Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Should Derek Jeter consider retirement?

"Find one shortstop in the modern era who produced at 39."

No problem. Omar Vizquel, age 39, 2006. Hit .295, 4 HR, 58 RBI, 24-for-31 on SBs, 22 2B, 10 3B, while winning a Gold Glove (one he actually deserved, unlike all of Jeter's).

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Should Derek Jeter consider retirement?

"Find one shortstop in the modern era who produced at 39."

No problem. Omar Vizquel, age 39, 2006. Hit .295, 4 HR, 58 RBI, 24-for-31 on SBs, 22 2B, 10 3B, while winning a Gold Glove (one he actually deserved, unlike all of Jeter's).

Posted Monday February 27, 2012, About: Colts can't watch Manning throw before option bonus deadline

"So owner Jim Irsay, general manager Ryan Grigson and coach Chuck Pagano won't have a firsthand look at how Manning is performing before March 8, the deadline for the team to decide whether or not to pay him a $28 million roster bonus."

Suuuuuuuuuuure they won't.

Posted Monday February 27, 2012, About: Colts can't watch Manning throw before option bonus deadline

"So owner Jim Irsay, general manager Ryan Grigson and coach Chuck Pagano won't have a firsthand look at how Manning is performing before March 8, the deadline for the team to decide whether or not to pay him a $28 million roster bonus."

Suuuuuuuuuuure they won't.

Posted Wednesday December 28, 2011, About: Bryzgalov losing grip on Winter Classic start

Why does everyone seem to talk about the Winter Classic as though it were the Stanley Cup Finals? It's cool, of course, but it's a regular season game in January.

Posted Saturday June 18, 2011, About: Michigan AD considering mascot

It might help to lure fans by having a mascot. Or you could try beating Ohio State once in awhile.

Posted Saturday April 23, 2011, About: LeBron: Cleveland wasn't my city or team

You know what would be awesome? If LeBron would just shut his mouth.

Posted Sunday March 27, 2011, About: Will Browns start Delhomme over McCoy?

Yeah. Lots of people do, jackhole.

Posted Friday December 10, 2010, About: Crawford signing bothers ... Liverpool

I do not care what Chris Whelan or any of his hooligan friends think.

Posted Thursday December 02, 2010, About: Jeter talks hit another snag?

I don't disagree with the notion that Jeter made significant contributions to the game and the team. No one who is genuinely honest can say that. The point is that he was compensated HANDSOMELY for those contributions at the time that he made them. He is going to be paid this season for what he does THIS SEASON, not what he did in the past. If the Yankees think it's worth $15 million to keep a shortstop that has no range and hit .270 last year, they're crazy. If Derek Jeter thinks he is worth more than that, as he apparently does, then he is beyond help.

Posted Thursday December 02, 2010, About: Jeter talks hit another snag?

If you don't know who Tulowitzki is, you haven't been paying attention to the game since at least 2006.

Posted Sunday November 21, 2010, About: Jeter's agent baffled by Yankees' tactics

He was compensated handsomely in the past for his past contributions. His 2011 paycheck will be for his 2011 contributions, just like EVERYBODY ELSE. Shut yer yap, crybaby.

Posted Wednesday October 20, 2010, About: Why Yankee Stadium fan had beef with A-Rod

ROFLMAO until next Tuesday.

Posted Tuesday October 05, 2010, About: Jeter 'worth' $5 million a year?

Jeter is a hall of famer thanks to the lineups that have surrounded him throughout his career. He's never played on a team that wasn't an offensive juggernaut. If he had played his entire career in Kansas City, he's probably hoping to get 2000 hits rather than 3000, and he's probably looking at a contract somewhere in the neighborhood of $3-4 million per year.

Jeter is the most overrated player I've ever seen in my entire life, and he's a hall of famer. That's simply amazing.

Posted Sunday October 03, 2010, About: LeBron: Why am I a target?

I thought LeBron and "Mav" answered this question already. It's because he's well-endowed, you know, pigmentationally.

Posted Monday September 20, 2010, About: Is Tony Romo the issue in Dallas?

Wow. You sound just like Yankee fans, and you're both jokes.

Posted Monday September 20, 2010, About: Williams eyes starting role with Cavs

Ferry was a 3rd string SF too.

Posted Monday September 20, 2010, About: Girardi to Cubs? Guillen to Marlins?

1. Beginning an argument with "I've been a (insert team name) fan for (insert number) years and..." renders whatever you're about to say null and void.

2. Joe doesn't care what you think. Why bother addressing him? If you want to BS with us about what Joe should or shouldn't do, proceed. But I promise you, Joe doesn't care what you think.

3. The haters, of which I am one, don't hate you because of your success. I don't hate the Lakers, Celtics, Red Wings, Canadiens, Cowboys, or 49ers. I do hate the Steelers but only because they're a rival of my team, not because of their success. The haters hate the Yankees, their fans, and specifically guys like you because of your obnoxiousness. As a group, Yankee fans are a bunch of jerks. With comments like "It's a NY thing baby so chew on it," you're showing you're in that class, for lack of a better term, of individual.

Posted Wednesday September 08, 2010, About: Video game takes sides in Ovie vs. Sid debate

If you reversed the names, and thus moved your argument 180 degrees from where you took it, I'd agree with you.

I think Sid will sleep soundly despite these rankings. The Stanley Cup ring on his nightstand is comforting.