Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Okay guys it was fun chatting with youse again but I gotta skee daddle. Later boys, girls, undecideds and anyone who may or may not have died.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Beat you to it clem.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Gretzky!

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Yeah I've been MIA for a little while.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Ha! Sup JC?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

I thought they loved moose knuckles.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

In that case slurp on my good man (moose).

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Uh....not a good sound for a guy to make Bullwinkle.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

No then I would have said "someone broke into my trailer."

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Clemmed yourself huh?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

My dog died, my wife screwed my neighbor, the car broke down, someone broke into my house, and I can't find my little blue pills. Other than that everything's fine.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Talk about bad timing. At least they didn't blow his car up........or did they?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Stinky fingers! Wassup?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Why was the car filled with fertilizer and propane cylinders?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

decisions.....decisions

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

blown by who?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Later Cat. Good chatting with you.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

If Gordon was asterisking the bed anway, why wasn't he already benched?

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

Sup clem? How's it hanging? On second thought disregard the question.

Posted Friday April 19, 2013, About: Ortiz insists return isn't about $2M

I believe there's something to putting on the pinstripes that brings out the best in players. It's a pride thing. I despise that franchise but you have to hand it to them. They're competitors no matter who they put on the field.