Jagr shall reside well under the hammer and sickle...Where Thor but has the Hammer. So yeild and Back! BACK to the KHL! Or answer to the fury of my hammer!"
I saw the beady beast's eyes. It will not stop until all of Phoenix is destroyed, until Balsille has been broken! You have brought about a new Ragnarok down upon us all Evil Dwarf!
No, Coach! I beg you, hear my words! Punish me as you will, but I cannot forsake my heart to the team! My strength, my limbs, my very life are in thy service, sire, but even a mere oft injured mortal hath the right to love without a heart!
Oh, by Odin's smelly hockeysocks! Rock giants crumble under the blow of the mighty Mjolnir & more mightily of The thought of The Great One dropping a dime into the stadium.
On one hand, he would like a new owner to be a part of (or at least aware of) the selection process, ~ ~ A wise consideration... else thine new owner may steal-eth thy powers and change-eth thine cool helmet Joe.
So yeild and Back! BACK to the KHL!
Or answer to the fury of my hammer!"
[smashes the cup]
No, Coach! I beg you, hear my words! Punish me as you will, but I cannot forsake my heart to the team! My strength, my limbs, my very life are in thy service, sire, but even a mere oft injured mortal hath the right to love without a heart!
Rock giants crumble under the blow of the mighty Mjolnir & more mightily of The thought of The Great One dropping a dime into the stadium.
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A wise consideration... else thine new owner may steal-eth thy powers and change-eth thine cool helmet Joe.
Now get thee off to Pegguard with haste.
Thoust needeth a Playoff Goalie!