Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Price's troubling season takes turn for worse

Playing ML baseball in Tampa ... Priceless.

Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Bard's career nearing precipice

Yip, Yip, Hooray?

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: The biggest flaw in Harper's game

Perhaps it's just some sort of sinus congestion?

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Hamilton: I'm 'off upstairs'

Not a doctor but problem may actually be in the attic.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Best time for Phillies to trade Ryan Howard?

A couple of years ago.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: La Russa has become Phil Jackson and Bill Cowher

Dugout LaRussa is still watching you ...

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: MLB admits blown call in controversial home run ruling

Pretty sure you can rejigger a Roomba to make homerun calls.

Posted Thursday May 09, 2013, About: Angels may make changes under Scioscia

Trout is floundering.

Posted Thursday May 09, 2013, About: The last of Roy Halladay?

"What if Spartacus had a Piper Cub?"

" For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been'. "

Posted Tuesday May 07, 2013, About: Phillies mull trade for Halladay's replacement

One wonders how the Philly fan base, one that's grown accustomed to a perennial "Dream Team" caliber football team, puts up with the Phillies year after year after year.

PS
... after year.

Posted Tuesday May 07, 2013, About: Phillies mull trade for Halladay's replacement

Halladay, Lee, Hamels: zip, nada, zilch, bupkis, at least the Braves were able to win 1 championship.

Posted Sunday May 05, 2013, About: A-Rod's fast recovery tied to Biogenesis Clinic?

I'm as much a Yankee hater as anyone, but why are we not talking about Buchholz and his assortment of game day gels and lubricants? <This post sponsored by the makers of Brylcreem>

Posted Wednesday May 01, 2013, About: New red flags aren't about Strasburg's arm

Stressburg, Chill out.

Posted Wednesday April 24, 2013, About: Latest episode could finish Aceves in Boston

More like Alfraudo, ammi right or ammi right?

Posted Wednesday April 24, 2013, About: Latest episode could finish Aceves in Boston

Buy when everyone else is selling.

Posted Tuesday April 09, 2013, About: Shelled Halladay blames what's between his ears

???90% of the game is half mental.???

??? Yogi Berra

Posted Tuesday April 09, 2013, About: Rosenhaus: Reports on Gronkowski are 'way off'

No team I like better than the Pats but cheaters never prosper.

Posted Sunday April 07, 2013, About: John Lackey gets big scare in Red Sox return

Not to worry, same thing happened to my 96 year old great grandfather when he grabbed the salt shaker. He was back salting his food in a mere 36 months.

Posted Monday March 25, 2013, About: Signs that Nolan Ryan will leave Rangers?

Rumored that he's leaving his wife, Touloula, and moving in with Greg Louganis; they just purchased a sheep farm just north of San Antonio.

Posted Sunday February 17, 2013, About: John Farrell fixing Red Sox's clubhouse culture

They're all such delicate flowers, they need regular watering, direct sunlight and to be fed a ton of manure. Kum Ba Yah

Posted Wednesday January 30, 2013, About: Is A-Rod's career over?

Thank God he didn't end up in Boston. Thank God that this guy didn't sully Boston's pristine "Say No To Drugs" reputation. Did I Thank God already? If not then Thank God.