Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Cowboys' Brandon Carr almost quit football after one workout

Show us on the doll exactly where he put that dog, Brandon.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: 'Suicidal thoughts' aired in Mario Williams' engagement ring lawsuit

It's all a big game for the legal crowd. Whoever has the best liar for a lawyer wins.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Manti Te'o attends Maxim party to support fake girlfriend

He left alone, so yeah. He got some IS. Imaginary Strange.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: TBS developing reality show about Packer fans

I see how it looked like I was saying Packer fans are scum. I wasn't, actually. I was talking about the Jersey Shore Housewives of Honeyboobooland. That kind of reality show. Just the lowest common denominator stuff.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Jets' RB Mike Goodson arrested for possession of drugs, weapons

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Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: TBS developing reality show about Packer fans

Creativity costs more money than a bunch of yokels who are willing to work for food. And the opportunity to act like scum in front of a million people.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Jets' RB Mike Goodson arrested for possession of drugs, weapons

Seriously! At this point I think it's a minor miracle the Boston Bomber wasn't on the roster.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Josh Cribbs says Jets' worries a 'negotiation tactic'

It's starting to seem like only the Jets and Cowboys have made personnel moves lately. At least it is if you're reading T&R every day.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Vikings shift QB Webb to full-time WR

Is there any story T&R won't run twice a day?

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Will Joe Webb succeed at wide receiver for Vikings?

I dunno, DD, I think any real Viking fan with the ability to time travel will be heading way back to watch Eller, Page, Larson and Marshall chomp offensive lines to bits. In a happier Minnesota, before Christian Ponder was even born.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: After accident, Donte Stallworth cleared for football

Never thought of it that way.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Is EJ Manuel poised for success in Buffalo?

Well now that's cheating.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Dwight Freeney leaves San Diego without contract

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That's just cold.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Rob Gronkowski likely to undergo fourth surgery on forearm

The timetable for his return nearly overlaps with the timetable for his next stint on IR.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: After accident, Donte Stallworth cleared for football

Pretty sure this is the first time T&R ever included the words "freak hot-air balloon accident".

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Jets' RB Mike Goodson arrested for possession of drugs, weapons

Jets just signed this guy on March 15th. They can't do anything right lately. This is the chump who made the throat-slashing gesture at the enemy crowd after scoring a TD a few years back. His dad's doing a long stretch for mortgage fraud. You can't fix stupid, but apparently you can inherit it.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: TBS developing reality show about Packer fans

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Cowboys sign Anthony Hargrove

One of the most gut-wrenching injuries I remember seeing. Scared the hell out of us all. But I'm pretty sure his career actually was over, effectively, with that hit. It took a year and a half to become official, but that was all she wrote.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Randy Moss unsure if he'll play in 2013

Four earned runs for Darvish is almost as shocking as eight earned runs for Verlander.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Randy Moss unsure if he'll play in 2013

Fine, so long as Favre doesn't become Threadzilla again. You?

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Cowboys sign Anthony Hargrove

For some reason the only significant thing I remember about Hargrove's time in Seattle is when he just about killed Johnny Knox.