The Republic of Sport

Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Will Duke or UNC land top recruit?

Don't hate me. Look at the football team.

Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Will Duke or UNC land top recruit?

I got lucky as a neutral, no home team Canadian. My Aunt's a UNC alum, so I went with them.

Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Will Duke or UNC land top recruit?

Bing.

Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Will Duke or UNC land top recruit?

Yahoo!

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Rivera is unreal.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

The actors in Cats were a little confused.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Not hard to figure out. I can hear it in Halifax.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Or, for me, Maple Leafs.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Night, Atro.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Seeing your child crying on Oprah is probably one of the five worst-case-scenario thoughts going through your mind when you first become a parent, right up there with running off with a man/woman twice her/his age, getting a face tattoo, and becoming a Mets fan.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

You make it seem as if this is a regular occurence when the newborn is out.

No high five, my hands are clean.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

I mean, I was just referring to her feelings. Not me or anything.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Definitely. And he does it without a drop of alcohol.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

My Kuwaiti roommate gets more poon than I do. So, yes.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

I'm worried that she'd think the soggy mess was a harbinger of things to come.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Lucky guy. I'll need to expand my culinary repertoire if I'm going to get any meaningful action. Right now, I'm the Jim Sorgi of womanizers.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Hopefully pizza, I'm hungry.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

It was a special Eastern European release. If I do end up going to Russia on exchange, I'll need to burn every copy of it.

Both definitions of burn work.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Chocolate Syrup and Lech Walesa.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

I hear it goes best with a yard of polish sausages.

Posted Saturday October 17, 2009, About: Anti-Semitic remark bans singer from Yankee Stadium

Trust me. I've done it. Don't tell my rabbi.