Posted Tuesday July 19, 2011, About: Rules may take edge off Garrett camp

What's the motto in big-D? Commitment to Excellence? no that's da'raiders. Excellence of Execution? hmmm.....no, Brett the Hitman Hart. Well, they should have a slogan...shouldn't they?

Posted Tuesday July 19, 2011, About: Bradshaw wants Giants, flirting with Miami

amazingly, Ricky is still alive and kicking there.

Posted Tuesday July 19, 2011, About: NFL should punt on HOF game

I was thinking mroe like Judge Dredd...

Posted Tuesday July 19, 2011, About: Packers tell players to be ready Saturday

wooohooo!

Posted Tuesday May 03, 2011, About: Mallett: I'm 'a lot' like Brady

skip the sequels...same special effects, but they were bad.

Posted Tuesday May 03, 2011, About: Mallett: I'm 'a lot' like Brady

If Cam Newton had said this...he'd be crucified in the press. What arrogance! You haven't even played a single down in the NFL.

Posted Tuesday May 03, 2011, About: Vikes about to wave white flag?

You gotta win NOW...the vikes win with defense. Jared Allen ain't getting any younger. One d-end will be lost to free agency. Another suspended for performance drugs. That D will start losing it's potency soon...maybe this year.

Posted Tuesday May 03, 2011, About: Guess what Rex Ryan believes his team can win

Rex said it would be a footrace to the championship...and he wanted to smell it, er, I mean watch it up close.

Posted Tuesday May 03, 2011, About: Broncos send message to Tebow

Not a Broncos fan...but hard to root against this kid.

Posted Monday May 02, 2011, About: Titans plan free-agent spree, eye vet QB

Kirk Hersbstreit just moved his family to nashville. Former Buckeye QB....hmmmm. Could be the scoop of the year! At least he has fresh knees...

Posted Monday May 02, 2011, About: NFL execs skeptical of Nigerian players?

Just what I was thinking...take a poll of the guys he ran over.

Do you think he was soft? Circle YES or NO

Posted Monday May 02, 2011, About: Bengals see Dalton as Day 1 starter

Dalton can learn the Bungles playbook from Madden 2011...that's not a labor violation is it?

I like the headline...like they are some visionaries. Why they "see Dalton as Day 1 starter" is they see "Carson Palmer's ar$ walking out the door". Can you blame the guy?

Posted Monday May 02, 2011, About: Dolphins nearly landed Mallett

I thought it said dolphins land mullet...would have made sense.
Kid wouldn't be able to keep his nose clean in Miami.

Posted Monday May 02, 2011, About: Blank: Falcons are not timid

Deion Sanders is coming out of retirement to play DB for Arthur. And the Falcons are going to sign Herschel Walker...he'll beat the crap out of the other teams best player!

Posted Wednesday December 22, 2010, About: Rodgers cleared for takeoff

You should see Flynn's girlfriend...Lacey Minchew, Miss Louisiana USA 2009! Wow! Beeeeeeeeuuuuuuutiful! She'd boost ticket sales!

Posted Wednesday December 22, 2010, About: Tomlin gives Panthers an edge

Carolina hasa ONE edge over the Steelers...better cheerleaders! Check them out if you don't believe me. Remember when the two were going at it in the bathroom stall a couple of years ago! Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

Posted Wednesday December 15, 2010, About: McNabb on short leash? News to him

Wow...on one page there is talk of the phillies, chisox, celtics and alaskan milf truckers! Thanks FN...I have no doubt the end is near.

Posted Wednesday December 15, 2010, About: Vikes' next starter not yet on roster?

Who needs a QB? Wildcat is comin to Minnesota...eh!

Posted Wednesday December 15, 2010, About: DeSean ups ante on contract discussion

Yeah...cause he wins games without the help of the other 21 guys on either side of the ball.
D-shawn Jacka**! Come back to Atlanta, so the Dunta can knock some more sense into you.

Posted Wednesday December 15, 2010, About: Broncos to consider Fassel?

Wow...Fossil? Don't they have to interview someone living under the Rooney Rule?

Posted Tuesday December 14, 2010, About: Cards looking for wins, not Luck

Jim was my hero when he QB'd in Seattle (yes I'm old). I'm just jealous of his hair...couldn't wear a flat top if my life depended on it. Darn cowlicks!