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Phil Anderer

Phil Anderer's Comments

Posted Wednesday November 25, 2009, About: Trevino jabs back at Goydos

Yeah, he was a great golfer. He's also turned into a cartoon character.

I've seen him at 5 or 6 tour stops. Same old jokes each time and same comments on the course and course conditions.

Trevino's tiresome schtick.

Posted Thursday October 29, 2009, About: LPGA unhappy with Whan leak

Without, right now.

You?

Posted Thursday October 29, 2009, About: LPGA unhappy with Whan leak

This cat needed a job.

Badly!

Posted Thursday October 29, 2009, About: Daly's lost even more weight

A little touchy today, 'Nutz?

And "smarmy"?

Hardly.

Sophisticated, well-travelled and erudite, yes.

Smarmy, never.

Posted Thursday October 29, 2009, About: Daly's lost even more weight

How the hell are you going to "support" him?

Posted Monday October 26, 2009, About: Henry's driver gets Callaway in hot water

Those crazy tour pro's.

Their wacky antics are always on the cutting edge, comedy-wise.

Posted Thursday October 15, 2009, About: Kim splits with caddie

He's helpin' a brutha out employment-wise and all.

Wait 'till he has to ****-can his pard.

Posted Thursday October 15, 2009, About: Sorenstam may return for 2016 Olympics

Two words: Torn up.

Posted Tuesday October 13, 2009, About: Pavin indirectly criticizes Azinger

*hooligan

Posted Tuesday October 13, 2009, About: Pavin indirectly criticizes Azinger

Yet, what we do have now, behind the ropes, is the addition of a new problem: the young, stupid, belligerent, drunk and especially know-nothing attendee who is only there in body, not in mind. He might just as easily be attending a downtown parade.

Yeah, that's right.

This thing is going to be attended by a portion of the local "soccer holligan" gentry, fueled by Castlemaine XXXX and smokes, replete with tats and piercings, looking to kick in some yankee skulls.

Posted Tuesday October 13, 2009, About: Did Tour bungle Jordan's Cup presence?

Phil is white, and soft to the touch.

Posted Sunday October 11, 2009, About: Mickelson out of uniform?

Yeah, man.

That's what really bugs me.

These guys really have to get it together on the wardrobe front.

Geez.

Posted Thursday October 08, 2009, About: Why golf may not work in Rio Olympics

Honestly, why would I "make belief" on something like this.

The fact is, Brazil is a second world country and roving populations of opportunists systematically work this way in Rio, and in every other large city around the world. I was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Frankly, I couldn't care less whether you think it's "make belief" or not.

Posted Wednesday October 07, 2009, About: Will LPGA give OK to 14-year-old?

I dig the comments Jonis makes. He keeps it all grounded, you know? The fact is, you don't know shinola about Jonis. You know a damn sight less about him than I do. He's a-okay, man.

Another thing, if you're going to use 50 cent words like "bloviate", string together correct sentences while on your rant.

It's like Chill Wills acting in a Cecil B. DeMille production. Great visuals but you're tripping all over your lines.

Posted Wednesday October 07, 2009, About: Will LPGA give OK to 14-year-old?

She needs to bite things off in smaller chunks.

Get through high school first.

Posted Wednesday October 07, 2009, About: Will LPGA give OK to 14-year-old?

Beautiful, Jonis.

But really, we should live in a world right out of the "old white guy" manual. A little slice of heaven conjured up through rheumy eyes and conservative minds.

We will pray for you.

Posted Wednesday October 07, 2009, About: Why golf may not work in Rio Olympics

This is going to be an Olympic event like no other.

A city where the murder rate is high and 90% of said murders remain unsolved.

In fact, the last time I was in Rio, walking to work from my hotel, I was surrounded by 13-15 8 to 10 year olds with large sticks, broken cricket bats, etc.

They told me to give up my watch or they were gonna beat the **** outta me - in nearly perfect English.

A passing cab driver bailed me out. That character hauled me the rest of the way to work and received a huge tip.

Posted Tuesday October 06, 2009, About: Why Norman-Evert marriage fizzled

"the old piece of zwiback."

That's the funniest thing I've read on FN in a long time.

That's good, Jonis, real good.

Posted Monday October 05, 2009, About: Report: Tabloid signs Tiger to exclusive

Butch came in here using nukes to kill flies.

Next time, just bring a fly-swatter.

Posted Monday October 05, 2009, About: What is Tiger's course design fee?

What the hell are you talking about? What does he need a degree in golf course engineering/ design for?

He can hire people for that. He can visualize what he wants and the experts can advise him on whether it's plausible or not.

There's a helluva lot of golf pro's out there designing golf courses without "golf course engineering/design degrees."

Posted Wednesday September 30, 2009, About: Friedgen's Maryland job safe - for now

Gary Williams seems to have this problem, too.

He's let a few get away.