Posted Thursday June 06, 2013, About: Brandt Snedeker a contender at U.S. Open?

Beautiful, Jake.

Word.

Posted Wednesday June 05, 2013, About: Why is the U.S. Open so special to golfers?

I'm going to start subscribing to Pro Golf Now.

Posted Wednesday June 05, 2013, About: Tiger Woods close to inking new deal with Nike

Yep.

And this is coming from a company that can't make in-roads with the golfing public pertaining to irons and such.

I read that little vignette in some golf rag picked up in the seat pocket in front of me.

Posted Wednesday June 05, 2013, About: What's in store for the U.S. Open?

This horse died on the track.

No point in continuing to hit it with the crop.

Posted Tuesday June 04, 2013, About: Charlotte Motor Speedway wants X Games

Obviously.

Sarcasm doesn't translate well when writing.

Posted Tuesday June 04, 2013, About: Matt Kuchar gets second win of year at Memorial

I'll take that loopy, fat-headed Keegan Bradley, Rex.

Posted Monday June 03, 2013, About: Charlotte Motor Speedway wants X Games

Why isn't Danica Patrick mentioned in this article?

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Keegan Bradley sets course record at TPC Four Seasons Resort

This track is a ranch.

I'm still gonna go and watch these jokers hack it around this weekend and next at the venerable Colonial.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Tiger Woods: I would never phone in a violation

Exactly.

"Jane says, I'm done with Sergio."

Apologies to Jane's Addiction.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Tiger Woods: I would never phone in a violation

Frankly, what's far more interesting is understanding the swing thoughts that compelled this

joker to dump two in the pond on 17.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Tiger Woods: I would never phone in a violation

I hear what you're sayin', Rex.

I don't see this Nedrich cat conspiring to support Woods' take.

At the end of the day, we're talking about a crowd reaction to Tiger pulling a club.

Who the hell cheers that? (I know, the Woods apologist/sycophant)

How the hell does Woods control that? (He can't)

When does Garcia sack up and not let this on-course flotsam get in his head? (Never)

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Tiger Woods: I would never phone in a violation

Seems these recent comments by one Brian Nedrich provide some vindication for Tiger.

Sloppy journalism.

Posted Monday April 29, 2013, About: Inbee Park holds lead at North Texas Shootout

Yes, but will she hold up in a North Korean shootout?

Posted Monday April 22, 2013, About: Suzann Pettersen wins LPGA LOTTE Championship

Well, there you go.

You're on your way to complete and total hegemonic domination of the planet.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Brian Davis opens RBC Heritage with first round lead

I've heard of this cat, but it's because I read the "Who's Who of Who the Hell Are They."

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Tiger Woods named Avis Player of the Month

Glad to have you back, Jonis.

Posted Saturday March 23, 2013, About: Justin Rose puts on putting clinic at Bay Hill

You certainly held serve and didn't disappoint.

Posted Friday March 22, 2013, About: Tom Watson announces changes for 2014 Ryder Cup

Drink more aiming fluid.

Posted Friday March 22, 2013, About: Yani Tseng dropped from KIA Classic

Rex,

I, too, would like to add my thanks for your efforts in shouldering the heavy load of keeping track of all this crap.

To me, it's not about the golf. It's the witty reparte and masterful bon mots that get dropped around here.

Some of you cats are pretty funny. That's why I can't tear myself away from our little village of the damned.

Posted Thursday March 21, 2013, About: Brandt Snedeker will return for Bay Hill

I fought through the excrement of FN to post something.

Posted Wednesday March 20, 2013, About: Brandt Snedeker will return for Bay Hill

Graeme McDowell is my pick.