Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Chris Ivory vying for Jets starting job

I meant that, were I a player in the NFL, I would resist any effort to make me a Jet because it would be a waste of those years of my career. Most players only get a few years in the league. So I'm saying the current state of the Jets is "career sucking black hole". The "next few years" just means until Ryan's gone and his mess has been swept up as much as possible.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: James Casey undergoes knee surgery

And darn sure no one wished they'd post every story twice in the same day.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Chris Ivory vying for Jets starting job

All kidding aside, I've always liked this kid and I genuinely feel bad for him that he's playing for that team at this time. It just seems like a place where careers go to die for the next few years. The Jets fans should stage a coup d'etat.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Leroy Harris works out for Detroit

Leroy Harris Works Out For Detroit. Okay. You rarely hear about anything working out for the Lions these days.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Johnny Jolly will join Packers for OTAs

I hope he'll do well. He has a hell of an incentive not to backslide and get into codeine again: a five year stretch he'd probably have to do all of. He was sentenced to six years, but he did less than a year. Shock Probation. They suspend the other five years and give him ten years of what usually amounts to zero tolerance probation. The point is he only gets the second chance. Won't be a third. Not in the NFL, anyway.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: James Casey undergoes knee surgery

[i]"There was speculation cutting Maysonet, who received a $10,000 signing bonus, was a sign of a rift between general manager Howie Roseman and coach Chip Kelly."[/i]

I believe the notion of a rift was a Florio creation.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Careless Jets already steaming Ryan

Naw, he got excited about it for a minute and then realized ANYone can pick Sanchez.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Joe Namath think Jets wasted draft pick on Geno Smith

I'm trying to remember what I thought of the story twelve hours ago. Hmmm. Not much.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Jerry takes the heat off Garrett

No one said there's no other QB, we said "who are you going to get who is as good as Romo". I stand by the question. Seriously, who was a better option out there? Romo hasn't reached his potential, agreed, but he's still much better than anyone who was available. If you can name a QB who IS better and was available this year we'll modify our opinions. As far as Garrett, though... I don't think you can even jokingly say he's the best option, but none of it matters anyway because JJ is still the idiot wizard behind the curtain.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Namath: Jets wasted Smith pick

Barnum & Bailey must not be hiring.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Why Vick's still No. 1 (for now)

Fannation's Eagles fans read that and sob into their corn flakes.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Jerry takes the heat off Garrett

Well, it makes sense for Chuckie to be there, considering the horror show JJ is producing.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Namath: Jets wasted Smith pick

They can't vote him out. He's great-great-great-grandfathered in.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Steelers open OTAs with plenty of questions

Oh no no no, my friend, you should tell it like it is. Your Tribe just DESTROYED my Mariners. Three walkoff HRs in three games? Know what Dave Sims, our play-by-play guy, said to Mike Blowers, our color guy? "Race you to the airport." Amen to that. They couldn't get out of Cleveland fast enough.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: NFL owners prioritizing stadium upgrades over player safety

I hate to admit it, because I really don't like Fansided, but that was funny.

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: Steelers open OTAs with plenty of questions

Doesn't matter. The point is Cleveland's going nowhere anytime soon.

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: Gronkowski surgery is successful

Next week he goes in for another surgery to have the beer helmet removed from his fat head.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Gronk told to curb his enthusiasm?

Hmm. I had some pretty wild times when I was young, and I'm pretty sure partying with Gronk in Vegas wouldn't top them.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: On the Jets: 'Do these guys do background checks?'

Texas is a very different place from... like... anywhere else. If my grandmother got busted here in Washington state with an unregistered gun with hollow points she'd be in the KingCo Jail in no time flat.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Gronk told to curb his enthusiasm?

Who would spend $40,000 for that? That's the kind of money you spend to take a year-long trip around the world. For forty grand you can summit Everest or do any number of other things that would be a highlight of your life. Why would you spend 40k to party with a clueless dude like Gronk?

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Bruce Irvin is sixth Seahawk to test positive for PEDs

Oh bloody ******g great.