Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Noel not ready until Christmas

Greg Oden draft?

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: NCAA star refuses to give Spurs his phone number

This was my first reaction to reading this as well.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Tigers 'looking hard' for arms

They're doing what they do every year -- hot out of the gate, then they'll fade as the season wears on. They don't have the pitching to keep it up.

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Jackson tweets pic with 13 title rings

Red Auerbach may have something to say on that matter.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Bryce Harper gets 11 stitches in chin

B|tch3s get stitches.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Hamilton: I'm 'off upstairs'

I know that snorting powder will erode your septum. I can't imagine crack fumes being good for the sinuses.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Dusty Baker a possibility in Dodger blue

HUGE difference between the teams Trammell was handed and Mattingly. Take a look at that 2003 roster sometime. He never had a chance.

Posted Tuesday May 14, 2013, About: Laundry list of injuries for Harper

Truth

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Rose considered comeback

I hear sex changes are pretty routine these days. How hard could it be to sew on a pair of balls?

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Leyland: Tigers call-up has 'electric stuff'

Your boys played well and fought hard -- hats off to ya. But you guys do this EVERY year, with the fast start and the precipitous decline. I'm not sure you've got the pitching staff for the long haul, but good luck to your boys.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Cubs ready to chase Boston's Ellsbury

There's definitely a risk, but hell, if Werth could get the contract he did, I'm sure someone would over-pay for Ellsbury.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Rose considered comeback

I'm in with this line of thinking too.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Leyland: Tigers call-up has 'electric stuff'

And definitely [b]DO NOT[/b] stick a fork in him.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Cubs ready to chase Boston's Ellsbury

They can make an offer for whatever the number is next year (last year was $13.5M I believe), let someone over-pay and they can pick up a comp pick. I see this being the most likely scenario.

Posted Sunday May 12, 2013, About: Timberwolves interested in Mayo?

Mayo goes bad pretty easily.

Posted Sunday May 12, 2013, About: Steph Curry fights through shooting slump

"Steph, he usually hits 50 percent of the shots he's missing. "

I'm not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean. He's a 50% shooter? Weird way of wording it.

Posted Sunday May 12, 2013, About: Rangers pitchers love A.J. Pierzynski

Thread over.

Posted Sunday May 12, 2013, About: Pirates plunk Jordany Valdespin after HR pose

Kinda BS, don't you think?

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: Not even Miami's GM knows who's playing

These guys are no worse than the 2003 Tigers.

Posted Friday May 10, 2013, About: Heyward activated as soon as Monday

I was once chastised on these boards for claiming that Austin Jackson projected to be a better OF than Heyward. Some people should be enjoying their crow right about now.

Posted Thursday May 09, 2013, About: Cards rookie has 10 outs on 18 pitches

The amazing slow ball!