Posted Sunday December 09, 2012, About: Five teams where Michael Vick might land in 2013

I like Vick going to the Jets and then waiting the entire season to play along with Tim Tebow.

Posted Thursday November 29, 2012, About: Wilson may be an ex-Giant after Friday

Under Wilson's contrat, I believe that if he does leave, the Giants get to keep his beard.

Posted Saturday September 01, 2012, About: Reid officially on a very hot seat

Terry Gross for Eagle's Coach!

Posted Saturday August 11, 2012, About: FBI probing Sandusky, booster roles in pedophile ring allegation

Oy. If there is more to this, then maybe they'll have to change the name to Ped State.

Posted Wednesday August 08, 2012, About: Rex blasts Jets after more fights

Wow. They're even more pathetic than the Cowboys and the Broncos. I'm impressed.

Posted Saturday July 21, 2012, About: Michael Jordan draws crowds to celebrity tourney

>> Michael Jordan draws crowds to celebrity tourney

I thought perhaps he showed up at the tournament wearing nothing but his Hanes underwear. Thank goodness I was wrong.

Posted Saturday June 16, 2012, About: Kings take Stanley Cup to Vegas

Don't tell me they're gonna gamble with the Stanley Cup. Isn't anything sacred anymore?

Posted Friday March 09, 2012, About: Papelbon: Philly fans 'know the game better'

Who cares about all of the Papelbon pettiness? Just give me a big bucket of some good ole homemade fried chicken and some microbrewed beer, and I'm good.

Posted Saturday February 18, 2012, About: Francona still hurt by Red Sox firing

Terry, thanks for what you did in years past. All the free fried chicken and beer for you for the rest of your life! Get a hold of me, and I will make it happen.

Posted Sunday February 12, 2012, About: Will Lloyd end up with Patriots?

Yep. It's a done deal -- Ocho is going to the Jets. He's also going to get special permission from the NFL to make his 8 bigger than his 5.

Posted Tuesday February 07, 2012, About: Gronkowski, Light partied on stage after loss

Something to ease the pain -- physical, mental, etc..

Posted Wednesday February 01, 2012, About: Ochocinco OK with fading star

My prediction: Tom Unodos to Chad Ochocinco for sietetres yards and uno TD. Comprende?

Posted Thursday January 12, 2012, About: Davis in over his head

Time to consider moving the franchise to Bakersfield. Would they even be welcome there?

Posted Thursday January 12, 2012, About: Brady more ornery than ever

Chad's clueless. He don't even know how to count in Spanish.

Posted Saturday January 07, 2012, About: Bucs lining up Sherman?

Why Mike Sherman? Must be the good ole boys network in action once again. Maybe the Bucaneers ought to consider a woman.

Posted Thursday January 05, 2012, About: Celtics have a new cult hero

The Celts are going all the way this year. Yeah, right.

Posted Thursday January 05, 2012, About: Spagnuolo wants to coach, Eagles in play

I think the Cowboys would be very wise to nab Spags as a replacement for Ryan.

Posted Monday January 02, 2012, About: T.O. wants to be a Niner again

Has he played for the Raiders yet?

Posted Wednesday December 28, 2011, About: Sideline chats with Jones won't go away in Dallas

Hey Jerry, Tony LaRusa's auctioning that piece of crap bullpen phone on eBay. Go get it.

Posted Thursday November 24, 2011, About: Cooley's take: Haynesworth hates football

I am going to momentarily move my focus from Chris Cooley to what Chris Cooley said. Now that I have done that, I find some agreement with what he said.

Posted Monday October 31, 2011, About: Dolphins left chasing Fisher and Gruden?

How about Tony Soprano? He can start by doing the hit on Sporano. Batta Bing. Batta Boom.