that Jamie Moyer was getting guys out with 78 MPH fastball?

Posted Friday April 05, 2013, About: Teams taking Russell's comeback seriously

Why not give him a shot? He would be a perfect fit for a team with crappy O-line. At 360 lb, he can sit on D-line and crush him. Lest they try to sack him!!! And safety or DB blitz? Pleeze! He'll eat them up for lunch, or will sit on them and squash them.

Posted Thursday March 28, 2013, About: The next big name on UCLA's list

If UCLA comes in and take John Groce, we are gonna raise an army, march over to UCLA and destroy, plunder, and plain old burn the place, and return back to Urbana with Song girls in Towe. You've been warned UCLA. DO NOT FREAKING MESS WITH ILLINOIS!!!!

P.S. We are still sicking pins into Bill Selfish's voodoo doll

Posted Monday March 18, 2013, About: Ducks unfazed by seeding slight

I take it back.. only 1 team has made to Elite 8 as 12 seed, while 3 teams made it to FinalFour as 8 seed.

Posted Monday March 18, 2013, About: Ducks unfazed by seeding slight

being a 12 seed or 5 seed doesn't really matter. At the end of the day, they have to beat a 5 seed, then 4 or 13 seed to advance to sweet 16. If they had been seeded higher, at 8 or 9, their chance to advance would have been worse, having to face #1 seed

Posted Wednesday March 06, 2013, About: Marmol's Chicago days numbered, Tigers interested

Holy Cow! Carlos Mammal has just walked in another run. Boy oh boy. Carlos spelled backward is SOLRAC. Nothing quenches thirst like Budweiser when Carlos walks in another run. Holy Cow!

Posted Thursday February 21, 2013, About: Woodson: Knicks can beat Heat without trade

Ya know, I'm glad I'm not the only one. She is so over-rated. Bar Rafaeli >>> Kate Upon

Posted Thursday February 21, 2013, About: Source on Gordon: 'Nobody wants him'

Haha! That's what happens to you when you cheat! Shoulda have gone to Illinois instead of Indiana, where they feed you Bull Steroids.

Posted Thursday February 21, 2013, About: Woodson: Knicks can beat Heat without trade

*pssssst* not soo loud! (Eh... either that or if Kate Upton eats a bit too much Hardees burgers, she might crush LeBron's knee while riding him)

Posted Thursday February 21, 2013, About: Woodson: Knicks can beat Heat without trade

Tut tut! Ye of little Faith! Of course Knicks can Beat Heat!!!!

Once LeBrons goes down with knee injury... or all of sudden loses mojo after Kate Upton dumps him (We all know she's banging him)

Posted Friday February 15, 2013, About: Harper sets 'crazy' goals for season

Sophomore slump looming for Harper. Teams have figured him out, now it is his turn to adjust to teams attacking his weakness. This year will tell if he is truly a great star, or just above average solid player.

Posted Wednesday February 06, 2013, About: Should Flacco be NFL's highest paid? Agent says ... YES

Flacco is a solid, good QB. But, let's not kid ourselves. He is faaaaaar from elite or Top 5 QB. He just is not. Paying him $ 20 mil will ruin the Ravens

Posted Wednesday February 06, 2013, About: Should Flacco be NFL's highest paid? Agent says ... YES

Is He better than Peyton Manning? Tom Brady? Drew Brees? Aaron Rodgers? Eli Manning? Colin Caepernick? Russell Wilson? RGIII?