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Posted Saturday July 11, 2009, About: Will Giants still trade Sanchez after no-hitter?
I would just like to (parenthetically) add that each of you, by every measure against which we judge a man, is an ass wiper.

With the possible exception of SlinkyRedFoot, who, I am told, heroically hoists his heel to that area and rubs vigorously until it's throughly scoured.
Posted Thursday February 05, 2009, About: Rockies: Pitcher's surgery premature
What an utterly splendid plan.
Posted Thursday February 05, 2009, About: Rockies: Pitcher's surgery premature
I'm longing for a fearsome bout of wrestling with Mona Little and a pitched, pugnacious grapple with Tara Holenme.
Posted Tuesday January 20, 2009, About: Magic's Howard attends inauguration
You'll have to speak up, please.
Posted Wednesday December 31, 2008, About: Is Varitek still in Red Sox plans?
May all your pissworthy dreams come true in the new year.

I'm out for lox and Cheetos.

AGLM
Posted Monday December 22, 2008, About: Will D-Backs lose Webb?
Why don't you go wax a carrot?
Posted Monday December 22, 2008, About: Jays like Lowe, might trade Rolen
I lost an eye ball this morning when I fell into the bidet.
Posted Monday December 22, 2008, About: Baldelli leaning toward Red Sox?
Why don't you go rub down a monkey?
Posted Monday December 22, 2008, About: Manny expects 3-year Yankees offer
Or not.
Posted Monday December 22, 2008, About: Manny expects 3-year Yankees offer
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Posted Friday December 12, 2008, About: New look for Red Sox uniforms
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Posted Friday December 12, 2008, About: Phillies shift focus to Ibanez
Full moon tonight.

That's bound to bring the kooks out in full force.

For a refreshing change of intellectual pace, may I recommend a quiet, furtive hour studying the physiotopography of Sienna Miller?
Posted Friday December 12, 2008, About: New look for Red Sox uniforms
Like many of you, I wait to see the opinion of our beloved RedSoxBabe.
Posted Wednesday December 10, 2008, About: Market closing on Varitek
****?

"M??xico"

MEXICO, compadres.

The V Man has a condo in Punta Mita.
Posted Wednesday December 10, 2008, About: Market closing on Varitek
V-Tek will sign with Los Diablos Rojos del M??xico for a Singapore dollar and a life-time supply of Depends.
Posted Wednesday December 10, 2008, About: Dodgers, Red Sox talking to Pettitte
Put that tomato can in a Red Sox uniform and you'll see people jumping off the Zakim Bridge.
Posted Wednesday December 10, 2008, About: Tigers eyeing Mariners closer
That Fuzzy would make a delightful Korean side dish.
Posted Tuesday December 09, 2008, About: Tigers eyeing Mariners closer
Look at that: they zapped me with the auto-censor up there.

I feel so ashamed.
Posted Tuesday December 09, 2008, About: Tigers eyeing Mariners closer
Putz.

I believe "Putz" is a Yiddish slang word connoting the male member.

Now, let me ask you, ladies: if you had a damned named like Putz, wouldn't you lay down a few Franklins to get that sucker changed?

To J.J. Pecker, for instance?

Or J.J. ****?

Or J.J. USS Enterprise, as my sister occasionally calls me.

And my member.

(My "member," incidentally, and to add clarity to violation reporters, refers to American Express, of which I've been a member since the first go with Iraq.)
Posted Tuesday December 09, 2008, About: Twins, Dodgers left wanting Wilson
One picket to Tittsburgh, please.
Posted Tuesday December 09, 2008, About: Possible Dodgers-Yankees deal
That slatternly bruinboy poked that into the top of the net while I was sneezing.
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