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Posted Wednesday July 08, 2009, About: Leafs, Stars chasing Gustavsson
Turco is too inconsistent, Dallas will get their man, we always do.
Posted Thursday July 02, 2009, About: Knicks losing Kidd to Mavs
Thats because NYers think they own everything. The only team or owner I should say that can truly get whomever he wants is committing battery in my profile picture
Posted Wednesday July 01, 2009, About: Parcells intrigued by Vick?
HA! You guys bashed me in my TD yesterday saying this was a good fit! EAT CROW YOU ****
Posted Friday June 26, 2009, About: Zubov's Dallas home for sale
Nooooo! Zuby was the glue in Dallas, man we are going to miss him.
Posted Friday June 26, 2009, About: Cowboys QB to play with Tiger
Words can't express how stupid that statement was.

It is June. 26th. First game is Sept 10. I think it is okay for him to play golf and ignore idiots like you who say he shouldnt be playing golf, a once in a lifetime opportunity with the world' #1.

Have fun with Shaun Hill. Or Alex Smith or that other guy. I'm sure they are all studying their playbook somewhere as I type. That or visiting San Fran's local "meat market".

Y'all be good, I'll see you out there.
Posted Thursday June 25, 2009, About: Will Rockets swap T-Mac for Amare?
The Suns are obviously trying to clear cap space for the 2010 Free Agency Bonanza
Posted Thursday June 25, 2009, About: Ranger admits using Conte supplements
LOL Alanis Morrisett reference! Another first for FN!
Posted Friday June 19, 2009, About: Nowitzki seeks sole custody of unborn baby
Dirk would be an awesome Dad
Posted Tuesday June 16, 2009, About: Shaq hinting at Mavs trade?
This isn't Dallas Morning News propaganda either, this might have some truth behind it
Posted Tuesday June 16, 2009, About: Shaq hinting at Mavs trade?
Shaq is going to Tweet his way to Dallas soon.
Posted Friday June 12, 2009, About: Wizards-Spurs deal in works?
No way they trade Manu. No way in H. I dont know how many of you have been down there or have friends from there but if you have/do then you know Manu is God. Every billboard south of Austin has Manu on it, not Timmy or Tony, just Manu. The bald spot will be back and ready to go next year.
Posted Thursday June 11, 2009, About: Mavs won't let Kidd leave for nothing
Kidd is a great point guard. He had nothing to do with Dallas not beating Denver
Posted Monday June 08, 2009, About: Tiki's TV stock plummeting
Tiki is number one...in his own book. I love to see this happen, especially to a Giant
Posted Wednesday June 03, 2009, About: Is Jerry Jones broke?
God this article is going to make Jerry spend a lot of money today. I hope he spends it on a free agent
Posted Wednesday June 03, 2009, About: Dirk's dad questions ex-fiancee's motives
the DMN sucks guys, everyone in the DFW area knows you gotta read the Star-Telegram. the DMN is up there with the Enquirer and US Weekly (Teen edition). this is just some page filler for their failing newspaper
Posted Wednesday June 03, 2009, About: Swedish goalie to visit Leafs
Good thing Dallas has all the Swedes already, that would be sweet if we added this one too
Posted Tuesday June 02, 2009, About: Stars to change spending strategy
The Stars are a pretty good franchise, I have faith in them. They seem to be the one bright spot on Hicks' record of ownership
Posted Tuesday June 02, 2009, About: Mavericks high on Hill
The Mavs should try for Amare this offseason, forget this chump
Posted Thursday May 28, 2009, About: Nugget: Lakers bought Game 5 win
News Flash: The NBA is fake
Posted Thursday May 28, 2009, About: Owner open to selling Rangers
Dear God,

Make Mark Cuban buy the Rangers, thanks.
Posted Thursday May 28, 2009, About: Kidd rethinking free agency?
I have a sick feeling the Mavericks are going to get Lebron (thats if Cleveland doesnt win it all by the time he hits free agency)
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