Helen Gone's Comments

Posted Tuesday March 04, 2014, About: Legend of Syndergaard growing
Oh, translator!
Posted Wednesday January 22, 2014, About: Rory McIlroy calls two-shot penalty 'stupid rule'
I can kinda see Raggedy Andy's point.

Arcane rules.
Posted Monday December 02, 2013, About: Adam Scott 'gutted' after Australian Open loss
Harry, I hear you my man.

I know a guy who can even the score. (For a small sum, of course.)
Posted Tuesday November 19, 2013, About: Tiger Woods believes Rory McIlroy will turn things around
That, and he recently lost a headcover.
Posted Thursday November 14, 2013, About: Tiger Woods believes Rory McIlroy will turn things around
Look at me go.
Posted Thursday November 14, 2013, About: Tiger Woods believes Rory McIlroy will turn things around
That's any interesting question, Harry.

There's a website called oldestlivingprofootball.com and they give a range of ages 63 - 68 as an average for former NFL players en masse.

It seems if you were a former defensive lineman, you're up defecation creek. You may enjoy an average life expectancy around 58 years or so.
Posted Thursday November 14, 2013, About: Tiger Woods believes Rory McIlroy will turn things around
Well done, Bish, on the Todd Christensen salute.
Posted Thursday November 14, 2013, About: Tiger Woods believes Rory McIlroy will turn things around
Hello Slap. Hello to Harry, Bish, and Rex too.

I swim through on occasion to see what you cat's are up to.

It warms my heart to see you venerable stalwarts of the golf threads puttin' up the funny reparte'. You guys are the only reason I come back. Otherwise, this thread might as well be the movie "Ishtar".

Poor golf content, my rheumy old bones, my failing (but very expensive) baboon eyes transplant and general malaise of not giving an "eff" have conspired to keep me away from these hallowed grounds.
Posted Monday November 11, 2013, About: Tiger Woods believes Rory McIlroy will turn things around
This axe you keep grinding is blunt and shapeless.
Posted Wednesday October 23, 2013, About: Tatsuya Kawajiri signs with UFC
Japanese fighters are like Japanese food.

You want to fight them again an hour later.
Posted Tuesday August 27, 2013, About: Greg Norman: I was too stubborn to win more
My mistake.

Harry made the point.
Posted Tuesday August 27, 2013, About: Greg Norman: I was too stubborn to win more
I agree with this.

I'm not trying to scoreboard everyone here, but I was in the throng of humanity at Augusta and witnessed it first hand. Lest we forget, Faldo played some spectacular golf, too.

Bish, has a point. Van deVelde is French an the French enjoy failure. They fail with elan.
Posted Monday July 15, 2013, About: Saints coach Sean Payton testing out career as caddie
Thank you, Rex.
Posted Monday July 15, 2013, About: Saints coach Sean Payton testing out career as caddie
I'm casting my lot with a cat who has a slew of Top 10's this year.

Breaking through with a major would be a lark.
Posted Monday July 15, 2013, About: Saints coach Sean Payton testing out career as caddie
Rex,

I'll take Graham DeLaet, if you please.
Posted Sunday June 23, 2013, About: Can Michael Kim win the U.S. Open?
Well Jake, now that I've been listening to it, download the "Bruised Orange" album.
Posted Saturday June 22, 2013, About: Can Michael Kim win the U.S. Open?
Jake,

I'd probably start with his anthology album then work out from there.

His name is John Prine and he's still out there strumming and crooning.

He's probably most known for his song "Angel from Montgomery", but that isn't his best work lyric-wise. Slap can back me up there.

He was makin' the rounds in NYC a few months ago doin' his thing.
Posted Saturday June 22, 2013, About: Can Michael Kim win the U.S. Open?
Slap,

I knew there was something about you I was really gonna dig.

I can't argue with a single thing you said.

I first saw him play in some dump in Boulder, CO about 30 years ago.

The hook of love was set deep in my jowl.
Posted Thursday June 20, 2013, About: Can Michael Kim win the U.S. Open?
Sing it with me......

I am an old woman named after my mother
My old man is another child that's grown old
If dreams were lightning thunder was desire
This old house would have burnt down a long time ago

I'm gettin' my Prine on.
Peace and love.
Posted Thursday June 06, 2013, About: Brandt Snedeker a contender at U.S. Open?
Beautiful, Jake.

Word.
Posted Wednesday June 05, 2013, About: Why is the U.S. Open so special to golfers?
I'm going to start subscribing to Pro Golf Now.
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