Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Unnamed Jet: Team through with Sanchez

Fixed it.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: If Allen's going out, it will be with a mullet

As they used to say about records climbing the chards, "Number 1 with a mullet!"

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Rams switch 400-pounder to offense

The ball could end up somewhere that the other team doesn't want to recover it.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Cowboys' Josh Brent could have bail revoked

He's facing serious jail time. I wouldn't begrudge him a social drink or two. On the other hand, if he was trying to drive after drinking, then maybe it's better to protect the public even if it means locking him up.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Rams switch 400-pounder to offense

Another Eureka! moment.

Make him a receiver for the Jets. Hey, if your quarterback can't hit his receivers, you just need bigger receivers, right?

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Rams switch 400-pounder to offense

He'd be the widest receiver, that's for sure.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Rams switch 400-pounder to offense

Thin? Well, not with Tom Brown out there.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Unnamed Jet: Team through with Sanchez

It's Rex. Saying it was a player is just pre-season play-action.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: If Allen's going out, it will be with a mullet

It might have to be 15 yards for Unsportsmanlike Haircut or Illegal Hair in the Back.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Urlacher would have played for Cowboys

The Dark Lord wouldn't give him half of what the Bears would have paid him.

There was more to Urlacher's odyssey this spring than wanting to play for a contender.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Rams switch 400-pounder to offense

He's the guy they send in when they need a break but don't want to waste a timeout or a spike down. He falls down and it takes 15 minutes to bring in a front loader to get him off the field.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: RGIII sets ambitious return goal

He wants to do punt and kickoff returns, too. [i]Many[/i] happy returns for RG-III.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Rams switch 400-pounder to offense

I can't imagine a guy this size would be mobile enough to block an NFL-level defensive end. And it's kind of a giveaway to only put him in on running plays.

Short-yardage blocking fullback.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Unnamed Jet: Team through with Sanchez

The tat is his wife wearing a #6 Jets jersey.

Can you imagine the hangover he must have had after drinking enough to do something like that?

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Urlacher would have played for Cowboys

Sit back and wait for the HOF invitation, Brian. It's OK to go out healthy.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Rams switch 400-pounder to offense

[i]"We had him in for a rookie tryout and he had some issues we had to clear up from a physical standpoint."[/i]

They found a tentmaker in Saudi Arabia who said he could make him a pair of pants.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: RGIII sets ambitious return goal

Don't come back too early, dude. You're the man, but you have one of the better backups in the league. No need to rush it.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Unnamed Jet: Team through with Sanchez

I got it! Eureka! I know how to solve the Jets' biggest problem!

Cut Sanchez, and then give #6 to Geno. That way, Rex doesn't have to have his tattoo changed.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Chris Ivory vying for Jets starting job

Well, 'cause you beat me to it.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Ramses Barden re-signs with Giants

Did they name him that because that's the condom that broke?

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Careless Jets already steaming Ryan

If so, it's in a good way.